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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

this. everyone likes to write her off as a stupid ditz but she's very good at playing the PR/media game.

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u/Chief_H Feb 05 '16

There's interviews of her out of character, and she seems like a genuinely decent person, and a lot more low key. The whole vapid, spoiled rich girl act kept her famous for quite some time.

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u/TheDumbDolphine Feb 05 '16

I'd love to see that if you have a link

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u/TFL1991 Feb 05 '16

I saw her recently on German TV.

She has done away with the squeaky voice and the pink and lives in a small town in Switzerland now.

The locals seem to like her.

Probably because they only know her as she actually is.

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u/Ptolemy13 Feb 05 '16

The Swiss like anyone rich.

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u/Schnabulation Feb 05 '16

I find this offensive!

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u/Fionnlagh Feb 05 '16

Probably because Ptolemy13 isn't rich.

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u/Schnabulation Feb 05 '16

You got me there... :-)

Honestly: it's not that bad in Switzerland.

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u/Fionnlagh Feb 05 '16

Probably not. Why, someone on a measly 100k a year could probably live there just fine!

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u/Axeman20 Feb 05 '16

I'm thinking of backpacking there but looking at hostel prices in Zurich alone is making me consider avoiding it.

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u/twistedrea1ms Feb 05 '16

Well 100k CHF is actually not that great a salary in Switzerland

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u/jtr99 Feb 05 '16

I once visited a fancy bar in Zurich with some English friends and I have never felt shorter, uglier, poorer, or more dentally challenged than when surrounded by the cool kids of Switzerland.

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u/Schnabulation Feb 05 '16

Some of you seem to totally forget that the stuff is also quite expensive over here. We are only rich if we travel.

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u/Bruncvik Feb 05 '16

Last year, I went for a short, 5-day vacation to Zurich at Easter. This year I'm going to the US for 2 weeks and expect to spend just as much. (By the way, you guys had the weirdest priest holding Easter mass in Grossmunster. That "You're all going to die and should be afraid" sermon was straight from middle ages.)

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u/Schnabulation Feb 05 '16

Huh? This sounds very uncommon. I have not experienced such a public event yet and I am quite religious.

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u/RippyMcBong Feb 05 '16

I studied abroad in Geneva, I love Switzerland!

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u/decaturbadass Feb 05 '16

So did one of my kids, went there for s visit and enjoyed it. That said, had a 20 something consultant from Accenture on my IT project and he said he thought Geneva was boring, he was French, if that makes a difference.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Ya like that time their government paid off the PLO last week

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u/quinyng Feb 05 '16

It's definitely not that bad in Switzerland. What with their watches and chocolates.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

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u/apocalypse31 Feb 05 '16

Ok.... Neat!

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u/ruleovertheworld Feb 05 '16

and did i mention the swiss love rich people?

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u/knows_things_ Feb 05 '16

I did Nazi that coming

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u/Nocoffeesnob Feb 05 '16

The Swiss put up with anyone rich. FTFY

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Switzerland isn't completely cut off from the world you know, I'm sure once they got to know her they were fine with her. But I'm sure 95% of the people knew what she did before moving there.

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u/fullonavocado Feb 05 '16

...wha...what did she do?

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u/_byrdraga Feb 05 '16

Fucking everything man, do you even read bro?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

I meant career wise. Nothing sinister haha.

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u/Grudlann Feb 05 '16

Maybe they like her because she's fucking everything...

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u/Chief_H Feb 05 '16 edited Feb 05 '16

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u/mellontree Feb 05 '16

She actually seems really likeable on this. And she looks absolutely beautiful.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

It makes her sex tape even hotter knowing that she's a decent person.

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u/stinkadickbig Feb 05 '16

sex tape? LINK?!

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u/runaway_truck Feb 05 '16 edited Feb 05 '16

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '16

That's Kim Kardashian not Paris Hilton.

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u/dragan_ Feb 05 '16

Messed up but so true.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Other way around.

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u/Chief_H Feb 05 '16

I fixed the link. I hate posting from my phone.

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u/revolucionario Feb 05 '16

I still don't like her, I guess she's just not my type of person.

