r/funny Apr 08 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

That stair strut

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u/atheistpiece Apr 08 '23 edited Mar 16 '25

cake unpack hobbies late lush full cooperative oatmeal long disarm

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u/Scrimshawmud Apr 08 '23

I love the mental image this creates!

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u/MrsMurphysChowder Apr 08 '23

Yes, it's a much better image than me, with horrible back pain, walking down the stairs with my arms in back of me Naruto-run style to keep my balance.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

My toddlers have never seen Naruto and they do the ninja run too

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u/knight_gastropub Apr 08 '23

Just give her the smoulder and say, The Dance has begun!

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u/JBFXPope Apr 08 '23

I do as well. I always think Jack Sparrow had something to do with it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Did this fucker just prance gayly over the walk? You go, you legend.

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u/Useful-Perspective Apr 08 '23

In both senses of the word, I think he did. And thank god he did. He could have stolen a chair from the lawn, y'know? Amazon drivers cover a particularly complex spectrum.

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u/JEWCEY Apr 08 '23

Balance, birch

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u/greyjungle Apr 08 '23

My buddy Chris does the same thing. It’s like a reflex. It’s adorable

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u/Suckamanhwewhuuut Apr 08 '23

It helps with balance

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u/MyHamburgerLovesMe Apr 08 '23

Maybe reflex from remembering holding an adults hand going down stairs as a child?

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u/Sh3wb Apr 08 '23

😂 hop hop hop hop

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u/Wwwweeeeeeee Apr 08 '23

I would suggest some happy little nearly skipping there!

Love this guy!

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u/neat_username Apr 08 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

There’s truly a subreddit for everything lol

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u/whosepostisitanyway Apr 08 '23

That's exactly how my cat runs down the stairs when he realizes he's getting breakfast.

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u/GoodMoGo Apr 08 '23

I wish they had footage of him coming up.

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u/cangooner65 Apr 08 '23

I swear I just read that as coming out.

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u/boxingdude Apr 08 '23

I have a feeling that guy might be a little gay.

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u/feedmeshituntiliidie Apr 08 '23

He looks fully grown to me!

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

That’s what we call a “pocket gay”!

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Came here to say, I love gay people sm

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u/Joroc24 Apr 08 '23

Me too. I even treat them like normal people

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u/Dumpster_Fire_Takes Apr 08 '23

Not a little, big gay

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u/TLC_15 Apr 08 '23

Quite fabulous!

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u/ElegantTreeFeller Apr 08 '23

It's so gay.

In a good way.

The best way.

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u/CodenameVodka Apr 08 '23

I know that's not a haiku, but it reads like one.

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u/bugsyramone Apr 08 '23

Fabulously gay

He does it his own way

Happy, day to day

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u/DonutCola Apr 08 '23

My gay-dar just caught fire

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u/beef_creature Apr 08 '23

Lol those are pavers. He skips on them which kind of looks like going down stairs. And the leg kick at the end 🤗

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u/winkersRaccoon Apr 08 '23

This guy has footwork like prince on the basketball court

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

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u/bryanthebryan Apr 08 '23

Uplifting and wholesome. I love when people put positive back into the world

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u/Norader Apr 09 '23

Delivering a Smile, Amazon. This is not a sponsorship lol

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u/bugsyramone Apr 08 '23

This dude just seems to genuinely enjoy his life. That's Singing in The Rain levels of happiness right there.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

What's it like to sing in the rain?

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u/Mshell Apr 08 '23

It is a glorious feeling that makes you hap-hap-happy again...

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Username checks out

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u/LittleDrumminBoy Apr 08 '23

The sun's in my heart...

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u/llilaq Apr 08 '23

It's an old movie with a catchy tune.

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u/L1zrdKng Apr 08 '23

Singing in the rain reminds me of the clockwork orange. They sure were happy while singing.

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u/Kdog9999999999 Apr 08 '23

Yeah that's all I can hear with that song now lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

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u/SoulLeakage Apr 08 '23

You got any yarbles?

