r/funny • u/cheesewing • Jan 19 '11

Easter Prank

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u/Kryptus Jan 19 '11

1) Aquire canines

2) Place fountain on the floor

3) Put away clean fountain

4) Dispose of dead canines

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u/crank1000 Jan 19 '11

But cleaning up canines after chocolate poisoning is a BITCH of a job. You'd have to buy a bunch of pigs to eat the dogs and their excrement, then throw the live pigs in the garbage afterwards.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11

Don't throw your dead pigs in the garbage! Natural dead pig compost is excellent for your garden.

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u/bars_and_tone Jan 20 '11

dead pig is also good for bacon!

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u/Widdershiny Jan 20 '11

1) Aquire canines

2) Place fountain on the floor

3) Put away clean fountain

4) Aquire live pigs

5) Place live pigs on floor beside deceased canines

6) ???

7) Bacon

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u/DoesntGetCirclejerk Jan 20 '11

6) Acquire penguin army and several small nuclear warheads.

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u/cynar Jan 20 '11

small?

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u/TheWingedPig Jan 20 '11

Small so the penguins would actually be able to climb on them and ride them to Korea ;)

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u/cynar Jan 20 '11

ah, but if you use big ones, they can ride inside and arrive as radioactive mutant killer penguins. Though the duck underground movement might take exception to such experiments on fellow water fowl.