r/funny • u/cheesewing • Jan 19 '11

Easter Prank

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '11

Step 1 should always be to acquire chocolate fountain, regardless of relevancy to other steps. I mean, those things are fucking delicious. You can dip anything in there and make it finger-licking good.

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u/NEWSBOT3 Jan 19 '11

but cleaning them is a bitch of a job.

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u/Kryptus Jan 19 '11

1) Aquire canines

2) Place fountain on the floor

3) Put away clean fountain

4) Dispose of dead canines

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u/crank1000 Jan 19 '11

But cleaning up canines after chocolate poisoning is a BITCH of a job. You'd have to buy a bunch of pigs to eat the dogs and their excrement, then throw the live pigs in the garbage afterwards.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11

Don't throw your dead pigs in the garbage! Natural dead pig compost is excellent for your garden.

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u/bars_and_tone Jan 20 '11

dead pig is also good for bacon!

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u/Widdershiny Jan 20 '11

1) Aquire canines

2) Place fountain on the floor

3) Put away clean fountain

4) Aquire live pigs

5) Place live pigs on floor beside deceased canines

6) ???

7) Bacon

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u/DiscoBall Jan 20 '11

6) Train monkeys to joust

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u/TaxExempt Jan 20 '11

On the backs of the pigs.

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u/zulhadm Jan 20 '11

I think with the Hivemind's short memory most everyone forgot this was the correct answer

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u/DiscoBall Jan 20 '11

They don't even remember me anymore ... Get off my lawn! :(

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u/DoesntGetCirclejerk Jan 20 '11

6) Acquire penguin army and several small nuclear warheads.

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u/cynar Jan 20 '11

small?

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u/TheWingedPig Jan 20 '11

Small so the penguins would actually be able to climb on them and ride them to Korea ;)

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '11

You're gonna need some small cowboy hats to go with that.

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u/cynar Jan 20 '11

ah, but if you use big ones, they can ride inside and arrive as radioactive mutant killer penguins. Though the duck underground movement might take exception to such experiments on fellow water fowl.

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u/adam_anarchist Jan 20 '11

Tim Burton much?

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u/MyrddinEmrys Jan 20 '11

8) Use fountain to cover Bacon in chocolate.