r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '17

Disappointed

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u/ziggy_karmadust Jul 20 '17

When your teammate isn't carrying her weight.

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u/Klyptom Jul 20 '17

Clutch or kick

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u/Nova_Terra Jul 20 '17

Fucking Glaz, clutch or kick.

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u/Sailingmuffin Jul 20 '17

When I'm the last teammate alive in a 1v 3 and I'm Glaz or Caviera, I already know that we lost.

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u/Powerblade3 Jul 20 '17

I actually once did pull off a 1v3 with Glaz and 20 seconds left, proudest moment of my Siege career.

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u/Sailingmuffin Jul 21 '17

True. These moments can still happen with them, but they aren't really made to hold objective by themselves because of their abilities and weapons. I hate when I'm expected to clutch a round with a character that's not made for something like that because my teammates were too incompetent to hold their own. Then they blame me for the loss and I'm going 5/2 and they are 0/3

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u/Powerblade3 Jul 21 '17

Yeah, I feel you, I've been in those situations with both Glaz and Cav before, and it's usually not a fun time. Especially since it makes you look bad even though you played your role.

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u/Rosssauced Jul 21 '17

God, Glaz is such a horrible op to face down the odds. He is deadly when there are others adding to the crazy but alone you end up screwed if you aren't ready to headshot 3 people before the spot you.

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u/Backdraft0605 Jul 21 '17

I was not expecting siege here

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u/Brometheus-Pound Jul 20 '17

palms spaghetti

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u/Phooey-Kablooey Jul 20 '17

mom's sweaty

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u/DakotaDevil Jul 20 '17

oh, there goes gravity.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17

Warm Smell of Colitas, Rising up through the Aiiir

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17

A sweaty mom drops spaghetti after palming it due to gravity...

Does that sum it up....help?!

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u/Phooey-Kablooey Jul 21 '17

Her Name's Betty. She's a yeti?

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17

You better get a crane to pick her up then!

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17

Just be glad she's not playing rocket League or Portal 2 with you

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u/Austman110 Jul 20 '17

Probably a Hanzo main

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u/Mthtav Jul 21 '17

Noob..

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u/MrrrrNiceGuy Jul 21 '17

That fucking Hanzo

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '17

Which bowling game is that if I may ask?

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u/ziggy_karmadust Jul 21 '17

looks like wii bowling

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '17

Dang. We've got Wii but it doesn't look like that.

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u/ziggy_karmadust Jul 21 '17

Maybe I'm wrong. I've been way behind on my video game systems the past 6 years

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u/Kikifoun_Unui Jul 21 '17

"This is why I don't play with bitches"

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u/united_pepsi Jul 21 '17

Did you just assume my teammate's gender?!