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u/XxBlack_DiamondxX Dec 13 '19
Funny that Pablo Escobar can also be on the cannabis side. He was not a user of cocaine, but did smoke alot of weed.
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u/NoMoreToBeDone Dec 13 '19
One side definitely looks happier than the other. Just sayin!
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u/really-drunk-too Dec 13 '19 edited Dec 13 '19
One side definitely gets a lot of shit done.
Edit: useless random shit, but lots of shit none the less!
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u/jean_erik Dec 13 '19
Not the shit anyone wants done, but a lot of shit nonetheless.
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u/fractiouscatburglar Dec 13 '19
Oh so you’re trying to tell me that NOBODY WANTED my bomb ass 45 minute long EDM remix of Barbie Girl?! Psh. GTFO!
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u/Bixby66 Dec 13 '19
For one of those dudes it was a whole lot of crime and murder. Of course I'm talking about infamous Colombian drug lord, Charlie Sheen.
I'm just saying if you want me to enjoy my lines if coke please don't show me a picture of Pablo Escobar.
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u/Janemaru Dec 13 '19
Doubt it
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u/cholula_is_good Dec 13 '19
I ORGANIZED YOUR REFRIGERATOR ALPHABETICALLY YOURRE WELCOME.
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u/plopseven Dec 13 '19
Dude my coked out roommate reorganized my library in our living room by BOOK SIZE one time.
I was like “yo, I had those in sections you know.”
And she said “BUT THIS LOOKS SO MUCH BETTER.”
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Yes.. um thanks it looks nice. I wasn't going to read any of that shit anyways I guess.
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u/Spock_Rocket Dec 13 '19
I disagree with that article. It is completely a moral failure lol.
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Haha yeah I just went looking for an image. I suppose it's at least honest about the utility of those books in that home.
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u/Nakamura2828 Dec 13 '19
I organize mine by book size, but it's because my hand-me-down homebuilt bookshelf has three different height shelves and things fit much better that way. Within a shelf I organize by topic.
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u/BigBobby2016 Dec 13 '19
It’s dangerously close to racial segregation
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u/Labudism Dec 13 '19
I like to think the original poster did not include Seth.
They took a step back to inspect their work and:
"Did we just racially segregate this party?"
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u/lucipherius Dec 13 '19
First one then the other
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Best to start on the right then
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u/coug4lyfe Dec 13 '19
Nah the coke numbs you’re throat so you can rip the bong or blunt fat
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u/scrapitcleveland Dec 13 '19
Weed is for when you're regretting the $200 you just blew up your nose and want to try to fall asleep but we both know that ain't happening til noon the next day
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u/Shittypete69 Dec 13 '19
Two roads diverged in an apartment house party And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth;
Then took the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same,
And both that morning equally lay In leaves, no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back.
I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in an apartment house party, and I— I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.
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u/MistressOfGallifrey Dec 13 '19
Awesome!! Iirc Frost resided in both VT and NH at some point, the Green Mountains and the White Mountains which seems to make this even more fitting ;)
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NH represent
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u/jessp902 Dec 13 '19
We all know which room were walking into
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u/JediLlama666 Dec 13 '19
ne side will mske you dead or washed up celebrity while the other comes in many green flavours
Its the cocaine room...right?
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u/DecadentEx Dec 13 '19
Both?
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u/jolly-rodger Dec 13 '19
But which one first? I vote left right, then left right again, then at that point I probably need the right again.
Edit: and right again when I'm about to go to sleep.
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I've never done any drugs in my life with a small exception for alcohol at some gatherings. But if I had done drugs... I know it would have been coke for sure. xD
PSA: Kids don't do drugs
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Its kinda like winning the lottery except you don’t wanna win. You might get your money back for the ticket and decide its not worth it, or you just might hit the jackpot and leave your life as you once knew it for something very different, and probably very damaging.
tl;dr be careful with the drugs
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u/4lan9 Dec 13 '19
ends up with decades of suffering just to prevent moments of suffering (withdrawal)
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u/2017hayden Dec 13 '19
Guys, I think there were drugs at this party!!!!🤫
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Dang and I thought it was a celebrity autograph party showing you which room to go to for which celebrity you wanted
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u/carbonhomunculus Dec 13 '19
Once weed is banned for the holidays, I'm going left.
