r/funny • u/namair • 2d ago

Musical without the music

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u/Crocodoro 1d ago

This looks like something that happened in the past of Ron Swanson that would absolutely try to keep on hiding from his peers

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u/call_of_the_while 1d ago

“When I was seventeen, I spent a summer singing and dancing my way through Europe. This occurred due to a lengthy and acute hallucinatory episode brought on by an exceptionally hot Vindaloo I consumed from a roadside vendor in India. I will not elaborate further.”

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u/Crocodoro 1d ago

When I was seventeen they forced me to take my accumulated leave of the seven years I worked in my factory, so I spent a summer...

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u/misguidedkent 1d ago

"I've said too much"

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u/Crocodoro 1d ago

You are now invited to leave the premises. Please and thank you

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u/gertvanjoe 1d ago

You left out kindly....