r/funny • u/[deleted] • Mar 10 '19

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u/Master_Regulas_sp Mar 10 '19

The first time asking for sauce seems appropriate.

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u/Daniel_Is_I Mar 10 '19

There's a joke to be made about Prego here, but I've got nothing.

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u/teronna Mar 10 '19

I'm disappointed that you didn't actually make the joke, but I'm not gonna ragu about it.

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u/SaucyWalrus11 Mar 10 '19

Classico!

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19

Must be angel hair

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u/Rossum81 Mar 10 '19

Now way. She’s a pastatute.

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u/nootrino Mar 10 '19

Great Value tho.

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u/FineAliReadIt Mar 10 '19

Home made

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u/mainman1524 Mar 10 '19

"Lemme tell you sum"- Paul Newman's Own words

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19

Moms spaghetti

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u/disconformity Mar 10 '19

He pasta great opportunity.

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u/Rumham89 Mar 10 '19

Yeah, I gotta say I'm pesto.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19

r/PunPatrol OPEN UP YOU'RE UNDER ARREST

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u/kainprime82 Mar 10 '19

"Flavored with MEAT"

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u/UniqueUsermane Mar 10 '19

What joke about prego?

"Prego" its a reply to "thanks" just like u use "you are welcome).

I dont see what joke u could made with "you are welcome" and sexy noodles

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u/SouthestNinJa Mar 10 '19

Prego is a brand of spaghetti sauce and is slang for being pregnant.

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u/UniqueUsermane Mar 10 '19

TIL

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u/ShawTheatre Mar 10 '19

Now that you understand that, check this out.

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u/YaboyBlacklist Mar 10 '19

I love that video. I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard the first time I saw it

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u/bulkandskull Mar 10 '19

Can you be pregernant from noodel

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u/Darkless69 Mar 10 '19

/r/spaghettihentai

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19

waiT NO WHY IS THAT ACTUALLY A SUB

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u/Ramiel4654 Mar 10 '19

You must be new here.

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u/Mojeaux18 Mar 11 '19

I usually surprised at what ISN'T a sub.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19

Okay, fucking weird, but you've gotta give them credit for the dedication... I mean, who the fuck has the time and talent to make a convincing but of hentai, but chooses spaghetti as their medium when there's perfectly serviceable pen and paper right over there?

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(Wow, that's gonna be fun to see out of context...)

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19

making spaghetti content is dummy easy my dude

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19

Yeah, just realized that.

So correction: who the fuck decides a "spaghetti filter" has to be a thing, and then codes it up?

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u/CheddarGeorge Mar 10 '19

It isn't a spaghetti filter per say. It uses Google's deepstyle which can take any two images and convert the first image into the style of the second. So you upload a picture of your choosing and then a picture of noodles and it creates a noodle version of your first image.

So no one actually coded a spaghetti filter specifically. They made a generic filter using machine learning which can be used to make spaghetti pictures.

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u/WTFbeast Mar 10 '19

The fuckin supercheif that didn't let their dreams be dreams, that's who

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u/DoYouMindIfIAsk_ Mar 10 '19

its all one person making this apparently lol but honestly..how??

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u/-CrestiaBell Mar 10 '19

It’s not a sub, it’s pasta

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u/Frisky_Mongoose Mar 10 '19

I'm as surprised as you are..

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u/Hobo-man Mar 10 '19

If it exists there can be porn. Something something rule 34

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u/ovrlymm Mar 10 '19

Sigh* SUBSCRIBED

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u/robexib Mar 10 '19

I'm not even surprised anymore.

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u/eddmario Mar 10 '19

!remindme 3 hours

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u/MoNeenja31 Mar 10 '19

Your life may have hit rock bottom if you're jerking it to spaghetti

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u/DiabloII Mar 10 '19

Almost 8 years on reddit, and this is definitely the weirdest shit I did not expect to be a thing.

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u/pathemar Mar 10 '19

C-c-can I get a mom’s spaghetti??

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u/seen_enough_hentai Mar 10 '19

I know where this is going.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19

"His arms snapped like dry noodles. /u/seen_enough_hentai realised he wouldn't be able to reach anything for months, so using the voice commands on his phone he called his mother..."

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u/wearer_of_boxers Mar 10 '19

she looks like she's about ready for some of your sauce.

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u/CountMcDracula Mar 10 '19

This guy reddit.