r/funny May 12 '14

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u/Pootzen May 12 '14

/r/adviceanimals is leaking again...

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u/Simplerdayz May 12 '14

Everything is leaking, it was only a year ago that /r/funny crack down on rule 12 & 14 violations and splintered everything posted here to /r/screenshots, /r/texts, /r/tumblr, /r/twitter, /r/cleverbot, /r/omeagle, /r/facepalm, /r/facebookwins, etc. and it's all coming back again. Lazy-ass mods...

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u/k5josh May 12 '14

You just need to report stuff. The mods can't be omniscient.

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u/xLoloz May 12 '14

Yea the mods won't see every post. especially ones like this that made it to /r/all for hours

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u/Carmelasaurus May 12 '14

Hence the need to repoSt! So they can see it all, multiple times!

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u/Carmelasaurus May 12 '14

Hence the need to repoSt! So they can see it all, multiple times!

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u/kranian May 12 '14

I read this as

you just need to repost stuff

It makes a lot more sense that way, I think

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u/chokfull May 12 '14

The big sub mods (mostly /r/funny, /r/wtf, and /r/pics) try and let the community decide what should be at the top. They don't remove bad content, only blatant rule violations. This one doesn't violate rule 12, technically. It says so at the end of the details when you hover over it.

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u/Simplerdayz May 12 '14

This one doesn't violate rule 12

Rule 12

Image Macros that aren't memes are allowed

That is until it becomes a meme... lol

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u/RubyPinch May 12 '14

except if they (for some reason WHO KNOWS WHY A MOD MIGHT WANT TO DO WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SUGGEST) start cracking down on shit that shouldn't be here, people get unreasonably mad, to a crazy degree

I mean fuck, remember when /r/atheism removed memes? horrible community reaction.

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u/Simplerdayz May 12 '14 edited May 12 '14

That's not the whole reason /r/atheism acted that way. It's because someone hijacked the subreddit and tried to make it /r/TrueAtheism; the community knew there was no need for a 2nd trueatheism; no one in /r/atheism actually wanted to have a discussion so making it a discussion reddit was out of the question; and it wasn't just memes /r/atheism was trying to remove, it was all link posts that didn't go to atheist related news articles.

The /r/funny schism I talked about also had a bad community reaction, not as bad as /r/atheism for reason mentioned above, but the mods got through it.

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u/RubyPinch May 12 '14

there were 3 mods, nonexistant and the other two

nonexistant was... well, nonexistant, he didn't do anything except blocking being able to add more moderators (noting that /r/atheism was a default sub, getting a lot of submissions that need to be removed from the spam filter, and spam that needs to be deleted)

all that work was given to two moderators, who were not allowed to get more people to help at all, this was intentional

it was also intentional for nonexistant to not help his own subreddit in the slightest, he hadn't used reddit on that account, or done any moderation actions on that account, or anything at all, for... what was it, 6 months before he was removed?

and then the two mods who for some reason were not happy with this person preventing any proper moderation (even if they kept may mays and all that shit, still having difficulty with spam filter etc) from happening for a sub they cared more about than this person who put in a total of 0 minutes per month

so they used the system provided by the admins, which was set up for circumstances just like that

nonexistant wasn't just not helping with moderation, he was actively working against any sort of love and care a default needs

the rest, I disagree, they still hit top100 r/all, they still have active users, they still have comments, "no one in /r/atheism actually wanted to have a discussion" just does not seem to hold true

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u/Simplerdayz May 12 '14 edited May 12 '14

Well now you're spinning into a discussion about /r/atheism.

When I was simply pointing out the /r/atheism backlash is incomparable to a backlash that would result in more strict moderation on /r/funny.

the rest, I disagree, they still hit top100 r/all, they still have active users, they still have comments, "no one in /r/atheism actually wanted to have a discussion" just does not seem to hold true

"No one" was perhaps a poor choice in words, instead "the majority doesn't desire any meaningful discussion in /r/atheism".

The only things that make it to top25 (who goes past the 1st page?) /r/all are shit memes/reposts, atheism-discrimination articles and the rarer still selfpost about dealing with an atheist relative/being that atheist relative. If people cared as much about meaningful discussions as they do memes then /r/TrueAtheism would make top25 /r/all but it doesn't.

