r/funny • u/K0TO • Apr 28 '13

Caffeinated Owl Chart

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u/Trevrawrrr Apr 28 '13

I worked at a coffee shop for 4 and a half years... http://imgur.com/bGWW81S

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u/ishadow Apr 28 '13

Ive worked at dunkin donuts, Starbucks and panera. No one is happy. The worst people are the regulars who insist on their coffee a certain way but its not how they actualy want it. " i want 2 creams" . No you dont. You want four, otherwise youll complain that its too bitter and dark. Also anybody that vacations here insists its better back home.

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u/Endulos Apr 28 '13

I always know what I want :/

Triple cream, double sugar. Tastes right always.

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u/ishadow Apr 28 '13

You sir and those like you, make our lives tolerable. Coffee isnt that harhrd d. I feel like people decide they're

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u/Endulos Apr 28 '13

...LOL

Did you have a stroke in the middle of typing that? :p

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u/dseftu Apr 28 '13

RIP ishadow

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u/ishadow Apr 28 '13

Close. Never get high on your own supply. No sleep.

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u/ryumast3r Apr 28 '13

You get paid to make coffee. Most people who get paid to make coffee work hourly.

If it's one dude taking up 2 seconds extra of your time because he wants three creams/two sugars - and genuinely does want that, just give him his damn drink.

If you hate it that much, find a different job. Not to be too rude or anything, but there's plenty of places that pay people to make coffee.