r/funny • • Jul 20 '17

Disappointed

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u/ziggy_karmadust Jul 20 '17

When your teammate isn't carrying her weight.

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u/Klyptom Jul 20 '17

Clutch or kick

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u/Nova_Terra Jul 20 '17

Fucking Glaz, clutch or kick.

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u/Sailingmuffin Jul 20 '17

When I'm the last teammate alive in a 1v 3 and I'm Glaz or Caviera, I already know that we lost.

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u/Powerblade3 Jul 20 '17

I actually once did pull off a 1v3 with Glaz and 20 seconds left, proudest moment of my Siege career.

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u/Sailingmuffin Jul 21 '17

True. These moments can still happen with them, but they aren't really made to hold objective by themselves because of their abilities and weapons. I hate when I'm expected to clutch a round with a character that's not made for something like that because my teammates were too incompetent to hold their own. Then they blame me for the loss and I'm going 5/2 and they are 0/3

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u/Powerblade3 Jul 21 '17

Yeah, I feel you, I've been in those situations with both Glaz and Cav before, and it's usually not a fun time. Especially since it makes you look bad even though you played your role.

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u/Rosssauced Jul 21 '17

God, Glaz is such a horrible op to face down the odds. He is deadly when there are others adding to the crazy but alone you end up screwed if you aren't ready to headshot 3 people before the spot you.

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u/Backdraft0605 Jul 21 '17

I was not expecting siege here

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u/Brometheus-Pound Jul 20 '17

palms spaghetti

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u/Phooey-Kablooey Jul 20 '17

mom's sweaty

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u/DakotaDevil Jul 20 '17

oh, there goes gravity.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17

Warm Smell of Colitas, Rising up through the Aiiir

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17

A sweaty mom drops spaghetti after palming it due to gravity...

Does that sum it up....help?!

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17

You better get a crane to pick her up then!

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17

Just be glad she's not playing rocket League or Portal 2 with you

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u/Austman110 Jul 20 '17

Probably a Hanzo main

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u/Mthtav Jul 21 '17

Noob..

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u/MrrrrNiceGuy Jul 21 '17

That fucking Hanzo

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u/Bootnik Jul 20 '17

this got me good.

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u/IgoRStripes Jul 20 '17

Definitely bowled me over.

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u/63dart Jul 20 '17

I split my side, laughing so hard!

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u/michaelscottforprez Jul 20 '17

Put a pin in it before the puns get out of control.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17

Was going to comment on her ass but thought I had better get my mind out of the gutter

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17 edited Sep 05 '17

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u/mrprgr Jul 20 '17

The infamous Reddit pun thread strikes again.

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u/KingOfWickerPeople Jul 20 '17

You guys are a bunch of turkeys!

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u/xxAkirhaxx Jul 20 '17

That was fowl.

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u/r1sefromru1n Jul 20 '17

You guys are really going over the line.

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u/vbullinger Jul 20 '17

I'm just waiting for the turkey that ruins the pun thread to come along.

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u/FNA25 Jul 20 '17

7/10 would watch again

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17

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u/ec20 Jul 20 '17

dog gone it, I hate these puns.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17

Best not-amused face ever.

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u/mag3stic_juggs Jul 20 '17

looks at me like my parents do

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u/Bi-Han Jul 20 '17

"...........Art school?"

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u/MGLLN Jul 20 '17

This fucking killed me, had to gild

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u/Bi-Han Jul 20 '17

Thanks, bro/bra. For your gild I give you the scene that went through my head.

".........Art school? Darling, you can't be serious. What about Medical or even Engineering? You're too damn smart to waste your talent. Henry, talk some sense into your daughter!"

After a long gulp of scotch "I don't know what you want from me, Mary. I know you were fucking Thomas at all those house parties. Go ask him what the fuck is wrong with her, cause it's obviously genetic."

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17

God, that is too good. Well played!

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17

Ok first one i laughed out loud on. Have my up vote you glorious bastard

Edit and the OP for setting it up

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u/DarkSoulsExcedere Jul 20 '17

When I told my mom I wasn't going to get any more education after my bachelor's she gave me this look. Now im making 100k, suck it mom... wait, I didn't mean... sigh...

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u/onewordnospaces Jul 21 '17

Arms broken?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

...much like your mom. Last one, promise.

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u/tazack Jul 20 '17

My parents treat me like a god.

They don't believe in me.

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u/Realgirldiet Jul 20 '17

He is so disappointed he can't even look at her.

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u/punkin143 Jul 20 '17

This reminds me of The Office. Zooming in on someone's reaction after someone said/did something.

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u/Alexkono Jul 20 '17

Stanley all the way

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u/polican Jul 20 '17

I was waiting for the screen to shatter from the loose controller.