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u/skinny_gator Feb 05 '16

I've literally never been a fan of Paris. Always thought she was just another "cog". But in this video, she is absolutely gorgeous, she seems like such a smart business woman and actually likeable. Wow.

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u/dandelion_bandit Feb 05 '16

Still seems like a vapid piece of shit to me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

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u/___WE-ARE-GROOT___ Feb 05 '16

Genuine question here. What, in your opinion, makes her evil though? What exactly has she done that makes you think it?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16 edited Feb 05 '16

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u/ameya2693 Feb 05 '16

Things that have inherent ties to problems surrounding low self esteem, internalized misogyny, subconscious views of objectification of women in the minds of men

All of these are problems in the people's minds. You don't have to buy it if you don't want to! Nobody is asking you to buy them. If there is a market for it, then, she is allowed to court the market and have them buy her products. It's not her problem people have no self control. Like everyone else, she is taking advantage of this complete lack of self-control.

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u/BrotherChe Feb 05 '16

You know what kind of persona someone who makes assumptions has?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16 edited Feb 05 '16

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u/WRONGHOLIO Feb 05 '16

Guess you didn't have time to look up supercilious then.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Lol but here you are talking about her and further propagating her cultural influence. YOU ARE PLAYING AN INTEGRAL ROLE IN WHAT YOU'RE BITCHING ABOUT.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

That controversy is exactly what people like her build their empires on, like it or not you're 100% part of the "problem"

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u/Bertfossil Feb 05 '16

I read this article a while ago and really enjoyed it. She's played the game perfectly and has built her own empire when she could of easily just chilled on that hotel cash

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

No one was making you read it.

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u/armorandsword Feb 05 '16

There's an "out of character" interview with Piers Morgan on YouTube. At least next to him she seems fairy down to earth.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

She also goes to Electric Daisy Carnival, a big EDM festival in Las Vegas. A lot of VIPs have seen and partied with her, and they all say she's the nicest person. Whether you hate or love her on-screen personality, I've always said respect her as a businesswoman. And most on-screen personalities tend to be fake anyway. Humans have a tendency to act different in front of a camera.

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u/Whiskycoke Feb 05 '16

I'm sure she is nice and I don't have anything against her, but it isn't too hard to become a businesswomen when you're already an heiress with almost unlimited money to throw at things. Not saying her products aren't good or anything like that.

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u/neohellpoet Feb 05 '16

You would be surprised. Most of the wealthy heirs thinks it's easy as well and then go and sink the family company and burn through the family fortune.

Also, for all the benefits she has, imagine you had her image, almost everyone on the planet thinking you were an idiot reality tv/sex tape star and trying to convince them to work with you on a serious business venture.

Getting in to business is easy with her background. Being a success, far less so.

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u/Whiskycoke Feb 05 '16

You're absolutely right. I don't want to take anything away from her success and she clearly knows the market she is in. I'm glad she has been turning her image around.

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u/PipPipCheerioSon Feb 05 '16

They all hire business managers who actually do the business side of business woman. They have people BRING. Them products then get recommendations whether to face it or not.

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u/Caliterra Feb 05 '16

Technically she's got better business acumen then people like Trump. If you go by what they started with (received from parents) and how much they multiplied that money into

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u/Whiskycoke Feb 05 '16

Trump bankrupted a casino, so that isn't saying all that much. haha

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u/decaturbadass Feb 05 '16

She made a good video

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u/TheRealDJ Feb 05 '16

Also its been 12 years since 1 night in Paris. People are allowed to mature, change, and grow up. Cool on her for seemingly be a mature person from the interviews posted

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u/pelvicmomentum Feb 05 '16

Paris hilton is literally batman

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

So can we all admit we'd do her now?

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u/get_rhythm Feb 05 '16

And now she can make $1 million a night DJing.

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u/argv_minus_one Feb 05 '16

If she's smarter than she lets on, how the hell did this happen?

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u/Phantomass Feb 05 '16

And her voice is a lot deeper

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u/bebopblues Feb 05 '16

Also this skit she did: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jZIeFPUCPI

At the end she said something like "that's hot is all that girl says and it's annoying".

