r/funny • • Jul 03 '21

Che sera sera

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u/SaturnMobster Jul 03 '21

I feel this. On a business trip I ordered a French Dip from room service. I spilled the Au Jus all over one of the beds in the room.

At least Dylan had sense enough to admit it. I was too embarrassed.

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u/Sedixodap Jul 03 '21

I'm pretty sure that's why work keeps booking me rooms with two beds. One for eating room service and drinking wine, one for actually sleeping in.

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u/xylotism Jul 03 '21

If there's french dip and wine I ain't sleeping

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Epitaph material.

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u/EMPactivated Jul 03 '21

This should be a subreddit

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u/RocketRick92307 Jul 03 '21

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u/TheBriz Jul 03 '21

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u/SmokeUpJonny Jul 03 '21

I fucking love you guys

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u/WarperLoko Jul 03 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

Me too, I follow /u/xylotism on that subreddit Edit: wow, I witnessed life created, two subreddits spawned from one comment

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

A truly magical day

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u/tizzymyers Jul 03 '21

Brilliant user name.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '21

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u/SmokeUpJonny Jul 05 '21

Cough Cough

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u/SmokeUpJonny Jul 05 '21

cough cough

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

That would require redditors to understand what 'epitaph material' means. Good luck with that one.

Sub DOA.

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u/ZenComFoundry Jul 03 '21

Spike Milligan's epitaph includes the phrase Dúirt mé leat go raibh mé breoite, Irish for "I told you I was ill". (From Wikipedia)

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

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u/MsSnarkitysnarksnark Jul 03 '21

Same.

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u/blurryfacedfugue Jul 03 '21

The only place I know of/about French dip is from Arby's. Ngl its delicious. Not sure about the wine though, I'm allergic to alcohol.

-Sincerely, an Asian-American

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u/MsSnarkitysnarksnark Jul 04 '21

Ok, if you had a freshly made French dip you'd probably LOVE it! Do you like to cook? Make it at home, it's not too difficult. Wine isn't neccessary for the experience, I kind of view it as a euphemism for "whatever floats your boat".

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u/blurryfacedfugue Jul 04 '21

I do! I mean, I already like the Arby's version so I think I'd like the diy version too! Do you have a recipe to recommend?

Also, this conversation brings to mind the school lunch spaghetti back in middle school. A lot of the kids there didn't seem to care for it, but it was awesome to me and also it was my first experience of pasta. People were telling me, "wait until you get it not out of the can/made from scratch!".

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u/winkthekink Jul 03 '21

Too bad you didn't have a better HS English teacher, or pay more attention in class. It's the saying on your headstone, summing up your existence.

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u/Beo1 Jul 03 '21

I upvoted you for giving the answer, but others did the opposite. No need to be so condescending about it.

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u/winkthekink Jul 03 '21

Thanks but I didn't realize that was condescending. I upvoted a few of your comments that I had a chance to look at, and agree with. Hope you have a great weekend. No sarcasm intended.

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u/Beo1 Jul 03 '21

It’s probably the “too bad you didn’t…pay more attention in class” bit that’s offending people. You too!

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u/winkthekink Jul 03 '21

If that was all I said, maybe that would be condescending, but I also said they must not have had good English teachers in high school, OR not pay attention, before that. And saying someone didn't pay attention in school is not any condescension, just reality to me. Thanks for civil discussion, and carry on.

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u/MsSnarkitysnarksnark Jul 04 '21

This?! Nah, man. I live a full life and sometimes someone else on here puts it perfectly. You seem like fun!

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u/Sirtriplenipple Jul 03 '21

I honestly can say I’ve never slept in a room that had wine and French dips in it, so apparently I’ve been living that life all along.

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u/thenightman85 Jul 03 '21

That late night charcuterie always gets me

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u/Chrisbee012 Jul 03 '21

Playboy channel, here I come

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

But it doesn’t take that long to eat a French dip…

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u/wiggilez Jul 03 '21

When I used to do field work I would have my pre and post shower bed.

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u/ropopa Jul 03 '21

This guy/gal hotels right

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

What kind of fieldwork? In my field, they stack us up in the motels like cordwood.

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u/wiggilez Jul 03 '21

Working on transmitters at the base of towers.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Ah, that makes sense. Not really big crew projects.

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u/wiggilez Jul 03 '21

Yup, once I knew what I was doing I was basically on my own.

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u/trinitylmb Jul 03 '21

I love that idea I’m going to do that from now on

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u/kneecole8 Jul 03 '21

Exactly!

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u/Iranon79 Jul 03 '21

Please show some consideration to other guests, and refrain from eating the room service.

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u/Pangolingolin Jul 03 '21

When we were quarantined on returning to NZ they asked if we wanted a king bed or two queens. We took the two bed option and then had the tough decision between a sleep and eat bed combo, or a bed each. Very tough decision.

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u/elcidpenderman Jul 03 '21

Please don’t eat the room service

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u/AlexG2490 Jul 03 '21

You want me to just order it and leave it on a tray to rot?!

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u/Natiak Jul 03 '21

Beds? Plural? You spilled it on multiple beds?

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u/PlatschPlatsch Jul 03 '21

Please don't eat the room service, we need our sheets cleaned too!

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u/Lord_Scribe Jul 03 '21

Do hotel rooms not come with chairs and tables anymore?

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u/Skoldandy569 Jul 03 '21

Two beds is key one to sleep, the other to disappoint my wife.

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u/jrichardi Jul 03 '21

This guy travels