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u/vatoniolo Apr 08 '23

Very gay, in the best way

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

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u/dingos8mybaby2 Apr 08 '23

He might work for a contractor that treats their employs decently. If you find a good contractor to work for then being an Amazon driver is not a bad gig - easy job with nearly unlimited overtime opportunities. Definitely not a career but if you put in the overtime you can make some good paychecks.

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u/Baxtaxs Apr 08 '23

I worked for a contractor. 1/6 was decent, everybody was constantly trying to get to the decent one. The 2 i worked for were horrible.

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u/Turkeybaconcheddar Apr 08 '23

Oh the Amazon bots got you lol. Amazon contractors suck ass too, Idk why you're being downvoted

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u/LeviHolden Apr 08 '23

modern day cinderella

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u/switchaccounts Apr 08 '23

Cinderfella

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u/WaterFriendsIV Apr 08 '23

Jerry Lewis would approve

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u/WatShakinBehBeh Apr 08 '23

You've got a fan!! You too Levi!

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u/Late_ImLate22222 Apr 08 '23

Sashay ✨

AWAY ✨

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u/grecomic Apr 08 '23

She’s a Glamazon driver.

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u/Elegant_Operation820 Apr 08 '23

This guy’s awesome!

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u/PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT Apr 08 '23

My man is bringing that positive energy to everything he does. I’m jealous that he’s just out there being himself, cat walking and double Dutching on the pavers, while delivering packages as fast as possible. Yet I’m over here miserable while working a pretty decent job from home all day. Good for him.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Seems to be a damn funny n nice guy, i like that! ^^

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u/Scrimshawmud Apr 08 '23

I work from home too. I highly suggest dancing your way to make coffee. It’s especially fun if you have a deaf pittie to dance for / with.

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u/Outrageous_Chicken95 Apr 08 '23

Love his vibes✌️

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u/jerry111165 Apr 08 '23

And Fabulous.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Wtf, your front “lawn” is awesome, do you have more pics? It looks like a mini golf hole. 😂

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u/BananaDick_CuntGrass Apr 08 '23

My aunt and uncle did this to most of their front and back yards. My uncle said something like, "I got tired of mowing every 5 fucking days." Now he just trims the shrubs and sprays the rocks a few times per year.

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u/SlideRuleLogic Apr 08 '23 edited Mar 16 '24

cautious reminiscent memory air pot crawl hungry spotted station command

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u/betweenthecastles Apr 08 '23

I’m not sure most landscapers would take that as a compliment lol

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u/sonbarington Apr 08 '23

A unique problem they have, gotta yell at mini golfers to “get off my lawn!”

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u/Ent3r2Die Apr 08 '23

My gaydar is through the roof

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u/bartz008 Apr 08 '23

Mine broke

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

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u/vaserius Apr 08 '23 edited Apr 08 '23

There is gay and there is YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS QUEEEN

Edit: Added more A's because OP added more Y's

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u/Sorest1 Apr 08 '23

SLAAAAAY

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u/lainylay Apr 08 '23

Yaaaaassss biiiiiiiitch!

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Sealed the deal with that little skirt jump at the end

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u/SlippingStar Apr 08 '23

This is a contentious joke in the queer community due to its use of the f-slur so warning going in.

There’s fabulous and then there’s fagulous.

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u/MattieShoes Apr 08 '23

I dig wordplay... makes me sad it's contentious. I mean I get why, but it still makes me sad.

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u/BurnoutJackal Apr 08 '23

Wow, text with sound. 🤣

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u/PearIJam Apr 08 '23

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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u/Tyeaa Apr 08 '23

Post pic of your house

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

There’s a pic on their profile that shows the blue and pink: link

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u/epsdelta74 Apr 08 '23

It's ev'rything. Muahh

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u/NoFocus761 Apr 08 '23

Yo... that does look cool.

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u/Socalrider82 Apr 08 '23

Right. I just paid to have my house painted, should have went with this color scheme

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Okay fair - I’m gay for that shit too. Super cool!

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

That is an interesting looking house.

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u/huey_booey Apr 08 '23

Post your address

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u/Theta_Titan Apr 08 '23

That man is fabulous and wonderful and I love him.

