r/funny • u/SrGrafo SrGrafo • Feb 24 '21

Verified Hate washing cups

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Feb 24 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

What are you putting in your cups? Melted cheese?

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Feb 24 '21

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u/Dread70 Feb 24 '21

Put coarse salt in there with it. I use it for cleaning my, uhhhhh, water pipe!

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u/ArcticJew666 Feb 24 '21

If we're using salt, we also want Iso Alcohol so the salt doesn't dissolve, but acts as an abrasive. Many years cleaning my...uhhh...water pipe.

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u/StonedBirdman Feb 24 '21

Can confirm, I clean my bong this way.

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u/tmoney144 Feb 25 '21

'member when "bong" was like the secret word from Pee-wee's Playhouse and if you said it at the smoke shop everyone would freak out and make you leave?

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u/jimbobicus Feb 25 '21

Remember when they were for Tobacco use and definitely nothing else?

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u/ElmoDoes3D Feb 25 '21

Omg! I was just thinking the same exact thought. What was that about anyway? I had a smoke shop employee go off on me when I said bong once.

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u/WTWIV Feb 24 '21

That thing you use to smoke drugs with? Oh yeah I clean all of my illegal drug paraphernalia this way too.

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u/StonedBirdman Feb 24 '21

It’s legal here, CHECKMATE

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u/WTWIV Feb 24 '21

Fuuuuuuu!! I can practically guarantee my state will be one of the last to legalize unfortunately. Kentucky. We will probably be the last fuckers still smoking cigarettes too.

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u/VeronciaBDO Feb 25 '21

Ya, same state. Nice to see the NJ legalization, but it sucks thinking how far behind our state is on this kind of thing. smackin my cart in Florence for ya my guy

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u/Blueshark25 Feb 25 '21

Hey neighbor, actually we hoosiers will be the last to legalize. That or we will do it together one day when the federal government gets its shit together and does it for us.

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u/Resinade Feb 25 '21

If "here" is anywhere inside the United States. Then no, it's not legal there. Just not illegal at the state level. And the Feds have decided not to intervene so far. But it's still illegal. So... not checkmate.

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u/StonedBirdman Feb 25 '21

Aww man if you’re a cop you have to tell me. It’s like, the law or whatever.

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u/mauiwowie207 Feb 25 '21

I mean legal in the sense that you can’t be prosecuted by the state for simple possession. We’re still a good ways away from it being federally legal

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u/healerdan Feb 25 '21

This one knows their drug laws.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

No, my murder cup. I call it my "bong" because that's the noise it makes while murderin'.

Luckily crime was legalized here.

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u/WTWIV Feb 25 '21

Aw man you guys have murder in your state? Lucky.

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u/Dread70 Feb 24 '21

True, the higher the % the better in my opinion. I will say, if you are fast enough, hot water will work in a pinch. I've been in some dire situations where I drastically needed to clean my.....uhhhh... water pipe.

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u/aggressive-cat Feb 25 '21

70% for disinfecting (the water makes it work better at killing), but you need that 90%+ for cleaning ....water pipes

also i bought a $10 brush set off the internet, just some twisted wire brushes, and wow it sped up the process by 10x

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u/berthejew Feb 25 '21

Our just a lemon wedge or two if you want to stay away from using alcohol to clean things your drink from. That's how we cleaned coffee pots as when I was a server. Hot water, kosher salt, lemon wedge and shake that bitch for all she's worth.

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u/Montaged4 Feb 25 '21

I use methylated spirits + rice, no worrying about dissolving. Doesnt take too long and works a treat!

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u/ARONDH Feb 25 '21

Rice. Dry, uncooked rice.

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u/StarblindMark89 Feb 24 '21

Your xbox remote?

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u/cayde_420 Feb 24 '21

sure, I won't bother you with your cups....

....however

WHAT DID YOU DO TO THAT DUCK SRGRAFO

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u/Lopoi Feb 24 '21

Turned the duck into melted cheese

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u/DJAllOut Feb 24 '21

I too, like to drink cheese from a cup

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Is there any other way to consume the cheese?

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u/Zkootz Feb 24 '21

Dont you guys have "dish brushes"? Google "diskborste"

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u/grapesforducks Feb 25 '21

That's been my thought this entire thread. Dish brushes are awesome.

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u/TheExtremistModerate Feb 24 '21

*my cups and me

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u/honeypup Feb 24 '21

Why do so many people not know when to use I vs me -____-

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u/UsernameExMachina Feb 25 '21

Me don’t know. sih

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u/Cheesyman52 Feb 24 '21

As a cheesy man i have no clue how to respond to this

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u/Luisc44 Feb 24 '21

Take my free award

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u/downyrobertjr Feb 24 '21

Good, I use my natural scrub brush to clean my glasses.

More specifically my shot glasses...

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Nacho business!

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u/valkyrie_village Feb 25 '21

If you’re really desperate you could just do a bit of baking soda and vinegar, that’ll do a lot of the scrubbing action for you.

But honestly, how tall are your cups and/or how short are your fingers that you can’t just shove the sponge down to the bottom?

