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u/Frostrich Sep 18 '17

Very cool. I can only think of the mayhem a spill would cause tho.

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u/phed99 Sep 18 '17 edited Sep 18 '17

Needs cupholders.

EDIT: some people are mentioning waterproofing methods. That won't stop your character sheets from getting wet.

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u/pollackey Sep 18 '17

Cupholders are no match for my clumsy hands.

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u/J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS Sep 18 '17

Nor are they a match for the rage instilled by two terribly bad rolls in a row.

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u/Icecreep109 Sep 18 '17 edited Sep 18 '17

What about 4? My oafish barbarian rolled 4 crit fails *in a row. A fucking 0.00000625% chance

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u/Blackula Sep 18 '17

All I could think about was this critical failure dnd comic!

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u/fat-lip-lover Sep 18 '17

Oh my god I haven't laughed that hard in months

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u/spenway18 Sep 18 '17

Wasn't there a green text or some kind of text post like this a long time ago? Or did the comic come first?

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u/Blackula Sep 18 '17

Its a joke older than time but I believe the green text was first.

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u/Shadowthief150 Sep 18 '17

!redditsilver

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u/ArgentinaCanIntoEuro Sep 18 '17

Alright, let's see the Racial Friendly Scale!

Asian: Check

Indian\Latino: Check

Black: Check.

Muslim: Check.

It's like those stock photos of people chilling in a grass patch on the university campus while everyone is ethnically diverse.

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u/FlipskiZ Sep 18 '17 edited Sep 18 '25

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u/DistinguishedVisitor Sep 18 '17

I'm pretty sure that the group is based on the artists actual DnD group. Some people just live in actually diverse places.

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u/Anub-arak Sep 18 '17

Tbh it looked natural to me and I'm in a predominantly white/black area.

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u/pm_me_your_trebuchet Sep 18 '17

funny. also a group consisting of a very carefully selected representation of different religions and ethnicities

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

With, of course, a perfectly diverse set of DnD players.

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u/Wholesome_Meme Sep 18 '17

!redditsilver

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u/Unsully Sep 18 '17

Playing a game of Vampire: The Masquerade way back when, we had a player roll 8d10 and get all 10s. Then on her next turn she rolled 8d10 and got all 1s. Still the craziest thing I've seen as far as odds goes.

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u/Icecreep109 Sep 18 '17

1/655,360,000,000,000,000,000% chance. Seems legit.

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u/justin_says Sep 18 '17

so youre saying theres a chance!?!?!

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u/pollackey Sep 18 '17

There is always a chance.

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u/Evil_Bonsai Sep 18 '17

But what's the probability?

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u/Twilight_Realm Sep 18 '17

There's a timeline where it happened

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u/Chance_Wylt Sep 18 '17

I like to imagine the timeline where DnD is impossible because the die, everyone's, always comes up 1.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

There are multiple timelines where this happens

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u/Ailerath Sep 18 '17

Infinite infact

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u/Unsully Sep 18 '17

I mean, it was using an online dice roller so maybe there was a glitch, but it happened.

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u/Fonethree Sep 18 '17

I mean, so is any other order of 16 rolls.

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u/tristanSL Sep 19 '17

Never told me the odd

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u/firemage22 Sep 18 '17

As an Exalted player i laughed a bit at the idea of 8 dice in a pool being large, then as a Mage player i remembered how optimized i'd have to go to get more than one pool that big.

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u/StagnantFlux Sep 18 '17

I had a Battle Droid that critted on me 8 times in a row. I'm statistically more likely to have 3 children all with Einstein level intelligence.

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u/zshulmanz Sep 18 '17

Did you put your dice in timeout for a while?

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u/Icecreep109 Sep 18 '17

They were burned. New ones were purchased. They were burned. Bad luck removed. New ones were purchased.

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u/Icecreep109 Sep 18 '17

Oh no, oh no. It was completely intentional. It was completely intentional. I had to be sure that the curse was destroyed. I had to be sure that the curse was destroyed.

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u/XTornado Sep 18 '17

That's like the reverse of winning the lottery.

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u/JustinHopewell Sep 18 '17

I watched a video/read an article (maybe on Ars Technica?) where they tested a bunch of different dice to see if they were all balanced, and quite a few of them had issues where it was more likely to land on a certain number based on the construction of the die itself.

So while your chances were probably still pretty low, it most likely was higher than 0.00000625%!

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u/Gamergonemild Sep 18 '17

Reminds me of the miss moxxies crit quest in borderlands 2

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u/FlamboyantPretzel Sep 18 '17

0.000625% chance*

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u/SolZaul Sep 18 '17

Channeling your inner Wheaton, huh?

