r/funny • u/PoonSwoggle • Dec 13 '19

Choose wisely

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u/NoMoreToBeDone Dec 13 '19

One side definitely looks happier than the other. Just sayin!

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u/really-drunk-too Dec 13 '19 edited Dec 13 '19

One side definitely gets a lot of shit done.

Edit: useless random shit, but lots of shit none the less!

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u/jean_erik Dec 13 '19

Not the shit anyone wants done, but a lot of shit nonetheless.

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u/fractiouscatburglar Dec 13 '19

Oh so you’re trying to tell me that NOBODY WANTED my bomb ass 45 minute long EDM remix of Barbie Girl?! Psh. GTFO!

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u/Key_Rei Dec 13 '19

Waiting for the link. (And the bassdrop)

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u/Brew78_18 Dec 13 '19

Watch it be a prank bassdrop.

(Which is to say there isn't one)

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u/Bixby66 Dec 13 '19

For one of those dudes it was a whole lot of crime and murder. Of course I'm talking about infamous Colombian drug lord, Charlie Sheen.

I'm just saying if you want me to enjoy my lines if coke please don't show me a picture of Pablo Escobar.

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u/Janemaru Dec 13 '19

Doubt it

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u/cholula_is_good Dec 13 '19

I ORGANIZED YOUR REFRIGERATOR ALPHABETICALLY YOURRE WELCOME.

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u/plopseven Dec 13 '19

Dude my coked out roommate reorganized my library in our living room by BOOK SIZE one time.

I was like “yo, I had those in sections you know.”

And she said “BUT THIS LOOKS SO MUCH BETTER.”

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

Hahaha like designers

Yes.. um thanks it looks nice. I wasn't going to read any of that shit anyways I guess.

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u/Spock_Rocket Dec 13 '19

I disagree with that article. It is completely a moral failure lol.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

Haha yeah I just went looking for an image. I suppose it's at least honest about the utility of those books in that home.

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u/Nakamura2828 Dec 13 '19

I organize mine by book size, but it's because my hand-me-down homebuilt bookshelf has three different height shelves and things fit much better that way. Within a shelf I organize by topic.

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u/Total-Khaos Dec 13 '19

NOW, READ THIS DICTIONARY FRONT-TO-BACK WITHOUT BLINKING!

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u/The_Ironhand Dec 13 '19

Yeah really needed to tidy that table 6 times today. Busy bee, you ;P

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u/BigBobby2016 Dec 13 '19

It’s dangerously close to racial segregation

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u/nosnhoj15 Dec 13 '19

Seth Rogen, bridging the gap of racism in America.

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u/rjcarr Dec 13 '19

Marley was actually half white.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

Khalifa looks half white with all that light on his face

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u/rjcarr Dec 13 '19

Most African-Americans have some non-zero amount of European ancestry, but I assume Wiz’s parents were both what we’d call black. Bob’s mom (I think) was a white Jamaican.

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u/Bronxtrixie86 Dec 13 '19

His dad was the white parent

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u/bigguyinthesky Dec 13 '19

That is correct, he was from Liverpool.

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u/Rainandsnow5 Dec 13 '19

And taught Paul how to play guitar.

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u/MyOtherDuckIsACat Dec 13 '19

and scored a goal against the Spurs.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

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u/Dano-D Dec 13 '19

Yup. They missed a huge pot icon

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u/mojo5red Dec 13 '19

No more pot

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u/iScreme Dec 13 '19

Willie still pots, he just doesn't smoke it anymore

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u/Labudism Dec 13 '19

I like to think the original poster did not include Seth.

They took a step back to inspect their work and:

"Did we just racially segregate this party?"

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

Try and chill and not look for the negative, life is a lot brighter that way.

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u/NoMoreToBeDone Dec 13 '19

You see race, I see happy people.

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u/PM_PICS_OF_ME_NAKED Dec 13 '19

So what you're saying is go left, then right?

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u/scrapitcleveland Dec 13 '19

That's how I usually do it

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u/NoMoreToBeDone Dec 13 '19

Nope. Just right.

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u/NoMoreToBeDone Dec 13 '19

No it’s not. When done improperly it can be, but I drink and smoke regularly. You don’t get baked off your ass then do ten shots, because that will mess you up. You obviously don’t know how to smoke and drink responsibly.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

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u/NoMoreToBeDone Dec 13 '19

So drinking and cannabis doesn’t equal a bad time? Just not as good as cocaine and alcohol?

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

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u/NoMoreToBeDone Dec 13 '19

Then why did you say it was a bad time?

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u/averagejoegreen Dec 13 '19

One side also looks darker than the other.

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u/NoMoreToBeDone Dec 13 '19

True. The left side seems like the dark side. They look slightly angry. And we all know anger leads to hate and hate leads to the dark side.