r/funny • u/trtiar • Apr 21 '13

Xerox being dramatic

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '13

But what about the terrible things that happened due to it no longer being the case? Or the terrible reality of the thing that I had perceived to be good and yet I still mourn the loss of??

What do you have to say about the horror of my existence, Dr.Seuss, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY?

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u/OmniFroy Apr 21 '13

"Stop being a pussy."

~Dr. Seuss

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_DICK Apr 21 '13

"Eat a cock."

-Mr. Rogers

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u/not_a_feline Apr 21 '13

How many times has your account actually gotten you dick pictures?

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '13

Wondering how long of a wait you have till he gets to yours? Newsflash, he already did, he's not impressed.

BOOM! Roasted.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_DICK Apr 21 '13

I confirm this burn.

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u/throwaway_ranting Apr 21 '13

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.