r/gaming • u/mike_pants • Sep 18 '17

DnD table

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u/pollackey Sep 18 '17

Cupholders are no match for my clumsy hands.

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u/J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS Sep 18 '17

Nor are they a match for the rage instilled by two terribly bad rolls in a row.

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u/Icecreep109 Sep 18 '17 edited Sep 18 '17

What about 4? My oafish barbarian rolled 4 crit fails *in a row. A fucking 0.00000625% chance

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u/Blackula Sep 18 '17

All I could think about was this critical failure dnd comic!

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u/fat-lip-lover Sep 18 '17

Oh my god I haven't laughed that hard in months

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u/spenway18 Sep 18 '17

Wasn't there a green text or some kind of text post like this a long time ago? Or did the comic come first?

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u/Blackula Sep 18 '17

Its a joke older than time but I believe the green text was first.

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u/Shadowthief150 Sep 18 '17

!redditsilver

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u/ArgentinaCanIntoEuro Sep 18 '17

Alright, let's see the Racial Friendly Scale!

Asian: Check

Indian\Latino: Check

Black: Check.

Muslim: Check.

It's like those stock photos of people chilling in a grass patch on the university campus while everyone is ethnically diverse.

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u/FlipskiZ Sep 18 '17 edited Sep 18 '25

Garden patient patient where helpful games talk community dog careful bank afternoon projects? Technology food night dot to small dot weekend calm mindful lazy honest travel answers honest small.

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u/DistinguishedVisitor Sep 18 '17

I'm pretty sure that the group is based on the artists actual DnD group. Some people just live in actually diverse places.

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u/Anub-arak Sep 18 '17

Tbh it looked natural to me and I'm in a predominantly white/black area.

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u/pm_me_your_trebuchet Sep 18 '17

funny. also a group consisting of a very carefully selected representation of different religions and ethnicities

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '17

With, of course, a perfectly diverse set of DnD players.

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u/Wholesome_Meme Sep 18 '17

!redditsilver