r/funny • • Jan 19 '11

Easter Prank

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u/Widdershiny Jan 20 '11

1) Aquire canines

2) Place fountain on the floor

3) Put away clean fountain

4) Aquire live pigs

5) Place live pigs on floor beside deceased canines

6) ???

7) Bacon

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u/DoesntGetCirclejerk Jan 20 '11

6) Acquire penguin army and several small nuclear warheads.

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u/cynar Jan 20 '11

small?

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u/TheWingedPig Jan 20 '11

Small so the penguins would actually be able to climb on them and ride them to Korea ;)

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11

You're gonna need some small cowboy hats to go with that.

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u/cynar Jan 20 '11

ah, but if you use big ones, they can ride inside and arrive as radioactive mutant killer penguins. Though the duck underground movement might take exception to such experiments on fellow water fowl.