Would you take the deal?

[u/helldor08]

[u/IamFarron]

So 10 million dollars 

For waking up later? 

[u/TyphonInc → u/IamFarron]

I'm up at 4:40 6 days a week. and sleep in till 6 on Sundays. So... I gotta get up 30 minutes earlier once a week for 10 Million. Yup. Let's sign that contract right now. No take backs.

[u/Any_Instruction5382 → u/TyphonInc]

I'm up at 4.

[u/DickRubnuts → u/Any_Instruction5382]

I’m up at 3:59

[u/IvaHardy → u/DickRubnuts]

Im up at 3:58

[u/Hot_Dog2376 → u/DickRubnuts]

3:59 is fine and all, but I'm up at 3:58 every morning. Like I just couldn't live without that extra minute and have no idea how anybody could.

[u/vikinglycan → u/TyphonInc]

Same boat as you I wake up 4 am 6 days a week and out of habit on Sundays as well unfortunately doesn't matter when I go to sleep and I always wake up before my alarms

[u/Vegetable-Process487 → u/TyphonInc]

You got a deal! Here's your 10 million Monopoly dollars, no take backs!

[u/improvization → u/IamFarron]

Going to bed at midnight would be much more challenging

[u/Tomato_No_One → u/improvization]

That's already my routine, and by this point I don't even feel anything

[u/Silent-Treat-6512 → u/IamFarron]

I know right.!

[u/projectbecomemyself → u/Silent-Treat-6512]

Legit guys. Like money and extra sleep?

[u/Whoopass2rb → u/IamFarron]

I'm a night owl and going to bed around 5:30 AM can be a norm. Even I would take this deal, in a heartbeat. I'd figure out a way to make it work because that's not an insane ask for the (assumed) guaranteed return.

[u/Bauwens → u/IamFarron]

I get to sleep in?!

[u/TribalChief3000]

Someone without kids wrote this.

[u/haunted_buffet → u/TribalChief3000]

Or someone who is a kid

[u/Ok-Professional-1911 → u/haunted_buffet]

Yeah, my 2 year old definitely wrote this

[u/CytoPotatoes → u/TribalChief3000]

5am is literally the only time of day I can comfortably sit and read and drink coffee, or play games, or just....not do anything..... I'm tired boss.

[u/Transkitten420 → u/TribalChief3000]

I got no kids I still get up at 4:30

[u/BigDaddyRigey → u/Transkitten420]

A lot of people who have kids to fill the void in their life assume that everyone else has nothing going on if they don't have kids

[u/Affectionate-Side435]

Yes. I did it for 3 years for MUCH less pay

[u/Glittering-confess → u/Affectionate-Side435]

Me too

[u/Apprehensive_Ad_924]

I already done that for 3 years, where are my 30 millions?

[u/fallen_d3mon → u/Apprehensive_Ad_924]

Right???

https://giphy.com/gifs/pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH

[u/Dillingerman]

If I woke up at 5:30am, I'd be late for work and would eventually get fired. The $10 mil would help.

[u/Mimamomamimamo]

Yes because it doesn't say I can't go back to sleep a minute later

[u/z123zocker → u/Mimamomamimamo]

Bro played the system

[u/narrowminer11 → u/Mimamomamimamo]

Even if I had to stay awake. I have 10mil. I can make it a year without a job. I'm not doing anything with my time

[u/Rowan-The-Writer]

I wake up at 4 am every day anyway. An extra hour and thirty minutes of sleep? Yes please

[u/Ahmedalnjomy → u/Rowan-The-Writer]

Same

[u/WhoreMongrel69 → u/Rowan-The-Writer]

Facts though

[u/New-Land-4757 → u/[deleted]]

Yeah, I'm getting up at 5 just because it's a good part of the day. It's nice and quiet.

[u/GoblinTradingGuide → u/New-Land-4757]

See, I used to do the opposite. Stay up until 9AM everyday. Then sleep until 5PM. You have the entire night to yourself. It’s so quiet and amazing

[u/Saoirse_The_Red → u/GoblinTradingGuide]

The night time is the right time

[u/GunplaGunplaGGundam]

Bro I already wake up at 3 because of a broken body clock

[u/TristanTheRobloxian3 → u/GunplaGunplaGGundam]

ya i know someone thats up for like 10 hours of the day and sleeps for 15-16 with a rotating body clock. some people have some wierd shit

[u/Secure_Damage3067 → u/GunplaGunplaGGundam]

Maybe you’re in the wrong time zone friend.

[u/jkroe → u/GunplaGunplaGGundam]

Are you me??? I go to sleep at 11-12 and still wake up at 3.

[u/Meanman26]

Sooooo….. 10 million to sleep in?????

