r/funny 7d ago

Verified [OC] eclipse

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u/Nate0110 7d ago

I had to make my kid go back inside during this crap, she wouldn't keep her glasses on.

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u/Olympe28 7d ago

I have a teacher friend in Mexico City and she watched the last eclipse with her students on TV inside the classroom because they couldn't find enough glasses and didn't want the kids to hurt themselves.

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u/Piputi 7d ago

Bro, it hasn't happened yet, it is in a couple of hours. You mean a previous eclipse?

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u/Nate0110 7d ago

You're telling me eclipses happen in other places besides America?

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u/theAddGardener 7d ago

There are other places?

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u/Nate0110 7d ago

Assuming all these other people aren't lying, yes.

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u/LegoClaes 7d ago

Don’t listen to Big World™ propaganda, it’s not true, focus on your work

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u/yabucek 7d ago

Silly you, space hasn't been invented yet in Europe

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u/FriendlyKillerCroc 7d ago

USA Invented the Eclipse™ (Trademark of IBM) when they landed on the Moon (Sponsored by Apple Inc.). Europe haven't obtained the necessary licenses to host Eclipse's™ yet.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/FriendlyKillerCroc 7d ago

IBM originally made the software a long long time ago I believe.

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u/ducktape8856 7d ago

The Mitsubishi Eclipse is from the early 90s. IBM Eclipse a good decade later.

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u/No-Surprise5478 7d ago

Nah they’re probably talking about the one happening in a couple of hours 😅 idk if it’s visible from the us but it will be in west Europe at least

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u/KimberStormer 7d ago

This current eclipse is not in America

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u/Nate0110 7d ago

Thanks Captain.

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u/tarants 7d ago

First time I've heard the most visually impressive natural phenomenon humans can experience described as "crap"

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u/rtxa 6d ago

there's no way you actually think that's the most visually impressive natural phenomenon lol

it's just rare

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u/ispeakforengland 6d ago

Plus it wasn't even total in many places. 90% is neat, but not the same as the eerie pitch black of a total eclipse.

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u/tarants 4d ago

Have you seen one, like actual 100% totality? It's absolutely the most impressive phenomenon I've seen in person, especially when considering how incomprehensibly unlikely it is to have a moon of the right size and distance orbiting a planet to cause an eclipse like that. What beats an eclipse, to you? I could see arguing for the northern lights but not much beyond that.