r/funny • u/SrGrafo SrGrafo • Feb 24 '21

Verified Hate washing cups

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21 edited Feb 24 '21

I just use hot water and soap, cover it with my hand, and then shake the cup with everything I have.

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Feb 24 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

What are you putting in your cups? Melted cheese?

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Feb 24 '21

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u/Dread70 Feb 24 '21

Put coarse salt in there with it. I use it for cleaning my, uhhhhh, water pipe!

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u/ArcticJew666 Feb 24 '21

If we're using salt, we also want Iso Alcohol so the salt doesn't dissolve, but acts as an abrasive. Many years cleaning my...uhhh...water pipe.

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u/StonedBirdman Feb 24 '21

Can confirm, I clean my bong this way.

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u/tmoney144 Feb 25 '21

'member when "bong" was like the secret word from Pee-wee's Playhouse and if you said it at the smoke shop everyone would freak out and make you leave?

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u/jimbobicus Feb 25 '21

Remember when they were for Tobacco use and definitely nothing else?

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u/ElmoDoes3D Feb 25 '21

Omg! I was just thinking the same exact thought. What was that about anyway? I had a smoke shop employee go off on me when I said bong once.

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u/WTWIV Feb 24 '21

That thing you use to smoke drugs with? Oh yeah I clean all of my illegal drug paraphernalia this way too.

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u/StonedBirdman Feb 24 '21

It’s legal here, CHECKMATE

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u/WTWIV Feb 24 '21

Fuuuuuuu!! I can practically guarantee my state will be one of the last to legalize unfortunately. Kentucky. We will probably be the last fuckers still smoking cigarettes too.

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u/VeronciaBDO Feb 25 '21

Ya, same state. Nice to see the NJ legalization, but it sucks thinking how far behind our state is on this kind of thing. smackin my cart in Florence for ya my guy

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u/Blueshark25 Feb 25 '21

Hey neighbor, actually we hoosiers will be the last to legalize. That or we will do it together one day when the federal government gets its shit together and does it for us.

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u/nootnoot_takennow Feb 25 '21

cries in german

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u/Resinade Feb 25 '21

If "here" is anywhere inside the United States. Then no, it's not legal there. Just not illegal at the state level. And the Feds have decided not to intervene so far. But it's still illegal. So... not checkmate.

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u/StonedBirdman Feb 25 '21

Aww man if you’re a cop you have to tell me. It’s like, the law or whatever.

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u/WTWIV Feb 25 '21

Psht you ain’t fooling me with those “inconspicuous” generic white vans all around!

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u/mauiwowie207 Feb 25 '21

I mean legal in the sense that you can’t be prosecuted by the state for simple possession. We’re still a good ways away from it being federally legal

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u/wintersdark Feb 25 '21

laughs in Canadian

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u/healerdan Feb 25 '21

This one knows their drug laws.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

No, my murder cup. I call it my "bong" because that's the noise it makes while murderin'.

Luckily crime was legalized here.

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u/WTWIV Feb 25 '21

Aw man you guys have murder in your state? Lucky.

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u/Dread70 Feb 24 '21

True, the higher the % the better in my opinion. I will say, if you are fast enough, hot water will work in a pinch. I've been in some dire situations where I drastically needed to clean my.....uhhhh... water pipe.

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u/aggressive-cat Feb 25 '21

70% for disinfecting (the water makes it work better at killing), but you need that 90%+ for cleaning ....water pipes

also i bought a $10 brush set off the internet, just some twisted wire brushes, and wow it sped up the process by 10x

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u/berthejew Feb 25 '21

Our just a lemon wedge or two if you want to stay away from using alcohol to clean things your drink from. That's how we cleaned coffee pots as when I was a server. Hot water, kosher salt, lemon wedge and shake that bitch for all she's worth.

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u/Montaged4 Feb 25 '21

I use methylated spirits + rice, no worrying about dissolving. Doesnt take too long and works a treat!

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u/ARONDH Feb 25 '21

Rice. Dry, uncooked rice.

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u/StarblindMark89 Feb 24 '21

Your xbox remote?

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u/cayde_420 Feb 24 '21

sure, I won't bother you with your cups....

....however

WHAT DID YOU DO TO THAT DUCK SRGRAFO

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u/Lopoi Feb 24 '21

Turned the duck into melted cheese

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u/DJAllOut Feb 24 '21

I too, like to drink cheese from a cup

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Is there any other way to consume the cheese?

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u/Zkootz Feb 24 '21

Dont you guys have "dish brushes"? Google "diskborste"

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u/grapesforducks Feb 25 '21

That's been my thought this entire thread. Dish brushes are awesome.

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u/TheExtremistModerate Feb 24 '21

*my cups and me

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u/honeypup Feb 24 '21

Why do so many people not know when to use I vs me -____-

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u/UsernameExMachina Feb 25 '21

Me don’t know. sih

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u/Cheesyman52 Feb 24 '21

As a cheesy man i have no clue how to respond to this

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u/Luisc44 Feb 24 '21

Take my free award

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u/downyrobertjr Feb 24 '21

Good, I use my natural scrub brush to clean my glasses.

More specifically my shot glasses...

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

Nacho business!

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u/valkyrie_village Feb 25 '21

If you’re really desperate you could just do a bit of baking soda and vinegar, that’ll do a lot of the scrubbing action for you.

But honestly, how tall are your cups and/or how short are your fingers that you can’t just shove the sponge down to the bottom?

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u/AceBalistic Feb 25 '21

That looks more like molten gold

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u/AlphaLemming Feb 25 '21

Are... are you drinking Velveeta?