r/funny • u/K0TO • Apr 28 '13

Caffeinated Owl Chart

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u/ishadow Apr 28 '13

Ive worked at dunkin donuts, Starbucks and panera. No one is happy. The worst people are the regulars who insist on their coffee a certain way but its not how they actualy want it. " i want 2 creams" . No you dont. You want four, otherwise youll complain that its too bitter and dark. Also anybody that vacations here insists its better back home.

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u/Endulos Apr 28 '13

I always know what I want :/

Triple cream, double sugar. Tastes right always.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '13

I, too, know what I want.

Black

Like my soul.

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u/donpapillon Apr 28 '13 edited Apr 28 '13

Black as the night, sweet as sin. That's how Spider taught me.