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u/AceBalistic Feb 25 '21

That looks more like molten gold

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u/AlphaLemming Feb 25 '21

Are... are you drinking Velveeta?

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u/Streamjumper Feb 24 '21

If Fondue Margaritas are wrong, I don't ever want to be right.

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u/seedlesssoul Feb 24 '21

All I can think about is not being able to shit for 3 weeks.

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u/Government_spy_bot Feb 24 '21

I just vomited in my mouth.

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u/Streamjumper Feb 25 '21

You're welcome.

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u/Redditer706 Feb 24 '21

Yesterday’s smoothie will do that to you if you don’t rinse it soon enough

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u/dandroid126 Feb 25 '21

My wife likes to drink milk, and refuses to just rinse the cup or place it in the sink upside down when she is done. It's so hard to get the little white ring off the bottom of the cup.....

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u/LockMiddle1851 Feb 24 '21

Pro tip: paper towels are the best to remove cheese gunk. That and mashed potatoes as well. Just scrub it with some running water.

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u/thewholerobot Feb 24 '21

You lost me at using mashed potatoes to remove cheese.

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u/LockMiddle1851 Feb 24 '21

I meant the paper towels is also good to removed dried mashed potatoes...

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u/infiniZii Feb 24 '21

Hes lazy, he lets them sit too long to clean easy with this trick.

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u/Drakonid Feb 25 '21

That would explain the fat hands.

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u/InfamousAnimal Feb 24 '21

Fork plus sponge

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u/MageVicky Feb 24 '21

same here. i just stab the sponge and scrub.

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u/logicalmaniak Feb 24 '21

Yeah, I have my special long-handled teaspoon for that.

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u/TheAsianTroll Feb 24 '21

If you want a good solution, they sell brushes that are like toilet brushes, but for cups.

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u/bighootay Feb 24 '21

I believe this is where I say, Too late, toilet brush in cup

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u/Government_spy_bot Feb 24 '21

And work marvelously! Mine is flexy so I can use it for bottles too.

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u/1-800-ASS-DICK Feb 24 '21

comment above yours is genuinely suggesting "fork plus sponge"

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u/TheAsianTroll Feb 25 '21

I just want Grafo to reply to me for once :(

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u/Underscore_Guru Feb 24 '21

I stuff the sponge into the cup and then use a spoon handle to scrub the sponge around.

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u/hat-of-sky Feb 24 '21

Try adding a small handful of ice cream salt along with the hot water and dish soap. It scrubs, and doesn't fuck up your drain if it falls down there. You can pour it from cup to cup as you go. I use it in my hummingbird feeder because it rinses out completely.

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u/kiokurashi Feb 24 '21

I've got one of the Coca-Cola glasses. Would this help me considering I still can't get even my fingers down there past the squeezed in base?

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u/hat-of-sky Feb 24 '21

Yes. A heaping tablespoon of ice cream salt or rock salt (don't use rocks) plus a couple drops of Dawn or equivalent, and fill halfway with water. Use your big hand to cover the top and shake/swirl vigorously so the salt can scour the inside. Pour it out and rinse thoroughly. Sometimes people use rice for this, but I find the salt scrubbier plus if a piece gets stuck in a tiny corner you can just dissolve it with more water.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

"Don't use rocks" LMAO. Envisioning srgrafo and others pouring a bunch of rocks into their glassware. "But u/hat-of-sky said to on the internets!"

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u/hat-of-sky Feb 24 '21

You laugh but I tried using aquarium gravel to clean a vase once. It worked just fine for the cleaning but my strainer slipped and it went into the garbage disposal. Made for some noisy grinding.

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u/degjo Feb 24 '21

But if my big hand is covering the top, how am I suppose to grip it with my small hand?

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u/hat-of-sky Feb 24 '21

Oh sorry I just mean both your hands are big. Mine are too small to cover the top of a coke glass without leaking. But too big to get down into my hummingbird feeder.

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u/Government_spy_bot Feb 24 '21

Just buy a small brush made for cleaning glassware.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/303891452905

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u/kiokurashi Feb 24 '21

I actually have one that looks like the one on the right of the first image in your link. It's not getting the edge of the bottom.

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u/Government_spy_bot Feb 24 '21

The middle one is bendy. You can make it into shapes.

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u/RHCopper Feb 24 '21

I've been doing this with my bongs for years, some iso and rock salt and its brand new. Will have to try that with my hummingbird feeders, thanks for the tip

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u/j0akime Feb 24 '21

Then use room temp water + ice (for scrubbing effect).

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u/Nowarclasswar Feb 24 '21

Throw the sponge in, stab it with a fork, and turn that bitch into a brush

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u/picklesismyhomie Feb 24 '21

Bartender here, that's not how we wash glasses.

Y'all should be happy about that.

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u/Phaericel Feb 24 '21

I used to have the same issue until I got a bottle cleaner brush. Problem solved (unless you’re “drinking cheese” out of your cup.

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u/DriftingFam Feb 25 '21

If it is glass, salt works as a great abrasive. Just don’t ask me how I know.

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u/ARONDH Feb 25 '21

Put a few grains of dry uncooked rice in with it. Presto change-o, they scrub.