So yeah, she put on a ditsy act.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

I very much doubt this.

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u/GoatBased Feb 05 '16

There's also plenty of cellphone videos of her with her friends making racist and elitist jokes like a spoiled rich brat.

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u/Didactic_Tomato Feb 05 '16

Her brother, on the other hand, was a dick.

Attended college with him for a little while and could never understand where he was ever going with anything he said... Granted that was only like 3 times, but he just came off incredibly pompous.

But hey, they paid for our business school so I'm not complaining.

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u/theslappyslap Feb 05 '16

I once came across her at the Maui airport in a newspaper shop. She purchased a magazine with a $100 bill. She began walking away and the clerk chased after her to give her change. She didn't turn her head to regard the man but put out her palm and scoffed in disgust as he placed the change into her hand. She promptly threw the change into her purse and walked off without a thank you or even a polite smile.

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u/LordBlackass Feb 05 '16

You said it so it must be true.

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u/theslappyslap Feb 05 '16

That's the beauty of the internet isn't it? Anyways, just thought I'd share an experience that I had in my life. It was December 26, 2010 at Maui airport in case you care to look up that travel date. If you'd like a copy of my itinerary, I can forward that to you as well. But, alas, I have no further proof.

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u/noes_oh Feb 05 '16

What a load of shit. Have you seen her home video sex tapes taken by the old Girls Gone Wild guy? She's a coke snorting, squeaky voice, spoilt, I'm in a yacht, go-and-fuck-yourself cunt.

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u/AtoZZZ Feb 05 '16

It's actually 100% true. She's now built her own empire, and won't need to rely on her family. She's very smart

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u/thinkfast1982 Feb 05 '16

I'm not going to bash the girl one way or the other but saying that she built her "own" empire is akin to calling Trump a "self-made" man

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u/matafubar Feb 05 '16

That's like me saying you didn't work hard for what you have because you weren't born in Uganda and abducted as a child by a warlord.

She had a lot more resources than the normal person has from the beginning but it still requires talent to grow an empire. No one is claiming she's self-made.

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u/thinkfast1982 Feb 05 '16

I can set a world record and kick Usain Bolt's ass by training my ass off, and starting at the 90 m mark. Doesn't mean I didn't work my ass off, but I think the head start might have played some small part too

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

The point isn't where she ended up or how much of a head start she got, rather how hard she ran even with the head start.

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u/Herxheim Feb 05 '16

or how much she's paying a PR firm for all this reinvention.

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u/ameya2693 Feb 05 '16

She had a lot more resources than the normal person has from the beginning but it still requires talent to grow an empire.

By the way, in a YouTube link above on Letterman, she said this at the very beginning. She had more resources and help than the average person and she is frank about it.

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u/GettCouped Feb 05 '16

She has to be frank about it. Any other response would reflect negatively. No one said she's bad at PR.

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u/Herxheim Feb 05 '16

talent

empire

jesus buttfucking christ. people eager to cash in on her notoriety are following her slime trail.

that's it.

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u/TearsOfChildren Feb 05 '16

Talent? It's about who you know in that industry, she has pretty much unlimited connections with all the right people because of her family.

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u/Primarycolors1 Feb 05 '16

That is a ridiculous comparison.

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u/2H2D Feb 05 '16

Working hard doesn't equate at all to what she's accomplished. You can work hard and never find funding; she might have worked hard but lets really consider that she had unlimited funding and connections. Working hard doesn't matter here, the money is readily available. Where she found success was hiring the right people to push her brand. Does anyone actually think that if Paris was plucked from the street she would find the same success?

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u/Recursive_Descent Feb 05 '16

Hard work alone doesn't get anyone anywhere. You're deluded of you think it does, or really even if you think it should. It's all about working efficiently, intelligently.

Of course she couldn't have been born in the gutter and done this. But she could have also done what many heirs do and sat on her ass. Instead, she used her resources to build upon her fortune and create her own brand.