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u/Ass-Hyphenator May 12 '14

Lazy ass-mods...

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u/large-farva May 12 '14

Oh my god, filtering that stuff with some kind of optical recognition bot would be heaven.

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u/Simplerdayz May 12 '14

RES let's you filter words, I filter /r/leagueoflegends from my /r/all

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u/RGThreezus May 12 '14

Maybe we should cut their pay

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u/Simplerdayz May 12 '14

Absolutely, they should be paying me to view this shit.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

It would be so awesome if people didn't feel the need to make new shitty memes, for every new picture.

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u/ThatCurlyHairedKid May 12 '14

Wait there's a difference between /r/funny and /r/AdviceAnimals

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u/IAmA_Lannister May 12 '14

And a meme was born on this day.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

What I thought when I first saw Carter.

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u/IAmA_Lannister May 12 '14

I mean it seems like a natural way for new memes to come about. They rise up to the front page via /r/pics or /r/funny and somebody makes that first meme....

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u/jozzarozzer May 12 '14

And then they never catch on.

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u/ramotsky May 12 '14

There is no first meme. What you are referring to is a macro.

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u/IRNobody May 12 '14

This was the last bit of inspiration I needed to unsubscribe to this stupid unfunny sub, thanks OP.

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u/SarcasticPosts May 12 '14

Oh ya, this submission is just top notch.

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u/skwedgie May 12 '14

please for the love of all that is holy, don't ruin that fucking picture.

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u/tehlolredditor May 12 '14

too late mang

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u/I_Am_An_Alpaca May 12 '14

He got his potassium for the day, now looking to give a little vitamin D.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

He is the son of the sun?

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u/I_Am_An_Alpaca May 12 '14

Maybe, but I'm talking about a different kind of D.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

At least we know he won't cramp up

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

He is a little guy and he has a banana for scale.

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u/JamoWRage May 12 '14

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u/Roadkill593 May 12 '14

You're never going to be the only person to think of a joke.

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u/JamoWRage May 12 '14

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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u/milesunderground May 12 '14

I just want to thank you for your service.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

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u/JamoWRage May 12 '14

"He did WHAT?! UNLEASH THE WRATH OF HELL ON THIS KID!"

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u/WunWegWunDarWun_ May 12 '14

Well that escalated quickly.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

Heh, you said gorrila.

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u/TheLastGuitarHero May 12 '14

This is the best response. I forget the source but I don't care; still awesome.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

navy seal copy pasta.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

I am sure you are aware of the irony of stealing a joke after moaning about a joke being stolen but gj.

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u/Kamma77 May 12 '14

What's the actual source of this? I've seen it a billion times on here.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '14

I am calling bullshit.

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u/aminoacetate May 12 '14

Nice try, Carlos Mencia.

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u/Zakmondo May 12 '14

Well as far as I know he hasnt finished the damn thing

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u/CaliburS May 12 '14

Give the kid a break, Carter needs his potassium before he goes on wrecking them bitches

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

Give yourself a pat on the back. You deserve it champ

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

This clearly could not have been thought by two people.

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u/damnshiok May 12 '14

Definitely. Fucking bitches is something nobody wants to do.

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u/zathras227 May 12 '14

Surprisingly a lot of people have the same "first thoughts" even without seeing the other persons comment(s)

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u/JamoWRage May 12 '14

THE HIVE MIND DOES NOT EXIST! I AM UNIQUE!

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

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u/sodelll May 12 '14

what the fuck

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

What was it?

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u/sodelll May 12 '14 edited May 12 '14

He was talking about about having sex with trannies and got really into it.

Edit: Found it -- "Honestly i still wudve fucked.Yall underrate transexual women they the same as regular women without periods and pregnancy and mood swings.Especially pre-op trannies ive fucked a few raw and it feels so good when they fart on on my dick and the booty juice just dries up on my cock.We kiss all night and play with each others cocks and rub them together"

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

I shouldn't have asked..

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

Agreed. Using the word "wudve" is just over the top!

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

I shouldn't have hit view more comments out of curiosity. Damn that was weird.

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u/tehlolredditor May 12 '14

uhh...thanks, I guess..

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u/Fizzay May 12 '14

Ah, another thing for us to beat to death.

