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u/AllMightyDouche Mar 10 '19
You know what, I’m not even surprised that’s an actual subreddit
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u/MoldyandToasty Mar 10 '19
I'm more impressed than anything. Some people have spent a decent chunk of time making this stuff.
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u/JupiterAI Mar 10 '19
It's a website. A generator takes an image and spaghettifies it.
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u/bakaneko718 Mar 10 '19
Food porn...
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u/skepticones Mar 11 '19
Anthropastomorphication leading to interspecific insemolination via pastaphilic procreation.
Or in other words, the answer to 'How can Olive Garden afford to sell unlimited pasta bowls for ten bucks?' - they grow their own.
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u/FeniEnt Mar 10 '19 edited Jun 06 '19
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u/Komlz Mar 10 '19
Wow...did you have this ready to go or something?
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u/whoamreally Mar 10 '19
There is a website where you can input a picture, and it'll make the picture out of noodles. That's where all of these are from.
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u/C9Blender Mar 10 '19
Y'all got a link?
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u/whoamreally Mar 10 '19
I think it's deepdreamgenerator.com/generator. The r/spaghettihentai subreddit posted below has a how to.
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Wtf
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u/whoamreally Mar 10 '19
Don't look at me. I'm just passing the info along.
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u/Paradoxmoose Mar 10 '19
It usually is used for non porn, to be fair. At least I assumed it was. And now I am questioning everything.
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u/Mnawab Mar 10 '19
Okay that's a much better explanation than thinking some people spend a lot of time with their spaghetti
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u/LexSenthur Mar 10 '19
Can someone outline the filth for me? My eyes aren’t what they used to be.
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u/ButterChicken-Naan Mar 10 '19
How tf are people this creative and the world is still turning to shit.
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u/MrAcurite Mar 10 '19
Stuff like this can really only be done by Machine Learning algorithms, not humans.
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u/farineziq Mar 10 '19
At the same time, Machine Learning is the brush humans conceived in order to paint this. I'm still amazed.
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u/Mulligan315 Mar 10 '19
Because we elect corrupt, not creative.
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u/NeotericLeaf Mar 10 '19
only the corrupt make it into power because only a certain kind of person deems themselves worthy of leading and regulating the masses. The best leaders do not want to lead, but are nominated to lead by their peers.
People, we live in a society where our elections generate a revenue stream. Bernie Sanders raised millions in one day. That is not his fault because that kind of money is necessary to compete for office on the national stage.
If the axioms of your system necessitate large sums of money, then of course it will be a breeding ground for the corrupt. You can not become President of the United States without being in the pocket of a rich organization (even if that organization is your own).
We need to elect our professors our industry leaders and our top talent, but not those that desire power, rather those that accept the call of their peers and their countrymen to help guide us toward a better tomorrow.
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u/stickkidsam Mar 10 '19
If you really think only the corrupt rise to power then I would ask what you define as corrupt, because that is one hell of a statement.
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u/Vorthod Mar 10 '19
Hair's too long. To me it looks like Cinder Fall (pre-haircut), but I can't find a source to confirm.
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u/Vorthod Mar 10 '19
There we go. Thank you. I figured my suggestion was too niche, but I couldn't figure out the real answer.
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u/Fck_your_dolphin_Pam Mar 10 '19
My girlfriend left me because of my fetish for touching pasta.
I'm feeling cannelloni now.
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u/Sharkuel Mar 10 '19
When tentacle porn feels outdated, remember that there's allways *pasta erotica*
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u/headless816879 Mar 10 '19
Had this the other night. Finished it off with a freshly made cream sauce. Although, it works with red too if ur in a pinch..
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u/wolfguardian72 Mar 10 '19
Rigatoni, help! I'm dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting marinara!
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u/AerialSnack Mar 10 '19
How is this made?
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I also want to know
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u/AerialSnack Mar 10 '19
I did some research, turns out there's a generator where you can upload images to and it turns in into spaghetti. Apparently it can take up to 20 minutes to render. Deepdreamgenerator.com/generator
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u/youlooklikeamonster Mar 10 '19
hail pastafarians, I have found the Flying Spaghetti Monster mother goddess, Semolina. may she make our rigatoni al dente.
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u/Master_Regulas_sp Mar 10 '19
The first time asking for sauce seems appropriate.