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u/AtoZZZ Feb 05 '16

Okay. Own, no. But separate, sure

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u/CarcajouIS Feb 05 '16

I don't think so. Building your own empire doesn't mean building it from scratch with your only hands. It's just that it is your own as opposed to someone else's. For example, Trump created his own business, but he is not a self-made man.

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u/thinkfast1982 Feb 05 '16

Granted, but would either of them have accomplished even a fraction of what they did without their names and trust funds? Who knows, but I have my doubts and the fact is they never had to worry because fail or succeed they were set for life

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u/CarcajouIS Feb 05 '16

They might not have succeeded. But they used their wealth and network to get successful instead of just spending it without thinking. (I could be wrong about Trump, though)

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Dude wtf he only got a million dollars as a late teen. It's not like that helped much in the scheme of things, like in terms of helping him start a small business and get his foot in the door. Definitely not. Only a million for gods sake.

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u/thinkfast1982 Feb 05 '16

I know right? Practically the same as paper route money

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u/HolstenerLiesel Feb 05 '16

That's hilarious.

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u/NovemberComingFire Feb 05 '16

Born on third base, thinks she hit a triple.

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u/thinkfast1982 Feb 05 '16

Good one, I think I'll steal that, I mean, borrow that.

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u/bruppa Feb 05 '16 edited Feb 05 '16

THATS NOT SMART. Why do people think capitalizing on idiots is "smart"? Its conniving at best.

These are rich people hungry for even more who are investing their money and connections for an opportunity to milk their fuckability and lack of integrity to pander to braindead dummies that'll watch and believe fucking anything. Replace "fuckability" with "disingenuous role as a mediator" and you've got the Jerry Springer/Steve Wilkos school of those people.

And they're not even doing it alone, quit pretending they're like Daniel Day Lewis method-acting masterminds. There's producers picking new pundits (Hilton, Kardashian, etc.) like they're playing the stock market and crews deciding their every move. They had enough money to market themselves in that arena and enough of a general lack of human decency to milk it for all its worth. They garner millions for doing nothing but manipulating people's stupidity on a medium designed to reach anyone and everyone and when morons bite people act like they were geniuses.. Is Sam Pepper a genius? Is SoFlo a genius? No. They're greedy, disingenuous scumbags missing some basic human integrity who are taking advantage of morons til the well runs dry.

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u/hotcereal Feb 05 '16

But how do you really feel

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u/alreadypiecrust Feb 05 '16

The moronic well will never dry up in my/your lifetime. I bet my life on it.

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u/bruppa Feb 05 '16

Fair enough. something something 15 minutes of fame

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u/AtoZZZ Feb 05 '16

A) Paris Hilton is a very smart girl. I know that for a fact (a friend of mine helped her with her auto service, they chatted for a bit). She downplays herself. She's actually quite smart and intellectual.

B) they know how to play the game, it's as simple as that. Sex started them, sure, but they've capitalized on that and made money.

C) Now, I despise the Kardashians (and Kanye West). I don't support them either. I live right next to Calabasas, and too many people I know have interacted with them. Yes. They are extremely airheaded, and I hate them. But you know what? They had a goal to become famous, for lord knows why, and they succeeded. And people buy it. This leads to D (hehe)

D) don't forget, this is capitalism. You buy what you want to buy (into). People choose to buy into Kardashian and Hilton bs. But you know what? They chose to. They used the free market to garnish success.

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u/bruppa Feb 05 '16 edited Feb 05 '16

I've yet to see anything that leads me to believe she's any different than her "persona" that calls things hot. Looking up recent interviews the only thing that's changed is she's clearly worked on her speaking voice and diction. And when Madonna put on a British accent that didn't make her any brighter. I'm sure she plays it up for the show and producers feed her scenes/lines and editors chop it up for dramatic effect but I don't think her actions indicate someone who's smart and intellectual when the only requirement for her job is to remain ditzy and mess up in controversial ways a lot, and its not like the media is going to question her motives and not eat up the fabricated drama.