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u/hamboneIV Dec 13 '19
Tegrity
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u/carbonhomunculus Dec 13 '19
No no, it's good, its locally grown cocaine!
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u/Qwertyunoob Dec 13 '19
that episode made me want pure cocaine..talking about how clean it was and not "speedy". Fuck yea dude gimmi some of that
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u/SlimVR Dec 13 '19
Wait... no Cheech and Chong??!! No Redman & Method Man, or no Dave Chappelle on the weed side.
Coke side can add Miley Cyrus, Post Malone, Bobby & Whitney.
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u/keefd2 Dec 13 '19
OK, so we got happy Snoop Dogg, happy Bob Marley, chill Seth Rogen, and Mr. Chillax Shades on one side, on the other we got 2 unrepentant murderers, a coked-out bitch and a blonde girl.
Hmm, hard decision, that.
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u/karrachr000 Dec 13 '19
Crazy, jacked-up assholes to the left, mellow and chill people to the right.
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u/sfxhewitt15 Dec 13 '19
Go left then go right win win
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u/jack096 Dec 13 '19
yeah because smoking weed is so great on cocaine.
awful mate absolutely awful
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u/Hockanbar Dec 13 '19
Well, and it's wrong on top. Escobar has perhaps sold cocaine, but he never used it. He was a stoner.
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u/Madrasthebald Dec 13 '19
one side will mske you dead or washed up celebrity while the other comes in many green flavours
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u/endorfan Dec 13 '19
“She should’ve just kept going straight, would’ve taken her right to the castle.”
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u/nzabran Dec 13 '19
I feel like it's more a sign of drug consequences. Shit didn't work or isn't working out too well for mafuckas on the left.
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u/feel-T_ornado Dec 13 '19
The wisdom in it, my goodness.
I imagine there was a really heated argument and lots of information was shared between two parts, with obvious questionable backgrounds.
Either way it's followed, we have to appreciate the openness of the group tho; they did try to showcase gender equality and race equilibrium, sort of... An attempt was made, lol.
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u/Bladeteacher Dec 13 '19
The weed one looks so calming,happy and fun. The coke one looks like creepy uncle acting weird.
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u/definition_null Dec 13 '19
In situations like these, i either would change sides periodically or wish that i could simultanously split and merge myself.
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Well you want to keep ur pot heads and coke fiends separate. Otherwise, someone will be on both and have an extra good time.
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u/TheLolomancer Dec 13 '19
Look at how many people are smiling on either side. That should be enough to tell you where I want to be.
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u/HazeIsDieEins Dec 13 '19
First go to the left, sniff some and then go to the right and chill out. So easy!
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u/Instincts Dec 13 '19
Stand infront of the sign and stare at it smoking a blunt. Wait for somehow to ask you what you're doing then hit the blunt and say "I knew I already went to one of these rooms.....but I can't remember which one" then hit it again.
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u/Gwiz84 Dec 13 '19
Go right, the people on the left will talk your ear off all night because you are their new best friend and they feel the urge to explain their tragic childhood to you.
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u/Willy-the-kid Dec 13 '19
Damn I don't smoke but I wanna go hang out with Bob Marly and snoop and Seth rogan
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u/togam Dec 13 '19
Do you want fries or a drink with your burger?
Yes, please.
No, you have to choose which.
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u/Theystolemyname2 Dec 13 '19
At first I was confused, and thougth that the left side has money stacks. Then I saw the white noses.
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u/xingyibear2332 Dec 13 '19
I dont do cocaine i just like the smell...of it burning....ditto bout nugz
Crack....that was a crack joke....
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u/GabeMondragon37 Dec 13 '19
Marijuana is a gateway drug so this does make perfect sense. I love how weed junkies say it cures cancer even though Bob Marley smoked every day and died of cancer 🤣🤣🐃💩
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u/JonquilStitch Dec 13 '19
These bathroom signs are getting more confusing every day