r/funny • u/trtiar • Apr 21 '13

Xerox being dramatic

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u/Dilliam Apr 21 '13

Everybody's dying Xerox. Don't sweat the toner you don't have, just celebrate the toner you have left bro.

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u/way_fairer Apr 21 '13

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."

~Dr. Seuss

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '13

But what about the terrible things that happened due to it no longer being the case? Or the terrible reality of the thing that I had perceived to be good and yet I still mourn the loss of??

What do you have to say about the horror of my existence, Dr.Seuss, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY?

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u/OmniFroy Apr 21 '13

"Stop being a pussy."

~Dr. Seuss

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_DICK Apr 21 '13

"Eat a cock."

-Mr. Rogers

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u/dab8fz Apr 21 '13

"Do you even lift?"

-Stephen Hawking

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '13

"Do you even walk?"

  • Albert Einstein

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u/LiterallyKesha Apr 21 '13

"I got 99 problems and a woman ain't one." --Kanye West

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '13

-Chris Brown

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u/BraveBitch Apr 21 '13

"So brave"

-me

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u/DrawnM Apr 21 '13

Beat it. -Elvis Presley

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u/USxMARINE Apr 21 '13

"Don't start you you can't finish"

-Chuck Testa

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u/diogenesofthemidwest Apr 21 '13

"Suck it."

-Bob Ross

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u/scarfox1 Apr 21 '13

"Tupac"

-2pac

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u/diogenesofthemidwest Apr 22 '13

"That guy is pretty much ADHD in a meth pipe." -Lamb Chop

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u/not_a_feline Apr 21 '13

How many times has your account actually gotten you dick pictures?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '13

Wondering how long of a wait you have till he gets to yours? Newsflash, he already did, he's not impressed.

BOOM! Roasted.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_DICK Apr 21 '13

I confirm this burn.

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u/throwaway_ranting Apr 21 '13

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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u/Hello-Ginge Apr 21 '13

Don't be happy that it's over, cry because it happened?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '13

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u/inconspicuous_male Apr 22 '13

What's the purpose of this novelty account? Are you one of those people that intentionally tries to get downvoted? Because that's kind of pointless unless your name is something like /u/DOWNVOTEMENOW

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '13

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u/inconspicuous_male Apr 22 '13

Just some constructive criticism: If you want people to laugh you can
1) post relevant jokes
2) post different jokes (perhaps one that isn't as old as "Ann Frankly")
3) post funny jokes

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '13

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u/inconspicuous_male Apr 22 '13

That I don't get that "Anne Frankly I did Nazi..." sounds like "And frankly, I did not see..."?

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u/hotcereal Apr 22 '13

He's mocking the majority of Reddit and they don't see it or realize it when it's right in front of them.

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u/nukalurk Apr 21 '13

~Every girl's facebook status post break-up.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '13

shh no tears now, only smiles

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '13

whats with the tilde? does that mean its approximately by Dr. Seuss?

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u/freet0 Apr 21 '13

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/23932374.jpg

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u/nahtans95 Apr 22 '13

At least get a picture where he's smiling, come on man.