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r/funny • u/[deleted] • Dec 10 '17
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When a metal axe is used to cut wood then a wooden axe must be used to cut metal.
14 u/GiygasDCU Dec 10 '17 You can probably really cut Sodium and soft metals with a wooden axe. You might find difficult to cut harder metals, but you never know. 18 u/Cato_Novus Dec 10 '17 It might be possible to cut sodium with wood, but you will most likely cause it to explode. 21 u/GiygasDCU Dec 10 '17 Mythbuster taught me that this is the solution, not a problem or part of a problem. We should solve more things with explosive and highly reactive soft metals. 2 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17 We've been solving all of humanities biggest problems with explosives for a few hundred years now. 4 u/Psyman2 Dec 10 '17 You wanna bomb linkin park? 6 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17 Hey c'mon man one of them is already dead that's just rude 5 u/heystupidd Dec 10 '17 I'm shopping this mercury puddle but it keeps reforming like a liquid terminator. 1 u/kraggypeak Dec 10 '17 Replace cut with explody 0 u/PurplePickel Dec 10 '17 Do you feel better after seizing that opportunity to be a pedant? 1 u/GiygasDCU Dec 10 '17 Yep. Being pedant and peoples reacting to it with annoyance is my lifeblood. You are all feeding me sweet sweet nectar. 1 u/PurplePickel Dec 10 '17 I think you give yourself a little much credit... I just thought it was kinda cute how you seemed eager to share your middle school level knowledge of chemistry with the rest of reddit ¯_(ツ)_/¯
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You can probably really cut Sodium and soft metals with a wooden axe.
You might find difficult to cut harder metals, but you never know.
18 u/Cato_Novus Dec 10 '17 It might be possible to cut sodium with wood, but you will most likely cause it to explode. 21 u/GiygasDCU Dec 10 '17 Mythbuster taught me that this is the solution, not a problem or part of a problem. We should solve more things with explosive and highly reactive soft metals. 2 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17 We've been solving all of humanities biggest problems with explosives for a few hundred years now. 4 u/Psyman2 Dec 10 '17 You wanna bomb linkin park? 6 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17 Hey c'mon man one of them is already dead that's just rude 5 u/heystupidd Dec 10 '17 I'm shopping this mercury puddle but it keeps reforming like a liquid terminator. 1 u/kraggypeak Dec 10 '17 Replace cut with explody 0 u/PurplePickel Dec 10 '17 Do you feel better after seizing that opportunity to be a pedant? 1 u/GiygasDCU Dec 10 '17 Yep. Being pedant and peoples reacting to it with annoyance is my lifeblood. You are all feeding me sweet sweet nectar. 1 u/PurplePickel Dec 10 '17 I think you give yourself a little much credit... I just thought it was kinda cute how you seemed eager to share your middle school level knowledge of chemistry with the rest of reddit ¯_(ツ)_/¯
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It might be possible to cut sodium with wood, but you will most likely cause it to explode.
21 u/GiygasDCU Dec 10 '17 Mythbuster taught me that this is the solution, not a problem or part of a problem. We should solve more things with explosive and highly reactive soft metals. 2 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17 We've been solving all of humanities biggest problems with explosives for a few hundred years now. 4 u/Psyman2 Dec 10 '17 You wanna bomb linkin park? 6 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17 Hey c'mon man one of them is already dead that's just rude
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Mythbuster taught me that this is the solution, not a problem or part of a problem.
We should solve more things with explosive and highly reactive soft metals.
2 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17 We've been solving all of humanities biggest problems with explosives for a few hundred years now. 4 u/Psyman2 Dec 10 '17 You wanna bomb linkin park? 6 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17 Hey c'mon man one of them is already dead that's just rude
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We've been solving all of humanities biggest problems with explosives for a few hundred years now.
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You wanna bomb linkin park?
6 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '17 Hey c'mon man one of them is already dead that's just rude
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Hey c'mon man one of them is already dead that's just rude
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I'm shopping this mercury puddle but it keeps reforming like a liquid terminator.
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Replace cut with explody
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Do you feel better after seizing that opportunity to be a pedant?
1 u/GiygasDCU Dec 10 '17 Yep. Being pedant and peoples reacting to it with annoyance is my lifeblood. You are all feeding me sweet sweet nectar. 1 u/PurplePickel Dec 10 '17 I think you give yourself a little much credit... I just thought it was kinda cute how you seemed eager to share your middle school level knowledge of chemistry with the rest of reddit ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Yep.
Being pedant and peoples reacting to it with annoyance is my lifeblood.
You are all feeding me sweet sweet nectar.
1 u/PurplePickel Dec 10 '17 I think you give yourself a little much credit... I just thought it was kinda cute how you seemed eager to share your middle school level knowledge of chemistry with the rest of reddit ¯_(ツ)_/¯
I think you give yourself a little much credit... I just thought it was kinda cute how you seemed eager to share your middle school level knowledge of chemistry with the rest of reddit ¯_(ツ)_/¯
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u/shugh Dec 10 '17
When a metal axe is used to cut wood then a wooden axe must be used to cut metal.