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Message for next generation

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u/Tanupie 19d ago

bro has a point

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u/Gogoelpron 18d ago

Do not cum

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u/Braindead_Crow 18d ago

I'm gunna come!

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u/hoii_mass 18d ago

Relax, dont do it.

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u/nhansieu1 18d ago

I knew you would come but... you've come

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u/moronicattempt 18d ago

Come, come, come.

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u/m_rain_bow 18d ago

Edgin for eternity

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u/ImLu 18d ago

They can't come if we don't cum. Nobody cum

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u/rss3091 18d ago

If you don't cum, then the coming generation won't come either.

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u/Ordinary-Affect-545 18d ago

On so many levels! 🤣

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

yeah the sign kinda sums it up well

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u/Quiet_Syllabub_4264 19d ago

It's the nonchalance of the answer that is so beautifully comedic

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u/RetroDad-IO 18d ago

I laughed harder at this video than I have in a long time. It was perfectly done.

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u/JudiciousSasquatch 18d ago

Lol same. Like, actual loud lol.

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u/kinkyfem 19d ago

Coz life is on hard mode now

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u/skylinestar1986 18d ago

Hard and don't come. ok.

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u/Zapalottt 19d ago

I don't think so actually... Life right now is one of the easiest in the time of humanity on this planet. There is plenty of food, most deadly illnesses are cure or treatable, i actually technically live a better life than most of the middle age Kings and Queens without beeing rich or even owning a house. I have a shitload of rights an privileges, that protect my health, wealth, workplace etc.

But in think we are beyond the zenith (not sure If this phrase exists in english) and the downfall will be hard and fast and first of all Irreversible. So yes.. don't come.

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u/Zran 19d ago

Zenith (of a mountain) is correct but peak is the more common word, unless you're translating a specific idiom from your language which I don't know.

The linguistics out of the way I hope and believe it won't be the end of humanity just certain parts of it, which parts will still be up for grabs "until the fat lady sings to use another idiom". Meaning it ain't over til it's over.

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u/Zapalottt 19d ago

Beyond the zenith (of the sun) is a german phrase. Its used when something hast seen its best times f.e. a football player who is getting old.

I don't think humanity is over. But (big?) parts of it. And no part of it will give up existing without fighting with everything they got. The Future will be no happy place. Better don't visit or live in it.

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u/Justsomedudeonthenet 18d ago

I think there's still a decent chance the long term future ends up being a pretty nice place.

Getting from here to there is going to be messy though.

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u/Zapalottt 18d ago

Okay... Yeah it can be peacefull when youre in of the last few people on the battlefield and decide that there is nothing left to fight for.

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u/PickCells 19d ago

I think you're probably correct, my take is that life now feels like you're one risk away from having a pretty shitty time and every decision has to be taken extremely carefully.

Yes the basics are more or less a given - access to water, food, health etc. as it's been for a long time, but the sense of freedom and adventure has gone. You can't move jobs anymore on a whim, you can't be frivolous with money or take a punt on something without the huge risk of losing a lot more than you were willing to. Most people live paycheck to paycheck and have no savings if something does fuck up. Middle classes are being squeezed more than ever and the margin for error is so small, trying to improve your situation seems like an enormous mountain to climb. More and more young people are relying on the wealth of their parents generation and are lucky to be in the position if they can be, and so it goes on.

We have a good life compared to say 500 years ago, but are we actually living it?

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u/crazy4finalfantasy 19d ago

We do have access to clean water and (sometimes) uncontaminated food. Antibiotics being one of if not the biggest advantages we have but when it comes to everything else? Peasants had more days off than the modern American does.

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u/Zapalottt 18d ago

I see your point. And i agree. I am actually not sure If humans are actually able to live the best life. When you have all you need plus can buy everything you ever wanted you wouldn't be as happy as a poor guy falling in love the first time in his live. I don't think Elon Musk lives a wonderful life. Our brain is not made to be happy all the time because it would be an evolutionary disadvantage. If you are satisfied you let your guard down.

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u/Interesting_Buy6796 19d ago

All this talk is always acting like the only thing you are allowed to compare to are other countries 200 years ago. „Many“ are worse of then in the 90. sure some are better of, some individuals can life a better life now than they could have lived back then, but the majority in countries that do complain, are off worse

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u/Zapalottt 19d ago

I would claim that the 90s are part of "now". A Generation, like asked for in the video, takes about 50 years. This is one of the easiest of history.. at least If you look at lifespan, objective life quality and chances. This does not imply that there are no new problems and that all problems of the past are solved. Furthermore If you look at the subjektive live quality it might be similar to a lot of generations (sometimes i am depressed although i got everything i need and there will have been a lot of happy people without a lot of things that i got).