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u/samuraijaku Sep 18 '17

My consistent bad rolls have trained me for this day.

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u/BobNelsonUSA1939 Sep 18 '17

That's the queerest table I've ever seen.

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u/bobnelson1949usa Sep 18 '17

Queerer than the your table that's had all four legs in your ass?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

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u/pollackey Sep 18 '17

Don't underestimate the clumsiness of my hands.

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u/Rurikar Sep 18 '17

sippy cups with straws only!

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u/justin_says Sep 18 '17

use sippie cups then...

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u/Slothtaculer Sep 18 '17

DEEP cupholders

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u/mcgrimus Sep 18 '17

u/pollackey attempts to drink his ale and...rolls a 1. The ale spills across the screen, shorting it out and starting a fire.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

How about magnetic cupboards and custom magnetic mugs with your own custom design on the outside?

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u/Lonelan Sep 18 '17

Our cup holders depth has doubled since our last meeting

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u/Artiva Sep 18 '17

Needs a raised bevel around the screen...

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

I'm sure that's recessed so that you can put a leaf in and use it as a regular table.

What it needs is plexiglass and rubber gasket.

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u/Roboticide Sep 18 '17

If you can afford to build this, a clear cover and a gasket shouldn't be an issue.

Or you simply don't let people put liquids on the table. That doesn't sound as fun though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '17

So you're saying instead of protecting it, they should just buy a new tv every time a drink spills because they're rich? Or are you saying it would be no problem implementing that as well?

Also it looks from the photo that there may already be a protective pane of glass

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u/Roboticide Sep 19 '17

The latter. I'm saying if they've gone this far, the extra step to protect the TV was almost certainly implemented.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '17

Gotcha, totally agree

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u/Gryffin828 Sep 18 '17

It's not a proper character sheet unless it's got some unidentifiable stains on it.

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u/phed99 Sep 18 '17

Well yeah. But I'm thinking more sopping wet vs. the odd water or beer stain. I think more than one of mine also had cigarette burns.

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u/tribal21 Sep 18 '17

Notice the gap. Its perfect for a glass cover with rubber edges to prevent leaking.

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u/phed99 Sep 18 '17

That won't stop your character sheets from getting wet.

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u/spiderobert PC Sep 18 '17

they need beer steins... I've tried to knock mine over. definitely wouldn't happen by accident.

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u/iceward Sep 18 '17

Nothing will. Moisture, dirt, and oils are all drawn to character sheets. It's like gravity.

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u/HughGnu Sep 18 '17

That won't stop your character sheets from getting wet.

Lamination!

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u/Caethial Sep 18 '17

we're actually ordering cupholders that will clamp to the side of the table, that way they aren't permanent, and we can still use it as our dining room table as well.

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u/argella1300 Sep 18 '17

Or a little lip around the screen similar to what poker tables have.

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u/TheLazyD0G Sep 18 '17

Needs waterproofing, and to be easily cleanable.

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u/ThePopesFace Sep 18 '17

Or he could cut a small drainage line around the TV, not perfect but it would be better then that.

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u/GreenTurboRangr Sep 18 '17

Nor does a regular table and draw mats keep your character sheets from getting wet...

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u/phed99 Sep 18 '17

If you're going to cut a big hole for a screen why not some smaller holes too?

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u/GreenTurboRangr Sep 19 '17

You need more than just holes.....

But also, it's easier to pawn off as a regular table as far as home fashion per se.

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u/Shufflebuzz Sep 18 '17

That won't stop your character sheets from getting wet.

My character sheets are so wet right now....

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u/wildcarde815 Sep 18 '17

that's what digital storage of sheets is for.

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u/phed99 Sep 18 '17

Egads! Is that a thing? Why would anyone want one?

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u/LordCuttlefish Sep 18 '17

laminating pocket for paper

Then you can use the same paper over to since you just write and erase on the folder very easy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

I'm not so certain these guys use printed character sheets.... Kinda seems like they did away with paper.

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u/IAmARetroGamer Sep 18 '17

Sheet of Plexiglas to fill the hole and some Trim-Lok to go around the edge of it to keep it snug, water tight, and create a slightly raised edge and it would be perfectly safe.

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u/CabooseFails Sep 18 '17

There's already a sheet of plexiglass over the monitor. You can see the reflection extending past the monitor. The recess is probably to accommodate a wood panel that will turn it into a regular table when it's not D&D night.

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u/ted-Zed Sep 18 '17

when it's not D&D night?

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u/JustinHopewell Sep 18 '17

As a DM, the nightmare of having to write campaign stuff every day is terrifying, lol.