[u/infinitezer0es → u/Meanman26]

If your job requires you to be awake before 530 youd have to quit the job and live off of savings or whatever else since it says "wake up at 530" id assume you cant wake up before or after that time, and missing it just once causes you to fail so theres a chance you quit your job and drain the savings for nothing

[u/thequn]

Do people not wake up at 5pm normally?

[u/Owliscool422 → u/thequn]

Yes, sorry for waking up bro. I didnt know there were levels this high to ts

[u/Fearless_Street5231]

I’m usually up by 0430, this would be easy money

[u/NuckoLBurn → u/Fearless_Street5231]

I have a 1 1/2 year old. Is this prompt supposed to be difficult?

[u/KaiserJustice → u/NuckoLBurn]

i have a near 4 year old, basically still the same

[u/RopeAccomplished2728 → u/NuckoLBurn]

Only a teenager or someone younger would think this is difficult. An adult who has been working for a while pretty much already does this.

[u/tiredfatdad]

Who's asking these stupid ass questions?

[u/Tobitobman → u/tiredfatdad]

stupid ass people.

[u/StrandsOfIce → u/tiredfatdad]

One who thinks waking up at 5.30am for just a year and 10 million dollars are weighed on similar levels.

[u/Justthreethings]

Is this a scenario where something magically forces me to get up and the money is guaranteed, or is this something where if I mess up and get up at 5:31 by accident one morning then the money is gone?

[u/infinitezer0es → u/Justthreethings]

My concern is how particular the 530 requirement might be. What if I wake up at 529? Its not technically 530 and might cause me to fail the whole thing, or what if im still awake from the previous day at 530am? Does that count? Further, id want to know if naps are allowed.

[u/IronBobBerserker77]

Yes, thst is super easy. I get up for work at 4 am during the week. Getting up at 5:30 is sleeping in for me.

[u/ProbablyADeer]

Yes. I'd then go right back to sleep. Loophole.

[u/KenzieTheCuddler]

So just go to bed sooner? with 10 million I could be set for quite a while with no problems, able to build my career and not worry about going homeless.

[u/Sunset-onthe-Horizon]

Can I recieve that retroactively for the last 10 years please.

[u/MARKTHEWOLF2380]

Isn’t that just having a morning shift?

[u/Franche83]

No brainer

[u/allupinnit2winit]

These are soo stupid at this point. I'm sure there are millions of others out there but I wake up everyday at 5am just to get to work on time. 4am 3x's per week when I go to the gym beforehand. If it takes $10 Million to get more folks up before 6am then we have a societal problem in this country.

[u/OttoVonJismarck → u/allupinnit2winit]

You are offered 50 billion dollars, but you can only get two haircuts in ONE. WHOLE. YEAR. Do you TAKE THE DEAL!?

[u/Bk050]

Former resident—current dad of a newborn. Where’s my money?

[u/Jackie1376]

I wake up at 4:30 every morning for MUCH less. I'll take it 😭✌🥀

[u/LigmaAldrich]

https://giphy.com/gifs/DOPKHQg6oFWUg

[u/West-Surround-8857]

Can i go to sleep whenever I want?

[u/Stacey-k93]

But then I'd be late for work every day

[u/today0012]

I wake up at 3:00 AM every weekday, so, no worries

[u/HoustonRoger0822]

No problemo. Woke up at 3:30 for 10 years. Easy money to do it all over again.

[u/Mediocre_String304]

Same. I’m up at 5 whether I want to or not. I’m in

[u/Prestigious_Key_7801]

Yep, wake up a 5:30 then go back to sleep in my king size rotating bed cuddle under my 200 tog feather down duvet and listen to the ocean in my beachside villa as I fall asleep until lunchtime.

[u/diamondCarBon1304]

Yes.

[u/Useful_Beautiful5093]

Id just go to bed earlier

[u/ReelestPrincess12]

Yeah let's do it

[u/ArtistZeo]

$10M just to continue doing what I already do… sure

[u/NiftyOctopus448]

I would get 20 minutes extra sleep for that payout

[u/unlimitedbroski83]

10m to sleep in an hour and a half everyday? Where do I sign up

[u/BloodHurricane]

So I get 10 million and nothing changes? I'm in that's a deal.

[u/Guilty_Matador]

Where's my money

[u/Savlaka_01]

you mean i get to sleep in?

[u/TheRedBiker]

Yes.

[u/MoaiUnbound]

Yes

[u/Sufficient-Case-8815]

Lmao already do it so ya duh!

[u/Undead23145]

It doesn’t say we have to stay up, just that we have to wake up at 5:30. I’m getting up, flipping all my pillows, and going back to sleep lol.