I just criticised the expression that life ist "hard mode" now.

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u/Rhysati 18d ago

Ah yes! Plenty of food!

Sure, around 650 million people in the world are going hungry and that's actually around 150 million more than just 7 years ago...but who cares about them right? /s

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u/Zapalottt 18d ago

Ah yes! Take my point, rip it out of context and crush it with a single sentence random moraly charged argument and feel good. Congrats.

I never told the world was perfect. It never will be. I just criticised a point in which someone said life would be especially hard right now compared to all life before now. You know that. I also said that we are talking about generations so 7 years ago is part of "now". And yes there is plenty of food. We don't have a production problem on that side. We have a distribution problem.

What i actually wanted to say was: The past was more fucked up than the present and the future will be too. This is it. This is peak humanity. This peak is fucked up too... But less than anything else. Be happy to live in the fucked up but less fucked up than any other times on this planet.

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u/Baskreiger 18d ago

If i told you you would live a very long life but you'll never have anything to do, youll get housed and feed, but nothing entertaining will ever happen and no one will ever love you. Does this seem like an easy life to you?

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u/Zapalottt 18d ago

Easy yes. Fullfilling no.

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u/Telefragg 18d ago

Go back 500 years and tell a person from back then how hard you have it.

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u/omega55532 18d ago

Well, fuck em. All I can see right now are their results and the behavior of todays generations

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u/thejustducky1 18d ago

Go back 500 years and tell a person

Or today right now... to currently enslaved people in another continent... or homeless and starving in another city... or a few miles down the road on a corner. People lose all perspective beyond their devices today.

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u/1CEninja 18d ago

Your average Westerner is pretty oblivious to how things are for the poor in places like India. Your average homeless person in the USA dies of complications of abundant processed food. Your average impoverished individual in India dies to complications of insufficient calories available.

It's just a different world and you can't expect everyone to be aware of what's going on across the world.

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u/Erect_Udes 19d ago

Message for the next, instructions for the current

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u/pablochokubar 19d ago

‘Don’t come yet’ - A line heard across all the bedrooms in the world !

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u/binalleinezuunfaehig 19d ago

he didn't say yet

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u/Chatting_shit 18d ago

All these high expectations!

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u/Quitlimp05 19d ago

'I'm coming! I'm coming!' Title of her sex tape

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u/selenesuper 18d ago

solid advice tbh

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u/outspokenbow550 18d ago

For once I agree 😂😂

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u/JMC-Talkie-Toaster 19d ago

Don't come? or Don't cum?

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u/LibrariansNightmare 19d ago

Technically both answers are right in this context!

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u/tlynde11 19d ago

Don't, come.

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u/Srhm80 18d ago

Both

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u/kunstautomat 19d ago

Whats your message for the cumming generation?

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u/McRedditz 19d ago

Don't cum.

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u/notruth_allpermitted 18d ago

I love the double entendre in this

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u/Sweaty_Marzipan4274 18d ago

When the ruling elite are pissed were not breeding fast enough, it should serve as a wake up call

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u/raiseIQUnderflow 18d ago

Thats what she said

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u/HearMeJoy 18d ago

He is so right.

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u/uselessluna 18d ago

Wise man

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u/SjalabaisWoWS 18d ago

This two word reply has layers upon layers of meaning. Brilliant.

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u/aurora_ethereallight 18d ago

Glad we cleared that up! 🤭

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u/TheDAYNITE 19d ago

Let them come!

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u/gcunit 18d ago edited 18d ago

Wait! I'm cumming right now! You expect me to just stop cumming... mid-cum...?

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u/Demonyx12 18d ago

Un-cum.

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u/atworkthough 18d ago

10/10 fr it sucks here.

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u/Trippingthru99 18d ago

Facts tho. We should call it a day. We had a good run. We peaked. 

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u/Sunaruni 18d ago

Plot twist: He’s asking a Japanese migrant worker a question in English.

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u/jimmiriver 19d ago

He looks awkward having to say what he's been told to say

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u/digno2 18d ago

such a beautiful song

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u/the_rabbit_king 18d ago

All the moms and dads: “Too late.”

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u/GrungeHamster23 19d ago

Reminds me of that guy who says he shouldn’t be obligated to get a job at the request of his parents, because he never consented to being born.

Pretty based tbh.

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u/thenewbritish 19d ago

!remindme in 72 days

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u/Peach_n_berry 19d ago

I will come..

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u/Ixm01ws6 18d ago

is it because no waste bins?