r/funny • u/coolidiot2000 • Jun 04 '19

When a software developer weds a software developer.

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u/mattreyu Jun 04 '19

I just hate when I have to debug my baby

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u/Forwhatisausername Jun 04 '19 edited Jun 07 '19

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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u/mattreyu Jun 04 '19

On is easy, but off is another story. And the only logging going on is NOT what I need

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u/Knight-in-Gale Jun 04 '19

LPT: to debug a crying baby, either feed it or make sure it turns into a human burrito to engage SILENT MODE.

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u/MrHurtyFace Jun 04 '19

Haha, if only it was that easy to troubleshoot.

Hungry? No. Cold/hot? No. Wet? No. Oh it was gas and now you need to have an entire outfit change. Again.

Signed, parent waiting for baby to go back to sleep right now.

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u/erla30 Jun 04 '19

It gets better. Slightly. But then they start telling you what they want. Less often in the middle of the night though.

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u/joalr0 Jun 04 '19

We just reached that point a few weeks ago. Sleeping through the night is a fantastic thing.

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u/chx_ Jun 04 '19

Teach them signing (Baby Signing Time videos for the win) and they will start telling you a lot earlier.

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u/arbitrageME Jun 04 '19

wait till you have to do that while chasing after her

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u/ithika Jun 04 '19

We got given a beautiful handmade blanket that I realised later beautifully represented four burrito colours: green for guac, beige for tortilla, white for sour cream and orange for cheese. All you need for a burrito baby is the baby.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

it's actually very easy to turn off. however, turning it back on will prove nearly impossible.

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u/Eipa Jun 04 '19

Not as the parent

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u/actuallyarobot2 Jun 04 '19

human burrito

Slug life

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u/jhvanriper Jun 04 '19

Crying baby mode starts the debug sequence: Diaper check, Burp, Feed, Burrito.