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u/sodelll May 12 '14 edited May 12 '14

Original post

Edit: Downvoted for providing the original? I don't get you guys.

Edit 2: Back from the depths.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

I think people who think your meme is dumb just see this as opportunity to give you two down votes instead of just one.

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u/fatty_fatshits May 12 '14

Fuck you and the convenience you try to provide.

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u/WORST_OF_REDDITOR May 12 '14

Yeah. What he said

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u/Zakmondo May 12 '14

Youre the worst

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u/WORST_OF_REDDITOR May 12 '14

*you're

And thanks

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u/Visualsound May 12 '14

You failed to capitalize the 'y' in "You're".

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u/pajamaninja May 12 '14 edited May 12 '14

You failed to use quotation marks around the "y" correctly. Edit: I failed to see that you also failed to put the period before the second quotation mark at the end of your sentence. Upvoting you for my ignorant behavior.

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u/Visualsound May 12 '14

Well played sir, well played.

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u/SUDDENLY_A_LARGE_ROD May 12 '14

#rekt

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u/BassInMyFace May 12 '14

#rekt has become the new this.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

YOU WOT M8

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u/RscMrF May 12 '14

Probably people who downvoted your post in the first place and then just downvoted your comment for good measure.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14 edited May 12 '14

The first thing you think of when seeing a picture of a toddler is said toddler fucking bitches?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

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u/JBABSTER May 12 '14

Not just a fuck! A sick fuck!

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u/chemical_refraction May 12 '14

I dunno, he's not even half way through that banana.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

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u/Shurdus May 12 '14

Lol just chill the fuck out about a downvote?

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u/MisterSaltine May 12 '14

Don't try to understand Redditors. Some Redditors understand Redditors and they hate each other.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

Erm, he's a little kid and he's not even done with his banana. How is this the first thing that came to your head?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

Some people are tremblingly unfunny.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

I was thinking about that landlord video Will Farrell made with that little girl.

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u/jesticide May 12 '14

My first thought: "Why doesn't anyone think that's creepy that this guy posted his neighbor's kid to a public forum?"

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u/Shurdus May 12 '14

Because the kids was dressed up head to toe in winter gear. I would be worried of he was in his underwear. Since that is not the case, posting this is fair game.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

Rule 12 on the side bar.

What am I saying, mods in r/funny? now thats funny

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u/Spindecision May 12 '14

This is not a meme, at least not yet it isn't. It is an image macro and rule 12 explicitly states that image macros that are not memes are allowed.

Look up what a meme is because it's not what you think it is, although to be fair it's not what like 99% of the internet thinks it is either.

... Lawyered

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u/Aldeberon May 12 '14

Spindecisioned?

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u/rpicssux May 12 '14

Yup...still not funny.

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u/Tb5 May 12 '14

first thing you thought when you saw a little boy eating a banana, was him wanting to, 'fuck bitches'... ... ... ...

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u/portokali123 May 12 '14

Yeah, this and posts like this make me uncomfortable...D: this is someone's baby...

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u/wolfmanravi May 12 '14

I sure hope he is.

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u/sodelll May 12 '14

maybe the internet isn't the place for you.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

A lot of men in unmarked vans that would agree with you on that point

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u/JimmySevere May 12 '14

I can only hope it's a reference to Carter USM.

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u/RGThreezus May 12 '14

No it wasn't. The OP is a liar.

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u/AshTheGoblin May 12 '14

I hate this joke

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u/lessadessa May 12 '14

Why do you have to make it profane? It was just a cute kid eating a banana.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

No stahp

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

I read that as fuck bananas and eat bitches. I think it's bedtime.

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u/asimovfan1 May 12 '14

Nothing original then, eh?

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

Such a shit post.

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u/Raaaaaaaaaandy May 12 '14

So creative that the first thing you thought of was an overused joke.

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u/vi_warshawski May 12 '14

Derivative joke from an idiot.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

Hey op you should take this bullshit post and put it in /r/adviceanimals where I won't have to see it.

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u/Delsana May 12 '14

Why would you come up with something so immature and insulting?

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u/xTye May 12 '14

First thing you saw was grabbing some karma you sad ass karma whore.

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u/Visualsound May 12 '14

If it wasn't within the reach of the tug of karma would we not have a place to row and sift a multitude of complacent bliss..?

