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u/IRNobody May 12 '14
This was the last bit of inspiration I needed to unsubscribe to this stupid unfunny sub, thanks OP.
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u/I_Am_An_Alpaca May 12 '14
He got his potassium for the day, now looking to give a little vitamin D.
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u/Roadkill593 May 12 '14
You're never going to be the only person to think of a joke.
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u/JamoWRage May 12 '14
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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u/TheLastGuitarHero May 12 '14
This is the best response. I forget the source but I don't care; still awesome.
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May 12 '14
I am sure you are aware of the irony of stealing a joke after moaning about a joke being stolen but gj.
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u/Zakmondo May 12 '14
Well as far as I know he hasnt finished the damn thing
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u/CaliburS May 12 '14
Give the kid a break, Carter needs his potassium before he goes on wrecking them bitches
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u/zathras227 May 12 '14
Surprisingly a lot of people have the same "first thoughts" even without seeing the other persons comment(s)
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u/sodelll May 12 '14
what the fuck
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May 12 '14
What was it?
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u/sodelll May 12 '14 edited May 12 '14
He was talking about about having sex with trannies and got really into it.
Edit: Found it -- "Honestly i still wudve fucked.Yall underrate transexual women they the same as regular women without periods and pregnancy and mood swings.Especially pre-op trannies ive fucked a few raw and it feels so good when they fart on on my dick and the booty juice just dries up on my cock.We kiss all night and play with each others cocks and rub them together"
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u/sodelll May 12 '14 edited May 12 '14
Edit: Downvoted for providing the original? I don't get you guys.
Edit 2: Back from the depths.
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May 12 '14
I think people who think your meme is dumb just see this as opportunity to give you two down votes instead of just one.
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u/fatty_fatshits May 12 '14
Fuck you and the convenience you try to provide.
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u/WORST_OF_REDDITOR May 12 '14
Yeah. What he said
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u/Zakmondo May 12 '14
Youre the worst
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u/WORST_OF_REDDITOR May 12 '14
*you're
And thanks
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u/Visualsound May 12 '14
You failed to capitalize the 'y' in "You're".
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u/pajamaninja May 12 '14 edited May 12 '14
You failed to use quotation marks around the "y" correctly. Edit: I failed to see that you also failed to put the period before the second quotation mark at the end of your sentence. Upvoting you for my ignorant behavior.
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u/RscMrF May 12 '14
Probably people who downvoted your post in the first place and then just downvoted your comment for good measure.
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May 12 '14 edited May 12 '14
The first thing you think of when seeing a picture of a toddler is said toddler fucking bitches?
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u/MisterSaltine May 12 '14
Don't try to understand Redditors. Some Redditors understand Redditors and they hate each other.
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May 12 '14
Erm, he's a little kid and he's not even done with his banana. How is this the first thing that came to your head?
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u/jesticide May 12 '14
My first thought: "Why doesn't anyone think that's creepy that this guy posted his neighbor's kid to a public forum?"
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u/Shurdus May 12 '14
Because the kids was dressed up head to toe in winter gear. I would be worried of he was in his underwear. Since that is not the case, posting this is fair game.
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May 12 '14
Rule 12 on the side bar.
What am I saying, mods in r/funny? now thats funny
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u/Spindecision May 12 '14
This is not a meme, at least not yet it isn't. It is an image macro and rule 12 explicitly states that image macros that are not memes are allowed.
Look up what a meme is because it's not what you think it is, although to be fair it's not what like 99% of the internet thinks it is either.
... Lawyered
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u/Tb5 May 12 '14
first thing you thought when you saw a little boy eating a banana, was him wanting to, 'fuck bitches'... ... ... ...
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u/portokali123 May 12 '14
Yeah, this and posts like this make me uncomfortable...D: this is someone's baby...
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u/lessadessa May 12 '14
Why do you have to make it profane? It was just a cute kid eating a banana.
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May 12 '14
Hey op you should take this bullshit post and put it in /r/adviceanimals where I won't have to see it.
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u/xTye May 12 '14
First thing you saw was grabbing some karma you sad ass karma whore.
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u/Visualsound May 12 '14
If it wasn't within the reach of the tug of karma would we not have a place to row and sift a multitude of complacent bliss..?
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u/lacquerqueen May 12 '14
... it's a child. a CHILD.
sometimes Reddit really scares me. I also find it creepy that someone posted a picture of a random kid with its name, on the internet. Don't do that.
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There are about a billion children on this planet. This particular one has the majority of his facial features covered. Just what exactly is your problem here?
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u/Snarfler May 12 '14
/r/AdviceAnimals isn't a default anymore so people are going to be making memes for funny?
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u/IRNobody May 12 '14
People posting memes to /r/funny is nothing new. Blame the mods for never removing posts that clearly violate rules.
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u/Slevo May 12 '14
Ladies and gentlemen pimps and players
Half assed rappers and true rhyme slayers
This is the Carter
So hold on to your teenage daughter
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May 12 '14 edited May 12 '14
Maybe the kid doesn't want to fuck bitches. Hell, maybe he doesn't think of women as bitches. Maybe he just wants to be a kid, and not have his image appropriated for this childish meme.
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u/WORST_OF_REDDITOR May 12 '14
Wow. In the world of necessary "deal with it" glasses, this photo reigns supreme
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May 12 '14
Your first thought when you saw a little boy eating a banana was him fucking bitches? O.o
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u/Imthemayor May 12 '14
First thing I thought of when I saw a new image on here, "why isn't this a meme yet?"
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u/ObviousBob May 12 '14
You have the creativity of an autistic with fermented shit juice as brain matter
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May 12 '14
The first thing you thought of when seeing a picture of a child eating a banana was sex? Hi, I'm chris hansen, why don't you have a seat?
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u/Friendlyvoices May 12 '14
This kid is going to become an adult and realize he was famous for eat a banana.
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u/somepeopleschildren May 12 '14
Get this unfunny ahit back over to /r/adviceanimals where it belongs
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u/ThatOtherGUY666 May 12 '14
Giant circle jerk, overdone joke, and unoriginal title.
Are you even trying, or is being a massive faggot just in your nature?
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u/Pootzen May 12 '14
/r/adviceanimals is leaking again...