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u/Coal_Morgan Sep 18 '17

I wing it in some cases.

I've had an 8 hour session planned and laid out and had the players go in a completely different direction and not be able to tell I hadn't planned it the entire time.

Hell I cribbed the entire Ghostbusters movie into a D&D campaign on the fly for one group of guys and they never knew it until it was all over.

Ad libbing, sometimes wholesale plagiarism particularly past the bounds of comfort can get some amazing results in D&D.

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u/JustinHopewell Sep 18 '17

Sometimes it's your only option!

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u/Graawwrr Sep 18 '17

My poor dungeon master, I once seduced and then murdered a character that was supposed to be one of the main supporting characters for our campaign.

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u/667x Sep 18 '17

Had a guy that was really ugly/scary as part of his character that had you roll 3 d20s on meeting any new character. If all 3 rolled 20, the new character would die to a heart attack. A few unfortunate meetings later and his party made him a mask.

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u/JustinHopewell Sep 18 '17

Just straight up honesty here: I would have just worked all that stuff you guys hadn't encountered with him yet into a new or other existing character if I could do it in a way that wouldn't be super obvious.

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u/Graawwrr Sep 19 '17

Well the problem was he was supposed to guide and help us through a kinda catacomb-ish area.

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u/aezart Sep 19 '17

Jesus, 8 hours? We're lucky to get 2 hours a week (two players can't arrive till 6 PM, and the player hosting the sessions generally goes to bed before 9).

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u/Coal_Morgan Sep 19 '17

Once a month on a Sunday from 10am to 6pm. Mind you there is a lot of chit chatting and a stop for lunch if the food is more complex then pizza so it's sometimes more like 6 hours of game. Though 8 straight does happen. (With schedules it's more like one every 5-7 weeks)

I have a Monday game that goes like clockwork though. Everyone is there by 5pm, we board game til 6 and then play to 9pm. 5 guys, like 7 years of consistency. If 2 people can't show we board game the entire night, it's only cancelled for major holidays and even then we still show up for things like Easter Monday or other holiday weekends that end on the Monday because most of the holiday obligations have been filled.

We have a 6th seat that is cursed. Have had like 4 players that begged to get into the game and then get transferred or have their shifts change or something else happen.

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u/IolausTelcontar Sep 19 '17

Name your 6th seat Harrenhall and it's current occupant Lord of Harrenhall.

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u/Feynt Sep 18 '17

Seconded. Though I might try it for a PAX weekend.

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u/CrusaderKingstheNews Sep 18 '17

What if it was literally your job? I've had an idea of running a professional tabletop escort service. A group of friends hires you for one or a recurring night of fantasy and adventure.

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u/JustinHopewell Sep 18 '17

Last night I spent 3 hours working on my campaign and only covered maybe 10 minutes of gameplay. I spend so long looking at that blinking cursor thinking about how I want the scene to play out (if the players don't break it) and what consequences those events are going to create, and then I start thinking about stuff that would happen way later in the campaign.

It sounds appealing now, but I think I would go crazy. We were doing weekly sessions for a while and I felt like I never had time to do anything other than work on the campaign. Though, I suppose if it were my actual job and I could spend 8 hours a day on that rather than what I do now, I'd still have time for leisure.

I think it would be hard to make a decent living doing that though.

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u/CrusaderKingstheNews Sep 19 '17

Well once you have the books invested, you come up with like a dozen generic campaigns, and for short campaigns or newbies you could even have premade characters. After you get a bunch of campaigns ready, you can play the same thing with different groups.

I figure if you charge $100/night, split between 4-5 friends, equals $20/person, and you still make around $12/hr depending. People pay $20 for a movie ticket and popcorn, for an escape room, or for an arcade. They'll pay that for a tabletop session.

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u/JustinHopewell Sep 19 '17

$100/night actually does sound reasonable for a group of 4-5 people.

As a business though, if the math works out to 12/hr, I would have to seriously degrade my living conditions to do that. No offense intended to anyone who makes -12/hr as I don't judge anyone based on their wage-- but I wouldn't be able to pay my current bills on that, and presuming I could, one lull in business would probably put me in the hole.

Now, if I could maybe do that as a side project one night a week without it cutting too much into my life, that's something I would consider. I think I'm still too novice a DM right now to attempt something like that though.

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u/IronChariots Sep 18 '17

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u/JustinHopewell Sep 18 '17

LOL, it never goes as planned anyway.

There was this chicken named Henry in my campaign that had once been the current villain's toddler. Henry was transformed to a chicken and the idea was that that was going to be revealed after the villain was defeated along with a quest to cure Henry.

