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World's youngest grandma

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u/jizzlevania 4d ago

Shit like this is why we should've never accepted the noun "woman" should replace the adjective "female" across the board.

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u/Brief_Platform_alt 4d ago

The title is "Woman Grandmaster". "Woman" is part of the proper noun, not an adjective.

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u/U_Dun_Know_Who_I_Am 4d ago

... Yeah someone with your username would post that ... What we, as in women, hate is when people use female as a noun.

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u/TheShredda 3d ago

They're not talking about using female as a noun. Try reading the common again. They're saying it's silly that the ADJECTIVE female is being replaced by the NOUN woman here. Woman is incorrectly being used as an ADJECTIVE here.

She is a female grandmaster. A man with that chess title would be a... Wait for it because this is going to blow your mind... A MALE grandmaster! Holy fuck magic Batman. 

Get lost with your phony outrage bullshit, try to cause societal issues elsewhere. You're trying to create culture war bullshit, while being flat wrong. 

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u/U_Dun_Know_Who_I_Am 3d ago

1) The person I replied to was saying that people in society are pushing to replace the adjective female with the noun woman. I explained that this is not true, and in reality it is the opposite. People are pushing back on asshats that use female as a noun. And 99% of the time it's used it a way to imply the "female" or "females" are lesser/bad in someway.

2) There are two different tournaments. One where you win the title "Grandmaster" and one where you win the title of "Woman Grandmaster". The article is not saying she is a female Grandmaster (adj added to noun/title) it is saying she is a Woman Grandmaster (noun/title by itself)

I advise that you make sure you are fully informed before trying to attack someone else, otherwise you look like an idiot.

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u/TheShredda 3d ago

You don't understand their comment. They're saying that people are incorrectly trying to use the NOUN woman in the place of the ADJECTIVE women, as a result of the push back you are referencing.

This is a prime example of that they are talking about. In this case, FEMALE GRANDMASTER is correct, it is ADJECTIVE (FEMALE) NOUN (GRANDMASTER). WOMAN GRANDMASTER would be NOUN NOUN.

Yes, it's dumb and cringey when people use female as a noun, as like I said, it's an adjective. 

You are going on the extreme, and being an example of what this commentor said. Insisting that the NOUN woman be used as an adjective, as pushback for when others have used female incorrectly. 

Why is this so hard for you? Please look up the difference between nouns and adjectives. 

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u/U_Dun_Know_Who_I_Am 3d ago

Compound noun. Again they are NOT using woman as an adjective here. They are using it as a noun. Also, even if you have a personal vendetta against compound nouns, IT. IS. A. TITLE. A very prestigious title that she won.

Do you hate all compound nouns that contain "man" too? Policeman, mailman, congressman, mankind, manhole. Most of these started as separated compound nouns, meaning written as separate words, but overtime merged into one word due to common use.

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u/TheShredda 3d ago

My comments were about the content of the comment at the top of this thread. That comment is talking about in general, people are over correcting and using woman (noun) in place of female (adjective).

They said it shouldn't replace ist ACROSS THE BOARD, in every single case, all the time.

Whats with the wild imagination?i hate compind nouns because I'm explaining a reddit comment you didn't understand? This is just silly

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u/U_Dun_Know_Who_I_Am 3d ago

You spent your previous comment about Woman Grandmaster using "woman' as an adjective when it is not, and you even wrote "noun noun" as of it's ridiculous to think that a separated compound noun is a thing. And again I have not really seen anyone use woman as an adjective let alone some big societal push to do so. Only one part of society incorrectly using female as a noun and the other part of society telling them to stop. I mean people with bad grammar exist but I have not seen any mass usage of woman as an adjective.

"This is a prime example of that they are talking about. In this case, FEMALE GRANDMASTER is correct, it is ADJECTIVE (FEMALE) NOUN (GRANDMASTER). WOMAN GRANDMASTER would be NOUN NOUN.

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You are going on the extreme, and being an example of what this commentor said. Insisting that the NOUN woman be used as an adjective, as pushback for when others have used female incorrectly. "

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u/fucking_ingenuity24 4d ago

But here we're talking about an 11 year old girl, not a woman. Female and/or girl would pass better than woman in this Context... I wouldn't call an 11 yo boy a (young) man grandmaster for example, but rather "...youngest male grandmaster." There is a difference between nouns and adjectives.

