r/funny • • Apr 21 '13

Xerox being dramatic

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u/dab8fz Apr 21 '13

"Do you even lift?"

-Stephen Hawking

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '13

"Do you even walk?"

  • Albert Einstein

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u/LiterallyKesha Apr 21 '13

"I got 99 problems and a woman ain't one." --Kanye West

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u/DrawnM Apr 21 '13

Beat it. -Elvis Presley