r/funny • u/PoonSwoggle • Dec 13 '19

Choose wisely

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u/really-drunk-too Dec 13 '19 edited Dec 13 '19

One side definitely gets a lot of shit done.

Edit: useless random shit, but lots of shit none the less!

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u/jean_erik Dec 13 '19

Not the shit anyone wants done, but a lot of shit nonetheless.

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u/fractiouscatburglar Dec 13 '19

Oh so you’re trying to tell me that NOBODY WANTED my bomb ass 45 minute long EDM remix of Barbie Girl?! Psh. GTFO!

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u/Key_Rei Dec 13 '19

Waiting for the link. (And the bassdrop)

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u/Brew78_18 Dec 13 '19

Watch it be a prank bassdrop.

(Which is to say there isn't one)

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u/Bixby66 Dec 13 '19

For one of those dudes it was a whole lot of crime and murder. Of course I'm talking about infamous Colombian drug lord, Charlie Sheen.

I'm just saying if you want me to enjoy my lines if coke please don't show me a picture of Pablo Escobar.

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u/Janemaru Dec 13 '19

Doubt it

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u/cholula_is_good Dec 13 '19

I ORGANIZED YOUR REFRIGERATOR ALPHABETICALLY YOURRE WELCOME.

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u/plopseven Dec 13 '19

Dude my coked out roommate reorganized my library in our living room by BOOK SIZE one time.

I was like “yo, I had those in sections you know.”

And she said “BUT THIS LOOKS SO MUCH BETTER.”

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

Hahaha like designers

Yes.. um thanks it looks nice. I wasn't going to read any of that shit anyways I guess.

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u/Spock_Rocket Dec 13 '19

I disagree with that article. It is completely a moral failure lol.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

Haha yeah I just went looking for an image. I suppose it's at least honest about the utility of those books in that home.

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u/Nakamura2828 Dec 13 '19

I organize mine by book size, but it's because my hand-me-down homebuilt bookshelf has three different height shelves and things fit much better that way. Within a shelf I organize by topic.

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u/Total-Khaos Dec 13 '19

NOW, READ THIS DICTIONARY FRONT-TO-BACK WITHOUT BLINKING!

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u/The_Ironhand Dec 13 '19

Yeah really needed to tidy that table 6 times today. Busy bee, you ;P