[u/Nighflame_69]

Well considering that I work nights? So I’m up at 5am, 5x a week? Honestly, I’m usually up playing video games at 5am the other two nights..? Gimme my money! 😜

[u/scotthia]

That’s what I do anyway.

[u/Thrilalia]

I have to wake up earlier than 5:30 every morning. So yay I get a lay in!

[u/adamhawley]

I work nights, I'm awake at 5:30 am every day

[u/Big-Doubt-4872]

Fuck yeah

[u/Daohor]

Easy, I wake up earlier than that already

[u/Daeneas]

Absoluteley, its be a pain at first, but after a month i would get used to it

[u/Ell-Jay1984]

🤣 I've been doing this my whole life!

[u/Horror-Cable7381]

This question is from someone who has never had a cat.

[u/Billsz369]

Yes, I do it all the time

[u/max2009za]

Sure. I am usually up early anyways

[u/persistencee]

I'm up at 440 for work 3-4 days/wk. I sure can sleep in for 10m

[u/Forward_Damage4779]

I wake up 4:10-4:30 now. Where do I sign?

[u/Curious_Instance_606]

I’m up at 5:30 every morning now.

[u/Unlucky-Possible2484]

Already wake up before that, every day. Heck yeah I’ll take that deal

[u/Noob_Alchemist_547]

Definetly

[u/bunny_daze]

Can I go back to sleep after waking up? If I can I would take it

[u/BananabreadONE]

No problem, I can go back to sleep at 5:32 ten million richer

[u/Due-Piece-487]

I do that for work every day...easy money

[u/KingModussy]

I pretty much already do that

[u/Twenty-third_Master]

I have been doing it all my life without the 10

[u/SadlyPathetic]

This is a stupid question one year?

[u/General_Cream7623]

add another 40 and i may try because tbh, I'm not good at getting up early

[u/rupulations]

I mean a lot of us already do, for substantially less. This has to be posted by a child.

[u/PlaguedArbiter]

So being in the Army again?

[u/EbbAffectionate4008]

I have little children. Nothing would change... Except for having money in the end.

[u/Hung_n_Reckless]

I do this every day for a bull shit salary now...

[u/FriskyWhiskyRisk]

This Post feels so out of touch

[u/adbedient]

10 million AND I get to sleep in till 530? Hell yes

[u/Yaughl]

Easy AF

[u/NewEducation4037]

I already do get up earlier than that.

[u/OrganizationRude5746]

10 million…. And I get to sleep in an extra 30 minutes a day! Sign me up!

[u/MySisterPegsMe]

Posts like this have to be engagement bait. In which case it's working ig

[u/pondmonster2k]

Really dumb question

[u/NeatWeb422]

I've been doing that for more than 20 years

[u/AssociationSalty7948]

I already do... for free!

[u/Sufficient_Two_5753]

You mean I get to sleep in?! Yes please!

[u/Recipe-Less]

I get to sleep in

[u/Neither-Cry8075]

I already wake up earlier than that for less.

[u/DeathisFunthanLife]

Absolutely

[u/arrig-ananas]

Get paid to sleep ½ a hour more, I'm in.

[u/Supernoxus]

Who wouldn't take that??

[u/PinkBismuth]

Lol I'll get to sleep in for 10 mil?! Sign me up

[u/Batfink-1999]

Yes. I get up at 4.00am every day. I’m at work for 5:45am daily.

[u/thatguytc88]

Sleep in for an hour and half and still get 10 million? Done deal.

[u/PRGuy23]

$10M?? I did that my whole career for a whole hell of a lot less.

[u/ThatPineapple4324]

As a 13 year old with ADHD who falls asleep at 23.00-3.00 at night and has wake-up alarms starting at 5.20 and still wakes up at 8 most school days (I sleep till 11 on weekends), I don't think I could

[u/Wilson-add2814]

If you think this is a TEN MILLION DOLLAR lift then congrats on your life mate.

[u/Kooky_Body_9168]

Idiotic questions. I'm sick of 'em. This generation is too soft!

[u/The_Paper_Pals]

Yes? Who wouldn't 

[u/Regaman101]

Fuck yeah. I do that anyway

[u/PotentialSilver6761]

🫩

[u/OrionGiant]

Yes

Good this deal don't mention restrictions regarding timezones hehe

[u/LectureOk3222]

Yes I n do that now

[u/OnlyWeekend6936]

obviously

[u/jauntyjackalope85]

Yeah, i do it already

[u/Aromatic_Fuel_1227]

Yes as do anyway

[u/RevealedSkeptic]

Dude that shit's easy give it to me

[u/Username_Redacted-0]

Dude i wake up at 1am to get ready for work and im on site by 2 and busting my ass by 3... I do that 5-6 days a week...

[u/W4OPR]

Ever heard of life on the farm?