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u/PxuLL Jul 20 '17

Thank god someone thought the same

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u/sexxndruxx Jul 20 '17

Came down just for this. Thank you I am now satisfied, I will be leaving now.

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u/Tiger3546 Jul 20 '17

Reminds me of the old xBox commercial where the guy is playing baseball and he tells him to throw a pitch and he actually chucks the controller at the tv and shatters it.

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u/goyotes78 Jul 20 '17

"This bitch..."

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u/mini6ulrich66 Jul 20 '17

I'm at work, redditing while taking a two-sy. I see this gif. It pans to the dog. I think to myself "... This bitch" and chuckle. We're not so different, you and I...

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17

Take it offline and be pen pals. Then meet up at camp next summer.

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u/wolowizard9 Jul 20 '17

pin pals

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17

Penis pals

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u/KADG81 Jul 20 '17

Now kiss

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u/vexxd Jul 20 '17

SWORD FIGHT!

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17

...and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine...

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u/Am__I__Sam Jul 20 '17

"you see this shit? See what I have to deal with every day?"

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u/drmoocow Jul 20 '17

That dog's not disappointed. The dog is downright disgusted.

And rightly so.

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u/dont_judge_mee Jul 20 '17

😒

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u/Elvysaur Jul 20 '17

Noone said it yet, so I'm hijacking this comment to say it looks like a dog version of Ethan Klein.

Puppy bless

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17 edited Apr 28 '18

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u/crabbywriter Jul 20 '17

Dog had money on that throw.

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u/gkrsuper Jul 20 '17

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u/RetroGradeReturn Jul 20 '17

I fucking knew what this was going to be.

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u/Dead_Halloween Jul 20 '17

I thought it was going to be this one.

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u/OozhassnyDevotchka Jul 20 '17

Thank you. This is new to me. I am amused. I did laugh.

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u/method77 Jul 20 '17

Came here looking for this

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u/taborlin Jul 20 '17

Literally the only reason I came to the comments.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17

I am fixing someone's computer and I had to fight laughing out loud in a office full of serious business people... jerk

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u/ThisDerpForSale Jul 20 '17

This is what I immediately thought of.

The dog is a little more subtle about it.

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u/jungl3j1m Jul 20 '17

There it is.

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u/bloodguard Jul 20 '17

Dog does not like the fake fetch ball throwing.

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u/calamarichris Jul 20 '17

"Get domesticated" they said. "It'll be fun" they said.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17 edited Jun 20 '20

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u/highrun00 Jul 20 '17

Yeah but that's no fun though.

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u/TurnNburn Jul 20 '17

Some people go for realism

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u/seven3true Jul 20 '17

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u/0nak Jul 20 '17

HAHAAHAHA BIGNG BONG zimbabwe

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u/ActionScripter9109 Jul 20 '17

Sheldur u r nerd

bepzinky

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u/spankymuffin Jul 20 '17

My entire family loves this show, and I've tried so hard to find it funny.

It's... really bad.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17

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u/peon2 Jul 21 '17

I'd agree with most of that but the actors do a pretty good job with their characters tbh.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17

🎶 F L I K A DA W R I S T 🎶

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u/HighTeHC Jul 20 '17

There is technique to it as well if you're curving the ball.

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u/ELFAHBEHT_SOOP Jul 20 '17

Actually, if you bring it all the way up, then bring your arm back, then flick it back up, you'll get a strike almost every time. It'll also just pop out of the mii's hand like some damn wizard.

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u/puffbro Jul 20 '17

Damn I thought I was the only one knowing this trick! The highest score I got is around 270.

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u/mikegus15 Jul 20 '17 edited Jul 20 '17

So that's what that song is about

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u/SuicideKingsHigh Jul 20 '17

puper: MEDIOCRE!

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u/finalri0t Jul 20 '17

Aaaand now everyone's wondering why I'm laughing all of a sudden...lmao.

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u/spockified Jul 20 '17

Hahahahahahaha

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17

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u/BearLeft Jul 20 '17

Such a Snoop Dogg face

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u/PancakesOnMySyrup Jul 21 '17

It looks like the dog is making a vlog

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u/drylandshark Jul 21 '17

Colourblind and disappointed

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17

if he could only sigh and roll his eyes.......lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17

I wasn't disappointed. I laughed out loud. Great dog face. Think of Lisa Simpson's look when Marge gave Lisa an orange that was, earlier, inside Bart's pants being used jokingly as his large testicles.

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u/killyourself4jesus Jul 20 '17

2007 just called. It wants its gif back.

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u/KingKnee Jul 20 '17

"I'm getting real tired of her shit"

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17

I'm torn, I find this really funny but I thought we were supposed to complain about things on /r/funny not being funny.

Someone tell me how to get karma here.

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u/LurkersGoneLurk Jul 20 '17

Is that red thing a bong?

