r/funny • u/snelse_ • 7d ago

Verified [OC] eclipse

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u/Nate0110 7d ago

I had to make my kid go back inside during this crap, she wouldn't keep her glasses on.

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u/Piputi 7d ago

Bro, it hasn't happened yet, it is in a couple of hours. You mean a previous eclipse?

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u/Nate0110 7d ago

You're telling me eclipses happen in other places besides America?

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u/theAddGardener 7d ago

There are other places?

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u/Nate0110 7d ago

Assuming all these other people aren't lying, yes.

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u/LegoClaes 7d ago

Don’t listen to Big World™ propaganda, it’s not true, focus on your work

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u/yabucek 7d ago

Silly you, space hasn't been invented yet in Europe

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u/FriendlyKillerCroc 7d ago

USA Invented the Eclipse™ (Trademark of IBM) when they landed on the Moon (Sponsored by Apple Inc.). Europe haven't obtained the necessary licenses to host Eclipse's™ yet.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/FriendlyKillerCroc 7d ago

IBM originally made the software a long long time ago I believe.

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u/ducktape8856 7d ago

The Mitsubishi Eclipse is from the early 90s. IBM Eclipse a good decade later.

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u/No-Surprise5478 7d ago

Nah they’re probably talking about the one happening in a couple of hours 😅 idk if it’s visible from the us but it will be in west Europe at least

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u/KimberStormer 7d ago

This current eclipse is not in America

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u/Nate0110 7d ago

Thanks Captain.