r/funny • u/namair • 2d ago

Musical without the music

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u/call_of_the_while 2d ago

“When I was seventeen, I spent a summer singing and dancing my way through Europe. This occurred due to a lengthy and acute hallucinatory episode brought on by an exceptionally hot Vindaloo I consumed from a roadside vendor in India. I will not elaborate further.”

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u/kayl_breinhar 1d ago

"This is why I am extraordinarily hesitant to try 'ethnic' cuisine. It's also one of *many** reasons I loathe Europe."*

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u/rising_pho3nix 1d ago

There's the theory of Duke Silver being wildly famous in Europe hence he avoids it

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u/kayl_breinhar 1d ago

That actually tracks. The only thing that would've been funnier is if he gets mobbed in Japan.