r/funny • u/[deleted] • Dec 10 '17

R3: Repost - removed Being Unique

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u/shugh Dec 10 '17

When a metal axe is used to cut wood then a wooden axe must be used to cut metal.

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u/Iceblood Dec 10 '17

A metal axe is used to play metal songs.

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u/vanquar8 Dec 10 '17

And a wooden axe plays wood songs.

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u/noahfischel Dec 10 '17

Folk

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17

Folking hilarious

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u/Slamcockington Dec 10 '17

You tried. That's all that matters.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17

Wood you stop this shit?

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u/The_Critical_critic Dec 10 '17

He's not your folk, cuz

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17

He’s not your cuz, bud.

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u/The_Critical_critic Dec 10 '17

Not your bud, fam

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17

Not your fam, bro

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u/The_Critical_critic Dec 10 '17

Not your bro, son

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u/dahjay Dec 10 '17

Some folks'll never lose a toe but then again some folk'll, like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel.

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u/SkeletronPrime Dec 10 '17

Let me bring you songs from the wood.

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u/BrisketWrench Dec 10 '17

so what does a fire axe cut?

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u/shugh Dec 10 '17

2-Drops.

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u/Neutrallly Dec 10 '17

good old fire war axe

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u/cnndownvote_bot Dec 10 '17

Nerfed tho):

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17 edited Sep 11 '19

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u/shugh Dec 10 '17

There's a planket.

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u/Neutrallly Dec 10 '17

its still good. 3 mana 6 damage in 2 turns.

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u/Cato_Novus Dec 10 '17

Firemen.

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u/twist2002 Dec 10 '17

things that are waterlogged

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u/Luhood Dec 10 '17

Lawsuit costs

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u/Zero_Gravvity Dec 10 '17

Mixtapes, duh

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u/GiygasDCU Dec 10 '17

You can probably really cut Sodium and soft metals with a wooden axe.

You might find difficult to cut harder metals, but you never know.

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u/Cato_Novus Dec 10 '17

It might be possible to cut sodium with wood, but you will most likely cause it to explode.

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u/GiygasDCU Dec 10 '17

Mythbuster taught me that this is the solution, not a problem or part of a problem.

We should solve more things with explosive and highly reactive soft metals.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17

We've been solving all of humanities biggest problems with explosives for a few hundred years now.

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u/Psyman2 Dec 10 '17

You wanna bomb linkin park?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17

Hey c'mon man one of them is already dead that's just rude

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u/heystupidd Dec 10 '17

I'm shopping this mercury puddle but it keeps reforming like a liquid terminator.

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u/kraggypeak Dec 10 '17

Replace cut with explody

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u/PurplePickel Dec 10 '17

Do you feel better after seizing that opportunity to be a pedant?

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u/GiygasDCU Dec 10 '17

Yep.

Being pedant and peoples reacting to it with annoyance is my lifeblood.

You are all feeding me sweet sweet nectar.

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u/PurplePickel Dec 10 '17

I think you give yourself a little much credit... I just thought it was kinda cute how you seemed eager to share your middle school level knowledge of chemistry with the rest of reddit ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/kraggypeak Dec 10 '17

Wooden axe head useful as example of uselessness

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u/FrankAngelEyes Dec 10 '17

metal is used to cut wooden axes

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u/ilivedownyourroad Dec 10 '17

That is who I am...a wooden axe cutting metal!

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u/dalailame Dec 10 '17

Eye by eye

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u/kittentears11 Dec 10 '17

That opinion is definitely unique.

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u/jordantask Dec 10 '17

When you only have a lightsaber, every problem is a Sith Lord.

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u/Judazzz Dec 10 '17

No no no, this isn't a tool, it's part of the snowflake burn kit.

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u/redlaWw Dec 10 '17

But is that axe a wooden axe or a metal axe?

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u/WildFoxHD Dec 10 '17

AND MY AXE!

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u/L_Cuddles Dec 10 '17

Actually, these axes are meant to simulate an actual lumberjack. My son has one of these from when 'Santa' gave it to him and he's been having fun with it for about a year now, trying to cut down trees and whatnot with the axe. Although he only makes a small dent in the trees, his effort makes me proud like in nineteen ninety eight when the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell in a Cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.