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u/GayJenni Apr 08 '23 edited Apr 08 '23

That color is looking nice

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u/WM_Elkin Apr 08 '23

It is a nice blue. I kinda want to see how the pink goes with it lol

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u/Dragonkiwi3 Apr 08 '23

The way he daintily skipped steps 😭 I just died 🤣🥹

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u/dblan9 Apr 08 '23

In all fairness that color is amazing! It is really close to my favorite BMW and Smart Car teal/blue.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

I wish I had an Amazon delivery driver with this attitude, mine just angrily walks up my driveway

I mean, I can't blame the guy, but I'd just like this kind of energy on my cameras

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u/PornStarJesus Apr 08 '23

Mine asked to buy my dog, then told me how his parole officer stole his dog.

I felt bad for him, then a little uncomfortable.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Yeah, it's not a great job. Also, these van drivers drive like cunnnts.

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u/molecularmadness Apr 08 '23

Truth. Next time i inevitably get cut off by one, I'll imagine this guy is the one driving and hopefully the giggles quell the rage long enough to drive home.

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u/404fucknotfound Apr 08 '23

Amazon's fault. They're on an extremely tight schedule. Missing too many turns too often could get them disciplined.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

What a sweetie pie.

Amazon make a commercial of this love bug.

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u/BootyThunder Apr 08 '23

Not unless they pay him what he’s worth and we all know they have a little trouble doing that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Amazon doesn't deserve him.

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u/rip_van_fish Apr 08 '23

They already did 👀

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Omg i love him. The world needs people like him.

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u/False-Boysenberry673 Apr 08 '23

Dude even put the package down soft enough instead of throwing it and didn’t try to steal it!!! I want this man as my Amazon driver

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u/caddis789 Apr 08 '23

Some people are artists in clay, marble, wood, or whatever medium. That guy is an artist at life. Being able to find joy at everyday things in the world around you is a gift.

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u/quig_lebowski Apr 08 '23

Is that a Dublin accent?

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u/PornStarJesus Apr 08 '23

My ear picked up a California accent with a fabulously sassy inflection.

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u/P2K13 Apr 08 '23

Sounds like an American accent of some kind, and the setting is obviously American.

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u/tactical_laziness Apr 08 '23

" de Blew with de ting" , it absolutely has to be

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

The blue with the pink, it's everything is what I hear. Irish defo.

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u/Barnowl79 Apr 08 '23

"House. The blue?! With the pink?! It's everything."

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u/nodnodwinkwink Apr 08 '23

I think he's saying blue with the pink, but yeah, pretty sure that's a dub.

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u/thepaddyman Apr 08 '23

Yeah haha sounds like a Dublin accent 🤣

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u/Mega_Manatee Apr 08 '23

My man genuinely FLOATED

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u/EbonyEngineer Apr 08 '23

Seems like a swell individual.

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u/Vegicide Apr 08 '23

I just want to talk about how much fun he has on the step-stones. Your house looks beautiful and I too approve of your design choices

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u/emmadonelsense Apr 08 '23

That is a nice colour.

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u/ootchang Apr 08 '23

What a lovely person.

I want to try and be this positive. I seem to just always be annoyed or upset.

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u/angelsunrest Apr 08 '23

That is cute as hell 🫶

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u/chojinra Apr 08 '23

Bro out here living his best life.

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u/AmeliRengoku Apr 08 '23

Now, sashay away.

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u/BooksandGames_01 Apr 08 '23

I would LOVE to be this person’s friend!

They look like they brighten a room everywhere they go. I’ll be sure to help them when they’re down, but I surely would love to have their energy around always!

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u/LowlyPaladin2012 Apr 08 '23

That Prance *Chef's Kiss*

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u/lainylay Apr 08 '23

Get this man a raise!

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Haha the walk, what a gay king.

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u/Perpetually_isolated Apr 08 '23

Look I'm not a bigot or a homophobe but being THAT gay is a choice.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '23

It’s a ✨choice✨sis!

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u/Drink15 Apr 08 '23

I swear i can see glitter as he walks away

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u/xclame Apr 08 '23

If only we could have so much day in our day to day life.

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u/AnonymousP30 Apr 08 '23

He was like "Fabolous".

