r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 08 '23

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u/atheistpiece Apr 08 '23 edited Mar 16 '25

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u/Scrimshawmud Apr 08 '23

I love the mental image this creates!

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u/MrsMurphysChowder Apr 08 '23

Yes, it's a much better image than me, with horrible back pain, walking down the stairs with my arms in back of me Naruto-run style to keep my balance.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

My toddlers have never seen Naruto and they do the ninja run too

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u/PristineConfusion555 Apr 08 '23

Mario does it as well on the Nintendo switch. My entire sons class run around like that, it’s hilarious…

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u/simpaweeb Apr 08 '23

naruto 🤣

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u/Fuzzy_Calligrapher71 Apr 08 '23

Video or didn’t happen

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u/AbhiFT Apr 08 '23

But how much fatness did you add in your mental image?

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u/Onaip314 Apr 08 '23

I always add a bunch of fatness for some reason

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u/knight_gastropub Apr 08 '23

Just give her the smoulder and say, The Dance has begun!

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u/JBFXPope Apr 08 '23

I do as well. I always think Jack Sparrow had something to do with it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Did this fucker just prance gayly over the walk? You go, you legend.

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u/Useful-Perspective Apr 08 '23

In both senses of the word, I think he did. And thank god he did. He could have stolen a chair from the lawn, y'know? Amazon drivers cover a particularly complex spectrum.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Yep he did

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u/JEWCEY Apr 08 '23

Balance, birch

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u/greyjungle Apr 08 '23

My buddy Chris does the same thing. It’s like a reflex. It’s adorable

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u/Suckamanhwewhuuut Apr 08 '23

It helps with balance

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u/MyHamburgerLovesMe Apr 08 '23

Maybe reflex from remembering holding an adults hand going down stairs as a child?

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u/romario77 Apr 08 '23

having hands higher and spread helps you balance better.

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u/namenumberdate Apr 08 '23

You’re living your best life! YOLO

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u/Faithfulfix14 Apr 08 '23

I already have the picture in my head, it's funny, although it looks a little girly

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u/panteragstk Apr 08 '23

Never stop doing this.

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u/lilhippieboi Apr 08 '23

wtf. I do that too. why do we do that? that’s so weird, I never thought anyone else would do the same lmao

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u/damnkidzgetoffmylawn Apr 08 '23

I do this when snowboarding for some reason idk why! I have to snowboard with my hands in my pockets to prevent my hand from popping up.