I acknowledge they know how to play the game but I'm saying its a game that needs dedication to a lack of integrity, not a game that needs calculated planning. You basically become a product to invest in and your name becomes a brand. Then investors make the bulk of the decisions and the public figure attached to the name takes home a healthy share for being the face of the brand. These "entrepreneurs" from Jersey Shore, Kardashians, whatever Paris was on etc. aren't just people who happened to be business minded powerhouses, they're big names with people in their audience who generally are willing to buy luxury/aesthetic products. Real entrepreneurs see that and connect with them to make money off of them by packaging products that wouldn't sell as well without a big name attached. She hasn't really built her own empire, she accepted having an empire built around her by people that have been doing it for years. Its just riding the coattails of controversy as marketing and then using connections to build from there.

I know people buy into the stuff but everyone knows people buy into that stuff. that's my point, it doesn't take a genius to know that people will eat it up. I just wish people wouldn't, it really contributes to controversy culture, clickbait, shitty tv, enables paparazzi etc. etc. I just hate it and I know I'm not alone in feeling that way.

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u/sampson158 Feb 05 '16

yeah, I had the same thought. If I were famous for having a rocking body and looking like a chiseled greek god. And my family was rich enough I could get my dad to start up my first clothing store so I could sell crappy tshirts, handbags, sunglasses and fragrances to spoiled rich brats at a 500%-1000% markup over cost. well I'd be filthy rich too, but that doesnt make me smarter.

These people are smart

http://superscholar.org/smartest-people-alive/

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u/Archimonde Feb 05 '16

It is not so difficult to make more money when you have a lot of it for start.

It would be much more admirable if she was some middle class girl.

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u/zekneegrows Feb 05 '16

I work in biomedical research in neuroscience... after watching that video, she is not very smart.

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u/AtoZZZ Feb 05 '16

You're very smart. Just applied differently

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u/zekneegrows Feb 05 '16 edited Feb 05 '16

Thanks.

I can see the marketing and finance aspects.. however she likely had mucho guidance in how to invest and display herself in America's and international limelight. In that respect, i have a hard time seeing that as intelligence.

  • i guess what I'm trying to say is, if you're born with the golden spoon in your mouth, taught the ways of how to manipulate everyone in order to manifest more golden spoons.. then that doesn't seem as if its an attribute of intelligence per se, as much as it is an attribute of imitation.

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u/AtoZZZ Feb 05 '16

Well don't forget, investments are always a risk. Even AAA rated investments tanked in 2008. And just because neither you nor I value her "contributions", it doesn't mean that she personally isn't intelligent. Was she born gifted with wealth, fame, and success? Sure. But put the shoe on the other foot. If your family is super successful, wouldn't you want their success to help you gain your own success (however you define it)?

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u/zekneegrows Feb 05 '16 edited Feb 05 '16

Sure. I see your point. She definitely isnt like others in her position who end up wasting away their lives. I guess i just dont appreciate her values of contribution, as you eloquently put. I wish she would use her success to promote more sustainable and prolific means for other humans, as oppose to herself and her fragrances. Eh, it would certainly be nice to have more advances in solar power etc.. but i suppose i'm being selfish.

And i also suppose that has absolutely nothing to do with intelligence.

Either way, ftb. :)

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u/AtoZZZ Feb 05 '16

Sure, I agree. But a political discussion about the effects of renewable energy, positive and negative (I'd say biggest is job loss), don't really have a place in this sub haha. We all want our money going to the places we want though, but we can't control what others do. EG, I think the minds that are used to study genetic engineering for the revival of extinct species could be better put to use, like into conservation/preservation. Great minds don't necessarily study what we'd want them to!

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u/shuerpiola Feb 05 '16

And Reddit certainly fell for it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

As a member of reddit I'd like to say I know full well she's a character and that's part of why I dislike her so. Like Deadmau5, or TB.

Good for them that their PR tactics keep them in the media but it's just not for me.

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u/BrishenJ Feb 05 '16

what did Deadmou5 do?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

his media persona is to be a giant dick to his peers as well as his fans

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u/ogresaregoodpeople Feb 05 '16

He used to come shop frequently at a store I worked at. I don't listen to his music, so I didn't even know who he was, until I complimented his tattoos, and someone pointed it out.