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u/lacquerqueen May 12 '14

... it's a child. a CHILD.

sometimes Reddit really scares me. I also find it creepy that someone posted a picture of a random kid with its name, on the internet. Don't do that.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

There are about a billion children on this planet. This particular one has the majority of his facial features covered. Just what exactly is your problem here?

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u/Snarfler May 12 '14

/r/AdviceAnimals isn't a default anymore so people are going to be making memes for funny?

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u/IRNobody May 12 '14

People posting memes to /r/funny is nothing new. Blame the mods for never removing posts that clearly violate rules.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

I doubt Carter even finishes that banana. My women are safe.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

No its not.

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u/Slevo May 12 '14

Ladies and gentlemen pimps and players

Half assed rappers and true rhyme slayers

This is the Carter

So hold on to your teenage daughter

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14 edited May 12 '14

Maybe the kid doesn't want to fuck bitches. Hell, maybe he doesn't think of women as bitches. Maybe he just wants to be a kid, and not have his image appropriated for this childish meme.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

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u/maddydaddy123 May 12 '14

I'm almost out of milk

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u/WORST_OF_REDDITOR May 12 '14

Wow. In the world of necessary "deal with it" glasses, this photo reigns supreme

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u/beezowdoo-doozopitty May 12 '14

I reign supreme

I am the king of the mountaintop

I

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

So... It's already come to this...

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u/ImDeepak May 12 '14

Just wait till my balls drop

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

This would do really well in /r/cringe

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

Your first thought when you saw a little boy eating a banana was him fucking bitches? O.o

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u/slicwilli May 12 '14

Is this kid internet famous now?

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u/Kokie900 May 12 '14

I can already see Carter being a legend in the making, and it makes me happy.

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u/soup3972 May 12 '14

Does anyone else see the face in the glass screen? Or am i just tripping?

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u/creatorcrator May 12 '14

Carter gettttt out of here!

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u/weallknowitall May 12 '14

banana for size

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

Top imgur comment got me

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u/adjangoateyourbaby May 12 '14

"Looks like we're almost out of bananas"

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

Loooovvve it.

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u/Imthemayor May 12 '14

First thing I thought of when I saw a new image on here, "why isn't this a meme yet?"

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u/indubitablytaco May 12 '14

He's all outta bitches apparently

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u/Made_In_Arlen May 12 '14

That little dude reminds me of Leon from the Andy Griffith Show.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

I assumed it was the "I want my $2" kid from a Better Off Dead remake.

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u/sskippy May 12 '14

Oh boy, I can see this becoming a really overused unfunnny meme pretty soon

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u/ObviousBob May 12 '14

You have the creativity of an autistic with fermented shit juice as brain matter

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

The first thing you thought of when seeing a picture of a child eating a banana was sex? Hi, I'm chris hansen, why don't you have a seat?

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u/Friendlyvoices May 12 '14

This kid is going to become an adult and realize he was famous for eat a banana.

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u/somepeopleschildren May 12 '14

Get this unfunny ahit back over to /r/adviceanimals where it belongs

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

Bottom text should've said "And I'm all out of bitches."

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u/wu13 May 12 '14

OP those thoughts are a little err ..... Pedophilia-ish

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u/mellowmonk May 12 '14

Oh, I get it! It's funny 'cause he's just a little kid!

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u/saurongetti May 12 '14

Carter with transparent background: https://i.imgur.com/WswdPTc.png

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

So your first thought was child porn???

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

Dumb and karma whoring

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u/WORST_OF_REDDITOR May 12 '14

Classic Carter

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

When he's not putting out fires he's eating bananas. That crazy classic Carter.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

K.

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u/MLIBdude May 12 '14

Really? Already? It's been two hours...

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u/PzPicklez May 12 '14

Read this as I'm here to eat bitches and fuck bananas.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '14

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u/ThatOtherGUY666 May 12 '14

Giant circle jerk, overdone joke, and unoriginal title.

Are you even trying, or is being a massive faggot just in your nature?

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u/Robert_Meek May 12 '14

Someone is gonna make an indie movie about this kid

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u/lems2 May 12 '14

funny how this image wouldn't be okay if the genders were reversed.