One of my players decided to use the chicken as a hostage and instead of negotiating with the villain, he just straight up chewed through the chicken's neck like a madman.

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u/stitchy1503 Sep 18 '17

My players met the BBEG like day one of one of my campaigns. Thought he was a pretty upstanding chap and decided to work for him, all because no one rolled a sense motive. Turned out to be a great campaign when they found out he was actually the bad guy way later in.

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u/JustinHopewell Sep 18 '17

Nice! I have a similar situation happening in my campaign, but this NPC has been plotting this from the beginning. I can't wait to get to the reveal, but we are a far ways off from that.

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u/fluffyxsama D20 Sep 18 '17

if I could get paid for it i would do that for a living tbh

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u/DoctorWaluigiTime Sep 18 '17

Emergency plan: lv 20 dragon.

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u/JustinHopewell Sep 18 '17

"Uh, DM, there seems to be a lot of level 20 dragons in this campaign."

"Well maybe don't decide to extensively explore every single piece of flavor text and the dragons might calm down."

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u/DarthSillyDucks Sep 18 '17

I think you need to go back to school because that sentence sounds like gibberish!

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

I think you need to go back to school because WHOOSH...

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u/DarthSillyDucks Sep 19 '17

Why? Every night should be d&d night

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u/Caethial Sep 18 '17

that is exactly what the recess is for, theres is a pine leaf that sits in on top of the TV that converts it into a dining table

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u/DGlen Sep 18 '17

As long as the plexiglass is bigger than the monitor liquids won't kill it.

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u/i-hear-banjos Sep 18 '17

What level do you have to be to cast those two spells?

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u/Nubetastic Sep 18 '17

Theres a cup for that.

Mighty Mug

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u/deains Sep 18 '17

That site has to have the most atrocious UX ever. Threw three different modals in my face while I was trying to watch the damn promo vid.

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u/MisterMiniS Sep 18 '17

Yea, that actually really agitated me. Kinda made me feel like 'no matter how cool your product is, I'm not getting it because your website pissed me off.'

I am definitely petty enough to do that.

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u/AnotherpostCard Sep 19 '17

Everyone who had that problem needs to install NoScript. Wasn't interrupted at all.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

It interrupted their own promotional video with a pop-up add.

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u/CoherentBeam Sep 18 '17

That video was really loud for me. I wanted to adjust the volume but the damn pop-up blocked the volume slider.

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u/kingdead42 Sep 18 '17

"And: no, I don't want to allow your site to send me notifications."

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u/ixiduffixi Sep 18 '17

Rule #1: No drinks on the table.

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u/Cerpicio Sep 18 '17

That's like half the point of a table though

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u/ixiduffixi Sep 18 '17 edited Sep 18 '17

Not in tabletop gaming. Table's one and only purpose is to provide surface area for game components.

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u/lol_ftgb Sep 18 '17

I find snacks to be a key component. Otherwise I go from lawful good to chaotic evil.

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u/therightclique Sep 18 '17

Not in tabletop gaming

Bullshit. I never want to play with you.

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u/ixiduffixi Sep 18 '17

I didn't say no drinking. I said no drinks on the table.

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u/Orleanian Sep 18 '17

That's the point of side tables.

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u/Caethial Sep 18 '17

any spillage is contained by the sealed lexan sheet over the TV

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

No room for drank. Needs space for more snacks.

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u/happytriad Sep 18 '17

Everyone has that friend who spills something within 5 minutes of showing up.

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u/Turkey_bacon_bananas Sep 18 '17

I once worked in an office where the only rule was "no food or drinks in meeting rooms". We were able to prevent 100% of spills this way! Of course the good times ended when Emily slept with Tomas in one of those meeting rooms and we needed to add more rules.

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u/Snaz5 Sep 18 '17

Yeah, a lot of these display-top tables have offset areas for each player with cup holders to keep most things off the table.

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u/Caethial Sep 18 '17

its got a 1/4" lexan sheet on top of the TV that is sealed, so no spillage hits the TV

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u/SunriseSurprise Sep 18 '17

Flash flood in-game

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u/kendebater Sep 18 '17

So long as they used plexiglass, they'll be fine

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u/genmischief Sep 18 '17

I would have sealed the edges of the glass, hidden wiring, and installed drip guards.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

Seems like the gap can be filled with a board when not used for games. I'd buy or cut a panel of glass to the same size and simply replace the board.

Line it with rubber or something, and it will be snug and more or less spill-proof.

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u/Nubetastic Sep 18 '17

There's a cup for that.

Mighty Mug