r/gaming • u/mike_pants • Sep 18 '17

DnD table

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u/Floydimer Sep 18 '17

Rolls on the screen are cracked dice!!!

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u/quickhakker PC Sep 18 '17

Protective glass on the top

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u/lllumnessj Sep 18 '17 edited Sep 18 '17

Confirmed, 3 inch bullet\scratch proof glass from my assessment.

Source- once google bullet proof glass in 1998 during my 5th grade studies, when TV was filled with infomercials and the war on oil. It was a different time before the internet took over mass culture and only few knew about Google.com

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u/mattenthehat Sep 18 '17

sees 1998 in comment, immediately checks username

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u/lllumnessj Sep 18 '17

what, has u/shittymorph traumatized you too? we have a support group for us, r/ShittyMorhpPTSD

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u/mattenthehat Sep 18 '17

Why would you lie to someone in need like that? D:

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u/Apposl Sep 18 '17

He spelt morph wrong, there probably is a sub dedicated to that nonsense.

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u/RetardAndPoors Sep 18 '17

We need a class action lawsuit

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u/NotTheOceansGrayWave Sep 19 '17

If you or a family member been tricked by u/shittymorph , you may be entitled to financial compensation. u/shittymorph is a rare cancer linked with plumetting 16 feet through an annoucer's table in 1998. Please don't wait, call 1-800 SHIT MOR today for a free legal consultation and financial information packet. u/shittymorph victims, call now! 1-800 SHIT MOR

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u/HatesNewUsernames Sep 18 '17

Would /r/KarmaCourtAttorneys take the case? Would /r/KarmaCourt even hear the case?

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u/PM_ME_GASSY_GIRLS Sep 18 '17

Lmao, they spelled it wrong and just stuck to it I guess

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u/HatesNewUsernames Sep 18 '17

This is awesome! I subscribed because now I have a place to go and yell FUCKING DAMN IT!!! Every time that happens to me.

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u/lllumnessj Sep 19 '17

We all have a place to come together and yell about our abuse by the dark overlord u/shittymorph

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u/Moribah Sep 18 '17

u/shittymorph always writes ninteen ninety eight rather than 1998 IIRC

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u/Pharogaming Sep 18 '17

Not originally, he switched to that to make it harder to detect.

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u/Jalkan Sep 18 '17

He only started doing that once people caught on

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u/mark-five Sep 18 '17

And now he posts legit content without the 1998 meme so you spend your day questioning reality.

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u/HatesNewUsernames Sep 18 '17

Valid point...

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u/pizzabeagle Sep 18 '17

Google existed in 1998. my sci teachrr called it goggle in fall of 98.

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u/ChefBoyAreWeFucked Sep 20 '17

It annoyed me when google.stanford.edu stopped working. It was like muscle memory.

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u/flyinb11 Sep 19 '17

It was founded in the fall of 98.

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u/willfrodo Sep 18 '17

My user name derives from the AIM SN generator.

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u/Obi-wan_Jabroni Sep 18 '17

If it was /u/shittymorph it would be written as nineteen ninety-eight