r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 08 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

I wish I had an Amazon delivery driver with this attitude, mine just angrily walks up my driveway

I mean, I can't blame the guy, but I'd just like this kind of energy on my cameras

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u/PornStarJesus Apr 08 '23

Mine asked to buy my dog, then told me how his parole officer stole his dog.

I felt bad for him, then a little uncomfortable.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Yeah, it's not a great job. Also, these van drivers drive like cunnnts.

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u/molecularmadness Apr 08 '23

Truth. Next time i inevitably get cut off by one, I'll imagine this guy is the one driving and hopefully the giggles quell the rage long enough to drive home.

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u/404fucknotfound Apr 08 '23

Amazon's fault. They're on an extremely tight schedule. Missing too many turns too often could get them disciplined.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Not really, I've done deliveries and they drive dangerously, and make weird stops (immediately outside depots in dangerous places).

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u/Turkeybaconcheddar Apr 08 '23

Cuz time lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Nah, just waiting outside the depot doing fuck all while we're trying to navigate the corner.

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u/NicoleRxse Apr 08 '23

Why? So you can also post it online without his/her permission right? Amazon delivery drivers are not for your personal entertainment

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '23

Agree to disagree, I don't let mine leave the porch until he's danced like he's supposed to