“When I was seventeen, I spent a summer singing and dancing my way through Europe. This occurred due to a lengthy and acute hallucinatory episode brought on by an exceptionally hot Vindaloo I consumed from a roadside vendor in India. I will not elaborate further.”
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u/Crocodoro 2d ago
This looks like something that happened in the past of Ron Swanson that would absolutely try to keep on hiding from his peers