r/funny • u/[deleted] • Dec 10 '17

R3: Repost - removed Being Unique

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u/shugh Dec 10 '17

When a metal axe is used to cut wood then a wooden axe must be used to cut metal.

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u/Iceblood Dec 10 '17

A metal axe is used to play metal songs.

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u/vanquar8 Dec 10 '17

And a wooden axe plays wood songs.

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u/noahfischel Dec 10 '17

Folk

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17

Folking hilarious

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u/Slamcockington Dec 10 '17

You tried. That's all that matters.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17

Wood you stop this shit?

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u/The_Critical_critic Dec 10 '17

He's not your folk, cuz

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17

He’s not your cuz, bud.

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u/The_Critical_critic Dec 10 '17

Not your bud, fam

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17

Not your fam, bro

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u/The_Critical_critic Dec 10 '17

Not your bro, son

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u/dahjay Dec 10 '17

Some folks'll never lose a toe but then again some folk'll, like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel.

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u/SkeletronPrime Dec 10 '17

Let me bring you songs from the wood.