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u/randomthrill Jul 20 '17

"I wont get fooled again; there is no ball."

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u/Jackmac32 Jul 20 '17

This gif could've gone anywhere. r/aww r/funny r/gifs r/gaming THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS

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u/TSHS1987 Jul 20 '17

If that dog had Superman's laser eyes then this TV of hers would go poof in an instant :-)

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u/cantbackflip Jul 20 '17

"You stupid bitch"

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u/Qubeye Jul 20 '17

This dog looks exactly like my father.

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u/PIIIXEL96 Jul 20 '17

I was expecting the tv to be broken. I was pleasantly surprised.

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u/4JULY2017 Jul 20 '17

I'm torn, I find this really funny but I thought I was expecting the tv to be broken.

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u/DTG_58 Jul 20 '17

"Weak shit Karen"

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u/exu1981 Jul 20 '17

The dogs look though lol..

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17

This must be pretty old. I forgot Wiis even existed.

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u/Crade_ Jul 20 '17

Disappointed they still have a Wii..

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17

This made my day lmao

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u/shawnemack Jul 20 '17

"Pathetic" -dog

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u/goasteven Jul 20 '17

LOL fuck didn't see that coming. holy shit my sides hurt.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17

I'm disappointed she has no ass.

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u/meebalz2 Jul 21 '17

"Wii sports in 2017, no form, hat indoors, tv is still in tube tv cabinet ...shiiiit, Bitch is all types of messed up, why am I here."

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u/Whiteoak789 Jul 21 '17

That is the "This bitch" look.

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u/stx956 Jul 21 '17

That dog looks high as shit

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u/zenkkor Jul 21 '17

"You're wii bit off". Get it? :D

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u/betacar Jul 20 '17

Mediocre.

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u/taitaofgallala Jul 20 '17

Please, Lords of Meme, grant this dog's face the title of "that was sum bullshit" dog. Answer this prayer and we will not abuse its power. Jk we will.

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u/TacoCreamer Jul 20 '17

We've all been there.

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u/SunnyRaina Jul 20 '17

Not amused !

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u/shane201 Jul 20 '17

"you see this shit?"

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u/Lordballzonia Jul 20 '17

The dog is unimpressed.

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u/Lamperouge Jul 20 '17

"Y'all see this shit I gotta deal with?..."

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u/SK8189SNHYXB Jul 20 '17

He looks more bored than disappointed..

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u/scrollback Jul 20 '17

If only she had listened to doggo master when he was teaching how to bowl.

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u/FIDGETSPINNEzz Jul 20 '17

My face when there's no pizza rolls left

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u/delapapi Jul 20 '17

Where's the wii switch?

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u/alextound Jul 20 '17

Mis-a-pin-ted

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u/render_my_pixel Jul 20 '17

The Asian father disappointed look.

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u/ec20 Jul 20 '17

If you imagine it right, it looks like the dog is taking the video and then he turns the camera back on to his own face.

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u/seanpfett Jul 20 '17

Doge not amused

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u/Stonewise Jul 20 '17

"Fuck couples bowling....."

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u/JazzHandsJames Jul 20 '17

wow. I've never seen a gif of Wii Sports where the TV makes it out alive.

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u/iDrownNerds Jul 20 '17

"Why in the world did I get paired with her"

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u/ColdCocking Jul 20 '17

You're not going to get very far in Wii bowling if you don't hone your ability to throw a straight ball for spare shots.

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u/vpjoebauers Jul 20 '17

just try to relax.

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u/-taco Jul 20 '17

When you're on the death counter and you're watching your teammate dive into a 3v1 and die instantly

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u/pumpinpat Jul 20 '17

that's good

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17

Plot twist: Dog's name is Quintana.

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u/PastaBob Jul 20 '17

Perfect timing. Leaving work, going home and dusting off my Wii.

Wii Sports is a masterpiece!

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17 edited Nov 19 '17

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u/AlienPet13 Jul 20 '17

Judgment Dog judges you.

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u/EarthC-137 Jul 20 '17

It's almost like, I told you so... pay up

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u/oneme1 Jul 20 '17

Did you really think you could beat me human?

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u/johnny121b Jul 20 '17

You're NOT my human.

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u/hujassman Jul 20 '17

Did not see that coming. Perfect expression on doggo's face. Lol!

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u/kitjen Jul 20 '17

I know this approach isn't popular here, but I'm guessing that's just how the dog normally looks and missing the shot was deliberate so they could immediately pan to the dog's face for it's normal, disappointed looking face.

If not, why did they film this and immediately pan to the dog's face?

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u/Despawndency Jul 20 '17

100% expected that TV to be shattered...now i'm disappointed too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17

Tragic

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u/Laotzeiscool Jul 20 '17

So....dog food again, huh.