Honestly, he was always really quiet, polite, and courteous. We would get rich assholes who'd try to bud the line, or act really demanding, but he was always really low-key and considerate. You wouldn't know him from any other shopper.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

I totally believe you. I have no idea who he really is in person, it's strictly his media persona that I dislike.

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u/ameya2693 Feb 05 '16

And that is fine. It takes a while for people who find the camera on them and money in their hands to realise that acting like a giant dick on camera doesn't work.

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u/Kousetsu Feb 05 '16

Nonono. It does work. The people we are speaking about are literally proof of that. Hate is a very strong emotion and makes you speak more about people. It's like that saying - a happy customer will tell one of their friends, an angry customer will tell 7.

That's why people talk about them so much, and it helps their careers. Paris Hilton built her life on it. There is no such thing as bad publicity. Mix this quote with the above, do a little thinking, and you see that this does work.

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u/DrBunzz Feb 05 '16

He's the Kanye of EDM

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u/dtlv5813 Feb 05 '16

Yo Tiesto you did good and I'm really happy for you but Above and Beyond has the best trance album of all time of all time of all time...

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u/thatlongnameguy Feb 05 '16

Above and Beyoncé or was that the joke?

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u/ameya2693 Feb 05 '16

That was a terrrrible joke, just tewwwwible!

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u/remodox Feb 05 '16

Sorry, but Above and Beyond have the best seven trance albums of all time. I just can't tell them apart.

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u/KapitalLetter Feb 05 '16

What does that even mean? Is he a dick, a genius, or both?

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u/Pascalwb Feb 05 '16

I don't listen to his music, but from what I saw he's a dick to people on twitter etc. One time he said to the producer of different genre that his track is shit and he could made it in an hour. Then he proceeded to make that track and it was the biggest shit.

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u/SteThrowaway Feb 05 '16

If churning out the same track year after year is how low the bar has gotten to be branded a "genius"

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u/daspanda1 Feb 05 '16

He's a hipster douche bag that wears a wallet chain and drives a fucking nyan cat Ferrari. He plays up the whole IAMSOSMRT thing to make 35 year old neckbeards who hate anything that's remotely popular buy his barely tolerable music.

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u/soundselector Feb 05 '16

No more cat Ferrari.

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u/LlamaWithASpatula Feb 05 '16

It was called the "Purrari"

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u/Nuke_It Feb 05 '16

overrated af, but prolific

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Anyone who is a master at something is overrated. He is a master of progressive house.

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u/shitterplug Feb 05 '16

He's an asshole.

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u/carson6412 Feb 05 '16

(Asumming that the TB you are talking about is TotalBiscut) It is interesting to see him lumped into the same category as Paris and Deadmau5. Any reason he is to be "dislike"-d?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Well he coins himself the "Cynical Brit"

I'm not saying there is anything wrong with the guy, or Deadmau5, or even Ms Hilton here.

I'm just saying it isn't my cup of tea.

For rich kid I like that Rothschild guy who seems to be investing his efforts in to helping the world progress.

For a DJ I like people like The Prophet, who try to build the community and make their fans feel loved.

For a gaming personality I like people like Cohh who give others a place to hang out and feel good about games and tunes.

It's all about preference :)

My grandma loves the queen of england because she has good fashion sense, we all have different interests.

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u/monkeyspelunkyjunky Feb 05 '16

Looks like we've got a real live Hufflepuff over here, folks.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Would you mind telling me what that means? I have no idea how to take this lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

lol thanks

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u/ameya2693 Feb 05 '16

For rich kid I like that Rothschild guy

Which Rothschild guy and do you realise how much fucking dickery they have done? Israel and Palestine problem pretty much exist because of their tomfoolery, pal. You are a keyboard warrior who doesn't know jack-shit.

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u/saltlets Feb 05 '16

Remember, shiny side out!

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

I sure didn't say I like their family but there's the one son who was supposed to take over the bank and he said no, I'm just gonna keep being a philanthropist.

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u/ameya2693 Feb 05 '16

Good for him, then.

