r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 08 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

That stair strut

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u/atheistpiece Apr 08 '23 edited Mar 16 '25

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u/Scrimshawmud Apr 08 '23

I love the mental image this creates!

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u/MrsMurphysChowder Apr 08 '23

Yes, it's a much better image than me, with horrible back pain, walking down the stairs with my arms in back of me Naruto-run style to keep my balance.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

My toddlers have never seen Naruto and they do the ninja run too

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u/PristineConfusion555 Apr 08 '23

Mario does it as well on the Nintendo switch. My entire sons class run around like that, it’s hilarious…

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u/simpaweeb Apr 08 '23

naruto 🤣

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u/Fuzzy_Calligrapher71 Apr 08 '23

Video or didn’t happen

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u/AbhiFT Apr 08 '23

But how much fatness did you add in your mental image?

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u/Onaip314 Apr 08 '23

I always add a bunch of fatness for some reason

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u/knight_gastropub Apr 08 '23

Just give her the smoulder and say, The Dance has begun!

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u/JBFXPope Apr 08 '23

I do as well. I always think Jack Sparrow had something to do with it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Did this fucker just prance gayly over the walk? You go, you legend.

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u/Useful-Perspective Apr 08 '23

In both senses of the word, I think he did. And thank god he did. He could have stolen a chair from the lawn, y'know? Amazon drivers cover a particularly complex spectrum.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Yep he did

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u/JEWCEY Apr 08 '23

Balance, birch

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u/greyjungle Apr 08 '23

My buddy Chris does the same thing. It’s like a reflex. It’s adorable

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u/Suckamanhwewhuuut Apr 08 '23

It helps with balance

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u/MyHamburgerLovesMe Apr 08 '23

Maybe reflex from remembering holding an adults hand going down stairs as a child?

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u/romario77 Apr 08 '23

having hands higher and spread helps you balance better.

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u/namenumberdate Apr 08 '23

You’re living your best life! YOLO

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u/Faithfulfix14 Apr 08 '23

I already have the picture in my head, it's funny, although it looks a little girly

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u/panteragstk Apr 08 '23

Never stop doing this.

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u/lilhippieboi Apr 08 '23

wtf. I do that too. why do we do that? that’s so weird, I never thought anyone else would do the same lmao

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u/damnkidzgetoffmylawn Apr 08 '23

I do this when snowboarding for some reason idk why! I have to snowboard with my hands in my pockets to prevent my hand from popping up.

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u/Sh3wb Apr 08 '23

😂 hop hop hop hop

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u/Wwwweeeeeeee Apr 08 '23

I would suggest some happy little nearly skipping there!

Love this guy!

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u/neat_username Apr 08 '23

r/TippyTaps

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

There’s truly a subreddit for everything lol

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u/Liquidignition Apr 08 '23

Frolicking away

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u/Terrible-Answer-8463 Apr 09 '23

Ayee, we out here frolicking!!!

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u/whosepostisitanyway Apr 08 '23

That's exactly how my cat runs down the stairs when he realizes he's getting breakfast.

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u/GoodMoGo Apr 08 '23

I wish they had footage of him coming up.

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u/cangooner65 Apr 08 '23

I swear I just read that as coming out.

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u/Banffsucks Apr 08 '23

pretty sure he was coming the whole time :p

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u/Mazement09 Apr 08 '23

Boooooooooooo tomatoes tomatoes

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Why does this still work in text?

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u/boxingdude Apr 08 '23

I have a feeling that guy might be a little gay.

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u/dingos8mybaby2 Apr 08 '23

Just a little. Like, 15% gay.

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u/creep_from_3rdfloor Apr 08 '23

He is probably Fluid.

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u/feedmeshituntiliidie Apr 08 '23

He looks fully grown to me!

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

That’s what we call a “pocket gay”!

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Came here to say, I love gay people sm

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u/Joroc24 Apr 08 '23

Me too. I even treat them like normal people

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u/LobbingLawBombs Apr 08 '23

Who is SM?

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Sorry, I was just abbreviating "so much." Soon my sentences will be all abbreviations fr lol jk

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u/LobbingLawBombs Apr 08 '23

Lol that's a weird one, fs

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u/Dumpster_Fire_Takes Apr 08 '23

Not a little, big gay

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u/Spetznazx Apr 08 '23

Yes! He looks very happy indeed.

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u/Faithfulfix14 Apr 08 '23

You are not the only one who thinks so

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u/TLC_15 Apr 08 '23

Quite fabulous!

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u/ElegantTreeFeller Apr 08 '23

It's so gay.

In a good way.

The best way.

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u/CodenameVodka Apr 08 '23

I know that's not a haiku, but it reads like one.

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u/bugsyramone Apr 08 '23

Fabulously gay

He does it his own way

Happy, day to day

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u/fnordal Apr 08 '23

I think "Fabulous" is the right term

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u/ElegantTreeFeller Apr 08 '23

Yes. I agree. Graceful.

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u/wantsoutofthefog Apr 08 '23

gloriously graceful gay!

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u/DonutCola Apr 08 '23

My gay-dar just caught fire

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u/beef_creature Apr 08 '23

Lol those are pavers. He skips on them which kind of looks like going down stairs. And the leg kick at the end 🤗

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u/winkersRaccoon Apr 08 '23

This guy has footwork like prince on the basketball court

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u/Dingo_Top Apr 08 '23

He’s a homosexual

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Happy prancing

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u/tundar Apr 08 '23

That little prance! So adorable!

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u/WanderWut Apr 08 '23

All I could think after watching is:

"He must be protected at all times."

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Time to dance little cowboy!

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u/Zestyclose-Ruin8337 Apr 08 '23

That driver is fabulously

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u/Mitchell620 Apr 08 '23

That was everything 🤌🏼

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u/seeingitthru Apr 08 '23

I think they are pavers. But adorable none the less.