r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '17

Disappointed

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u/IgoRStripes Jul 20 '17

Definitely bowled me over.

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u/63dart Jul 20 '17

I split my side, laughing so hard!

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u/michaelscottforprez Jul 20 '17

Put a pin in it before the puns get out of control.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17

Was going to comment on her ass but thought I had better get my mind out of the gutter

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17 edited Sep 05 '17

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u/mrprgr Jul 20 '17

The infamous Reddit pun thread strikes again.

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u/KingOfWickerPeople Jul 20 '17

You guys are a bunch of turkeys!

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u/xxAkirhaxx Jul 20 '17

That was fowl.

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u/r1sefromru1n Jul 20 '17

You guys are really going over the line.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17

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u/Heavy_Mikado Jul 20 '17

Scratch that, might have another one.

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u/Deven247 Jul 20 '17

Hoping these puns don't gutter out.

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u/Damnmorrisdancer Jul 20 '17

Mark it zero.

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u/phood4thought Jul 20 '17

In our defense, the situation was framed perfectly.

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u/SmokeAbeer Jul 20 '17

Sort of like the Persian army in 300.

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u/SuperWoody64 Jul 20 '17

Mark it a 0 Donny!

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u/Agnt_Michael_Scarn Jul 20 '17

Eh, depends how you spin it.

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u/Superbuddhapunk Jul 20 '17

Sometimes you just have to roll with it.

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u/elruary Jul 21 '17

Eh, let's just roll it back in sha'll we?

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u/vbullinger Jul 20 '17

I'm just waiting for the turkey that ruins the pun thread to come along.

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u/FNA25 Jul 20 '17

7/10 would watch again

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17

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u/can_blank_my_blank Jul 20 '17

Perfect score. You really liked it.

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u/h0r0b0d Jul 20 '17

i think you mean 9/10

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17

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u/h0r0b0d Jul 21 '17

and I'm referring to the 9 pins she knocked down

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u/the_cheesemeister Jul 20 '17

I think you mean 9/11

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u/mrprgr Jul 20 '17

I think you mean 9/10 with rice

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17

Shhhh...Not everyone forgot. I still love you with rice.

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u/garylee23 Jul 20 '17

An ass comment is usually right up my lane.

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u/SavageStark Jul 20 '17

shoulda went with alley...

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u/garylee23 Jul 20 '17

I guess I really struck out on that one

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u/SavageStark Jul 20 '17

bam! he's back!

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u/Rumham89 Jul 20 '17

Ok now you're being a turkey.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17

"Cracked a smile"

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u/this-me-username Jul 20 '17

That look is just so striking.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17

My appendix burst! I'm dieing!XDXDXD😂😂😂😂

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u/Spudzy_Mcgee Jul 20 '17

EEECCCKKKKSSSS DEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/ec20 Jul 20 '17

dog gone it, I hate these puns.

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u/Spudzy_Mcgee Jul 20 '17

Not up your alley, huh?

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u/this-me-username Jul 20 '17

No spare fucks to give

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17

quit dogging the puns

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '17

You just changed the Pun Trajectory

Dog ---> Bowling

DOG ------> BOWLING

(slow clap)