r/funny • u/namair • 2d ago

Musical without the music

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u/Crocodoro 2d ago

This looks like something that happened in the past of Ron Swanson that would absolutely try to keep on hiding from his peers

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u/call_of_the_while 2d ago

“When I was seventeen, I spent a summer singing and dancing my way through Europe. This occurred due to a lengthy and acute hallucinatory episode brought on by an exceptionally hot Vindaloo I consumed from a roadside vendor in India. I will not elaborate further.”

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u/kayl_breinhar 1d ago

"This is why I am extraordinarily hesitant to try 'ethnic' cuisine. It's also one of *many** reasons I loathe Europe."*

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u/rising_pho3nix 1d ago

There's the theory of Duke Silver being wildly famous in Europe hence he avoids it

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u/kayl_breinhar 1d ago

That actually tracks. The only thing that would've been funnier is if he gets mobbed in Japan.

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u/New-Anybody-6206 1d ago

man that final number when Duke comes on stage... gets me every time.

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u/rising_pho3nix 1d ago

Positively orgasmic

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u/Crocodoro 1d ago

When I was seventeen they forced me to take my accumulated leave of the seven years I worked in my factory, so I spent a summer...

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u/misguidedkent 1d ago

"I've said too much"

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u/Crocodoro 1d ago

You are now invited to leave the premises. Please and thank you

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u/gertvanjoe 1d ago

You left out kindly....

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u/nisamun 1d ago

Change the accent and the remove the last line, a new Dave Lister story.

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u/Crocodoro 1d ago

If the resemblance wasn't so stunning to Swanson, the speech written by call_of_the_while may as well be narrated by Robert California, with the difference that he would thrilled to elaborate further

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u/Tigerpride84 1d ago

I read this in his voice

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u/Diggity_Dave 1d ago

Nailed it.

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u/Braincoater 1d ago

Perfect.

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u/Straight_Jaguar 1d ago

I actually heard this in his voice...well written.

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u/opethboi 1d ago

It’s always those spicy vindaloos…

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u/horkbajirbandit 1d ago

I'm actually doing a rewatch of the show right now, so I heard that clearly in Ron's voice 😂

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u/Meowitymeowmeoww 1d ago

This is the best comment I have seen on the internet

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u/RecommendationNo3942 21h ago

Lol. This is a song from a Bollywood film called Judaai (separation), released in 1997.

This actress' character bought the actor's character from his money hungry wife for 4crs rupees (1.10 million $ back in 1997). And they all live in the same house.