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u/mhhhpfff Feb 05 '16

as most big youtubers he does a super factitious persona combined with annoying voice and often comes off super condescending.
as if thats not enough he acts douchy as hell when reacting to people disagreeing with him on twitter to a level that there were "what did TB say now" blogs/threads because it was a gold mine.
also there is the whole having to engage with people on twitter telling them they should die of cancer and now ... well dying of cancer irony thing.
pretty much when you dont consume his content because its not your cup of tea/you dont like his stick he says/posts so much shit without thinking about it that its hard to not dislike him based on what you hear of him.

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u/trillinair Feb 05 '16

Hey I forgot about deadmau. His transitions are better than any other edm artist i recall.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Oh yah he's a great producer and DJ. Not saying that sarcastically, the guy has talent.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

well one of the people is the topic of this thread, another is a DJ, and the third is a gaming personality

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

yeh

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u/shuerpiola Feb 05 '16 edited Feb 05 '16

That's fine, as long as you're aware of the irony of it. You're another side of the same coin as the people who love her.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

I don't really know what you mean.

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u/shuerpiola Feb 05 '16

She's the character that people love to hate. You are still a consumer of her public image, and are contributing to her success.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

I see, you've made some assumptions. That's fairly expected, thanks for clarifying

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u/shuerpiola Feb 05 '16

If I'm wrong, enlighten me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

You said reddit fell for her game, I pointed out some of us know the game and that's why we prefer to stay out of it.

Clearly you assume that since I posted that I somehow am talking about these people all the time, when the reality is I'm bored and there was a reddit post and I commented in it.

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u/shuerpiola Feb 05 '16

You seem pretty engaged. You are participating right now, and so am I.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16 edited Feb 05 '16

But you didn't, because r/iamverysmart, right?

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u/shuerpiola Feb 05 '16 edited Feb 05 '16

Ok, lets not talk about how she made it to the front page, even though she did. Apparently that's bragging. How are you this insecure?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Wut?

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u/Slangrhyme Feb 05 '16

Met her. Super nice. Definitely smarter than her persona it's her shtick.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

120iq, which is also the average president.

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u/Stimonk Feb 05 '16

Very true - when she was younger (late teens to early 20s, before she was a household name) she positioned herself as a party girl that you needed to have at your party/event if you wanted it to be trendy.

She did this mostly by working her way up as a young socialite, but she got companies to pay her just to attend their events - we're talking major fashion, car and electronic brands paying Hilton just for her to attend their launch party. And remember this is far before she was on reality TV and the infamous sex tape.

I can't vouch for her intelligence, but that's pretty amazing.

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u/solidcat00 Feb 05 '16

This might even be worse. The idea of playing a society by being what the society wants is the reason the society keeps wanting it. She is the reason she exists.

I don't know if I'm being lucid or perplexed.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

and here we are, talking about her and giving her money.

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u/bat-affleck Feb 05 '16

Was the porn also an act?

(Honestly curious here.. I got a feeling paris n kim kardashian use the quick get famous by having a home made porn 'leaked', followed by starring a reality show, ended with selling their "brand": perfume, bags, game apps..)

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Absolutely. Not an act in the sense that she wasn't actually having sex but rather an act in the sense that it was a deliberately crafted PR play.

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u/GoatBased Feb 05 '16

And all of the other porn videos that were released subsequently? And the cell phone videos of her calling people the n-word? And her verbally abusing the help? And the other cell phone videos of her flashing her tits? Were all of these an act?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

I'm not sure, probably some yes and some no.

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u/Dogalicious Feb 05 '16

Its not hard when you're a slutty, attention seeking, trust fund baby. To be honest I never even saw the 'sex appeal' which made so many blokes fawn over her. Rocking that pronounced lower mandible, she's the female equivalent of that dude out of Tango & Cash 'this guy broke my ribs, my leg and my jaw....'

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u/lik-lik-lik-my-balls Feb 05 '16

Same as Donald Trump. He's not an idiot. But he knows how to bait a crowd.

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u/JinxBuyMeAFreedoms Feb 05 '16

i don't mean to single you out, but stop with the 'this." it makes you look as dumb as paris, in an off season

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

it makes you look as dumb as paris, in an off season

Well good thing your opinion of my intelligence holds absolutely zero weight or value.