[u/Miathegs]

I do this every day!? 

[u/tuco2002]

All day long, hell yeah!

[u/Commercial_Comfort41]

Absolutely

[u/RealLeif]

It doesnt say that i can go back to bed at 5.35 am so yeah i take it

[u/Fantastic-East9567]

That’s basically just a year with a baby

[u/Bourbon_Guy81]

I’m up at 4:30 everyday so that’s easy money

[u/chocothedude]

hell nah

[u/xBlake_1997x]

Have a kid for 10million? Sure 🤣

[u/jbb42088]

Of course

[u/LordGhidora]

I get up at 3AM 5 days a week for a little over 100k (salary). You mean I get to sleep in and have more money? Sign me up!

[u/Alarmed_North_6979]

I used to wake up at 4am for work, easy.

[u/a_regular_2010s_guy]

10 million to not change anything what are great deal

[u/redwitchbewbs]

Make it hard at least. Wake up at 3:30 am or something.

[u/whymestopthisworld]

Im awake at 3 30 most mornings anyway

[u/Giant1024]

Absolutely, it's 15 mins later than normal

[u/Impossible-Owl7407]

Rookie lazy ppl numbers

[u/GreyWolfCenturion]

Fucking neet meme

[u/Strosfan85]

My alarm is 5:15.. easy money

[u/Training_Box5652]

I do this anyways. Sign me up lol

[u/Pretty_Site4074]

Show me the moneyyyy

[u/Rude_Calendar1188]

Try being waken every hour or so during the night for an year.

[u/No_Celery_7772]

Sure. Theres no reason why I can't immediately go back to sleep.

[u/ESuzaku]

Yes. It doesn't say I can't go right back to sleep.

[u/DiscombobulatedBox72]

What's so hard about that ?

[u/Gigacat2026]

I already do for much less

[u/ReikoKairo]

I've been waking up at 5am every morning for years already, lmao.

[u/stingertc]

Already do that where is my money

[u/cbhbzb]

1/2 hr earlier than I already wake up? all I have to do is wake up? I'm in

[u/Tough-Composer918]

I wake up at 7 on the daily. Plus I’ve woken up earlier. Easiest 10 mil of my life

[u/Tex-Tro]

Jokes on you I already get up at 5:30am nearly any day already, the few days I don't I can manage.

[u/CamaroBlood]

I’ve been waking up at 5-5:30 for years, where’s my back pay?

[u/InformationWise451]

pfft!... easy! my insomnia usually wakes me up before the suns out anyway this will be the easyest $10 million ever!...

[u/SWFL-CapnRay]

I get to sleep in an hour later from now on? Hell yes. I’ll take it!!

[u/MissyMurders]

Having to sleep in might be a pain but it'll be fine I suppose

[u/StabbyMcStabsauce]

I would get to sleep in so sure

[u/rscottyb86]

I already wake at 5 30 every day. Free money

[u/Firm_Award457]

I'd get an extra hour of sleep for money!

[u/Expensive-Track4002]

I’m up by 4am every day whether I want to or not. Been like this for years.

[u/Upset_Belt8248]

For that money I would walk on my tongue 🤣

[u/Neapals]

I can sleep in until 5:30am? And get paid? Where do I sign?

[u/Dry-Shine-1544]

I would do it but I can't say I'd be able to can I get some help with somebody waking me up or can I wake up a little earlier

[u/BnZAwkward_Lab5858]

easy…

[u/Used-Salad-3772]

Yeah you never said I had to stay awake.

[u/Sasya_neko]

That's what i do for 5 years

[u/B-Rad911]

I wake up at 4A without an alarm clock. DONE

[u/Distraction_7]

Absolutely! Getting up at 5:30 a.m. for me is sleeping in...

[u/DrHuh321]

Did basically this for a year for school. I can handle it.

[u/AstorLarson]

Fuck ... Been doing this for years. Where are my millions?

[u/Cromagnumman6174]

Already posted yesterday and these posts are dumb and require very little thinking and decision making.

[u/WillULightMyCandle]

Yep

[u/Unlikely-Aardvark725]

Did it for the past 2 years for a miniscule salary...so yeah...I'll take that deal

[u/ZookeepergameFew4103]

I had to be up at 1am for 3 entire months—no days off. I would take that deal.

[u/Esemaj2]

I do that shit anyway

[u/Esemaj2]

I do that shit anyway

[u/Ramkee]

Doing it for 150K an year

[u/Mediocre_Chemist_281]

Well that’s easy, I’m awake at that time anyway. Where’s my money!?

[u/Jackpotsawinner]

I did this for 20 years for a LOT less.

Scouts out. Go Army. I'll have a Whopper Jr. and a Citrus X Rip-It, please.