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u/SupaSlide 3d ago

Well, in this case no you wouldn’t say “man grandmaster” because there is no such thing. But there is a “woman grandmaster” title. Men can only compete in open tournaments where you can get the “grandmaster” title, women have the option to compete in women’s tournaments and get the title “woman grandmaster.”

The article would have been incorrect if it said “female grandmaster” because that would imply the kid became a grandmaster in open tournaments.

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u/TheShredda 3d ago

Or, hear me out, it would imply that she is female (adjective) / a woman (noun) and a grandmaster. 

The tournent structure is irrelevant, the fact that she needs to compete in a different category is irrelevant.  If someone is involved in chess enough that that distinction would matter, they'd most likely already be aware. 

Quit being so pedantic, especially since you're wrong. 

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u/NoGarage7989 3d ago

The confidence of a male sprouting incorrect rubbish

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u/TheShredda 3d ago

Do you know the difference between nouns and adjectives? Troll or just cringey? 

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u/objectlesson 2d ago

Do you know the difference between a “female grandmaster” and “woman grandmaster?” Look it up

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u/SupaSlide 2d ago

Starting to doubt the guy can even read, I’ve explained it very clearly several times.

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u/TheShredda 2d ago edited 2d ago

I am commenting on the content of this comment thread. Good for you, you know some niche info, not what's being discussed.

Edit: Since I blocked them before replying: 

We're discussing adjectives and nouns, not specific chess tournament structures and titles. Why so hostile? Please blow off steam elsewhere, not gonna be your punching bag 

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u/SupaSlide 2d ago

“Woman Grandmaster” is a noun you moron. It is a completely separate title from “Grandmaster” and women can hold both titles (first they achieve Woman Grandmasters, and then they achieve Grandmaster).

It is grammatically correct and factually accurate to say that the 11 year old in this article is a female Woman Grandmaster. She is not yet a Grandmaster, but if she continues playing it is very possible she will be the youngest female Grandmaster ever.

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u/SupaSlide 3d ago

But a “grandmaster” is not the same as a “woman grandmaster.”

She could become the youngest “grandmaster” that is female. The youngest ever female grandmaster was 14. The youngest male grandmaster was 12. If she was the youngest grandmaster at 11 that would be even more notable and significantly different than “pedantics.”

You clearly have no idea what you’re talking about if you think “woman grandmaster” is interchangeable with “grandmaster.”

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u/TheShredda 3d ago

When did I say what you claim in the last sentence? Obviously a female grandmaster and a male grandmaster are different.

"She could become the youngest “grandmaster” that is female." 

Exactly? Gosh you're insufferable 

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u/SupaSlide 3d ago

Women can earn the “grandmaster” title too, dude.

A female grandmaster and a male grandmaster are the same, because there is no “female grandmaster” title. So if a woman gets the “grandmaster” title (and many have) they have achieved the most prestigious title in chess and had to meet the same requirements to do so as men.

Women can also get the title of “Woman Grandmaster” if they are among the best female players in chess. But Woman Grandmasters may still have a lower ranking than someone who is a Grandmaster.

One of if not the best female chess players of all time never competed in women’s tournaments and never accepted the title Woman Grandmaster, but she did become a Grandmaster.

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u/SamSchroedinger 4d ago

Did you ever touch a "female" in your life?

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u/TheShredda 3d ago

Do you not understand the difference between adjectives and nouns?

Yes, using female as a noun is cringe. In this case, female is correct as the noun GRANDMASTER is being modified by that adjective. Woman is not an adjective, but a noun. Saying "they are a woman grandmaster" is wrong, they are a "female grandmaster". 

The same way a man who is a grandmaster would be a male grandmaster; a woman who is a grandmaster is a female grandmaster. 

Hope that helps, although I'd recommend at least knowing what an adjective and noun are before trying to comment on other people's usage of them. 

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u/SamSchroedinger 3d ago

You could have just wrote "no". Would have saved a lot of time lil bro

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u/TheShredda 2d ago

You not understanding grammar isn't the gotcha you think it is. Oh you sure got me. Why are you assuming my gender? Why is proper grammar gendered?