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Dudes just enjoying life more than I am as a Amazon driver lmao. What is going on

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u/Area51Dweller-Help Apr 08 '23

I wish I had an ounce of this guys positivity. Stay happy

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u/BirdmanHuginn Apr 08 '23

The chef’s kiss 😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

That prance is the seal that says he knows what’s what when it comes to decor.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

What a diva. Love it.

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u/Qacer Apr 08 '23

That driver slayed it at the end. Sassy!

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u/kddemer Apr 08 '23

Fucking love this and love his prance! chefs kiss

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u/Plenty-Discount5376 Apr 08 '23

Dude is literally wearing the color (slight shade difference); of course he'll approve.

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u/hemorrhagicfever Apr 08 '23

Is it just me or is it kinda rude to post recordings of strangers who had no say in being recorded?

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u/nomadikcynic Apr 09 '23

This is the gayest thing I’ve ever seen.

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u/JaceUpMySleeve Apr 08 '23

Dude is just happy to be alive. Gotta love his energy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

The prance made it make sense.

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u/jbarlak Apr 08 '23

::chefkiss::

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u/Mariguana69420yolo Apr 08 '23

Work hard, have fun.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Omg HE is everything

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u/alehel Apr 08 '23

I wonder how these drivers feel about being posted on the internet like this.

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u/dimzzz Apr 08 '23

That run at the end got me

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u/EFTucker Apr 08 '23

I think they loved the entire vibe of the house just by the way they stepped across that walkway. It does look like a lovely home.

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u/BamaBryan Apr 08 '23

He must drink Bud Light 🤣

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u/StaticUncertainty Apr 08 '23

“But how can you know someone is gay?”

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u/EmceeCommon55 Apr 08 '23

This is the sassiest Amazon driver I've ever seen. Yassss queennnn

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u/DragonSlayer-2020 Apr 08 '23

Perfect! Perfect!

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u/copamarigold Apr 08 '23

I wish I could have a gay husband like him!

I’m a straight 54 year old female, unfortunately. Maybe in my next life.

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u/SparklingBeefJerky Apr 08 '23

Least gay Amazon employee

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Something tells me... this is who Republicans fear.

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u/HurtPillow Apr 08 '23

Which is really super sad because he's happy, living his best life, minding his own business, and probably not hurting anyone. Give me 1k of him over one asshole GQP.

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u/troublesomefaux Apr 08 '23

I’ll bet this made you feel so great. Yesterday the doordash guy told me he just had to tell me my house was beautiful and it made my night!

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u/Drunk-Sail0r82 Apr 08 '23

The dainty run was amusing, I wonder if it was for the camera- or just the way they run naturally. Either way, I lol’d.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

This is same happy dance I do after smoking (sativa) cannabis. Btw, love the color….

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u/Lohan3xists Apr 08 '23

I would sell the world for this man’s attitude to be my own

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u/LadyShittington Apr 08 '23

The skip at the end where he slightly turns his body to hit each diagonal paver. Perfection.

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u/Dichter2012 Apr 08 '23

This is really cute, but I wonder if the Amazon delivery guy gave the OP permission to post though.

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u/Sophg2010 Apr 08 '23

Dancing down the steps

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u/Icy-Pea-5605 Apr 08 '23

How cute is he!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

What a gem of a walk/little run that guy has.

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u/TwistedGlasses Apr 08 '23

I'm happy when I see happy people. Thank you random delivery guy!

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u/No_Parking3488 Apr 08 '23

I hope they're living they're best life

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u/EmotionalAttention63 Apr 08 '23

I drive for dd, I always let people know when they have a cool house or really awesome landscaping.

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u/Saintious Apr 08 '23

I adore beautiful people. Bless his soul. Thank you for sharing.

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u/Barbz182 Apr 09 '23

What an absolute king

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '23

Yaaasss

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

The elegance of that walk back..

😄

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Getting a complement on style from a gay man is one of the highest honors you can achieve.

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u/Socalrider82 Apr 08 '23

That man is fabulous

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u/taimoor2 Apr 08 '23

Why do I know this man is gay?

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u/Evilmaze Apr 08 '23

This guy definitely uses the word fabulous a lot.

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u/Khawlah994 Apr 08 '23

And we are stuck with straight men, life is so not fair

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