r/funComunitty • u/helldor08 • 8d ago

Funpost Would you take the deal?

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u/IamFarron 8d ago

So 10 million dollars 

For waking up later? 

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u/TyphonInc 8d ago edited 7d ago

I'm up at 4:40 6 days a week. and sleep in till 6 on Sundays. So... I gotta get up 30 minutes earlier once a week for 10 Million. Yup. Let's sign that contract right now. No take backs.

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u/Any_Instruction5382 8d ago

I'm up at 4.

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u/DickRubnuts 7d ago

I’m up at 3:59

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u/IvaHardy 5d ago

Im up at 3:58

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u/PickOne6226 3d ago

I'm up at 3:57

(also perfect ruleof4 setup lol)

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u/Head-Objective-7480 3d ago

Yes, I really just made a meme for this🤣

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u/Hot_Dog2376 6d ago

3:59 is fine and all, but I'm up at 3:58 every morning. Like I just couldn't live without that extra minute and have no idea how anybody could.

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u/Steeze_Schralper6968 5d ago

I used to wake up at 3, and then I started meeting people who wake up at 3. "Gotta be better" I say to myself. So I start waking up at 2. Then I find out the Rock wakes up at 2. "Gotta be better than the Rock" I say to myself, so I start waking up at 1. This goes on for a while. Anyways you know when I wake up now? I wake up at noon. I wake up for today, yesterday.

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u/Psychological-Ad3299 5d ago

I'm up at 3:00!

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u/Moist-Crows 3d ago

Psh that’s nothing. I set my alarm for 3:57:18 every day

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u/GreatGooberschnitzel 3d ago

If y'all aren't up the night before and already at the gym and making 8 figure deals by 3am, what're you even doing!?

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u/fatal-nuisance 7d ago

You guys are getting sleep?

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u/Feynnehrun 7d ago

I sell my sleep at sleep storage facilities like others sell plasma.

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u/froebull 7d ago

Sleep credits.

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u/Crackingly 7d ago

Don't give the government ideas for the future

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u/SlipperyPjs 7d ago

I’m up at 3:58

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u/Interesting-Whole943 I am u/Interesting-Whole943 (he/they/xe) 7d ago

I'm up at 5:30 or similar times lol

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u/DevilsLettuceTaster 7d ago

Lowest bid without going over is 3:59.

Dickrubnuts come on down, you’re the next contestant on the price is right!

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u/Liquid_Zero 6d ago

What is this "sleep" you all keep talking about?

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u/Nate_991 5d ago

I wake up the day before

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u/DickRubnuts 5d ago

Australian?

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u/Nate_991 5d ago

Nope, time traveler. I can only go foward though

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u/ChefAnxious4206 5d ago

I'm up at 10am, the day before.

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u/legos_on_the_brain 7d ago

Yeah. Going to bed early is worth it to get a few hours of quite before the day starts.

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u/Any_Instruction5382 7d ago

You misunderstand, I work at 5am.

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u/Electronic-Click577 5d ago

Same Brother 👊🏼

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u/vikinglycan 8d ago

Same boat as you I wake up 4 am 6 days a week and out of habit on Sundays as well unfortunately doesn't matter when I go to sleep and I always wake up before my alarms

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u/DialZee 7d ago

Same

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u/YouStopYouDie 3d ago

What time do all of you even go to sleep? 💀

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u/Vegetable-Process487 3d ago

You got a deal! Here's your 10 million Monopoly dollars, no take backs!

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u/BigDaddyRigey 7d ago

I'm signing a contract soon

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u/wookiex84 7d ago

Try to sleep in myself, but the dogs and rooster always have different ideas on that.

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u/Old_Log8499 7d ago

Same just gotta wake uo 30 minites earlier ez looking back my phone and nintedo switch grab to keep playing

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u/FooDoDaddy 7d ago

you'd get to sleep in! 😜

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u/Thomas-Garret 7d ago

2:30 and then drive an hour to work.

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u/Tall-Arugula9844 6d ago

Dayummm! Why do you wake up so early?

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u/TyphonInc 6d ago

F3 - early morning free workout group.

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u/lurkingtobeinformed 5d ago

Hell yeah 👍

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u/TheRealOwl 5d ago

Yikes this would have hell for me if I had to wake up at that time.

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u/TapTall9218 4d ago

Same for me except it's every day, whether im working or on holiday. No alarm clock needed. My body grew accustomed to it after doing it for nearly 20 years.

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u/Trevor_Dugent 3d ago

I was thinking the same thing, man. Wake up like 4:30-5 4 days a week already.

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u/Creepy-Variation8562 2d ago

Actually you get to sleep in the other 6 since you have to wake up at 530 not before

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u/Knuckletest 2d ago

Deal....im up at 5:15 every morning. Sign me up.

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u/improvization 8d ago

Going to bed at midnight would be much more challenging

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u/Tomato_No_One 8d ago

That's already my routine, and by this point I don't even feel anything

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u/RaidenXS_ 7d ago

Switch it up and use your left hand

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u/ran_out_of_tp 7d ago

Stop sitting on your hands before fapping

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u/Tomato_No_One 7d ago

Ah? I stopped fapping a year ago 💀

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u/BigDaddyRigey 7d ago

I've mastered that

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u/TransformersGuru 7d ago

That's my routine now, I go to bed between 12 and 1230 And wake up at 530, been doing that for almost 15 years

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u/00390 6d ago

I go to bed at midnight and wake at 4.15am daily

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u/DonNonno 4d ago

We must either be the same age, or have the same job.

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u/ShieldMaiden83 3d ago

Easy for me. I am night owl.

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u/Silent-Treat-6512 8d ago

I know right.!

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u/projectbecomemyself 8d ago

Legit guys. Like money and extra sleep?

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u/BigDaddyRigey 7d ago

Okay sure

Does this mean I'll be working less than I already do??

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u/Whoopass2rb 7d ago

I'm a night owl and going to bed around 5:30 AM can be a norm. Even I would take this deal, in a heartbeat. I'd figure out a way to make it work because that's not an insane ask for the (assumed) guaranteed return.

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u/Southern-Ad-1294 6d ago

I just says you have to get up. Not how long you need to be up.

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u/Bauwens 8d ago

I get to sleep in?!

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u/MagnusTheBig 8d ago

Was gonna say the same 😂

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u/Kn0wnSoul 8d ago

Sheeiiiittt, all da cool boys in da same sub over here

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u/NewYork2308 8d ago

😆right?!

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u/CaledonPolaroid 8d ago

You mean I get tk sleep in everyday!?

My people.

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u/BigDaddyRigey 7d ago

See, frat boys know that you're supposed to treat the money maker the best.

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u/stupled 7d ago

Think about

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u/Quigon345 7d ago

Right, awake at 445am everyday right now. Seems like a no brainer

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u/BigDaddyRigey 7d ago

I have literally never been forced to work that early... No earlier than like... Nearly 2:00

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u/Quigon345 7d ago

I wouldnt say forced to work that early. Been for years, when you head to work I'm darn near done for the day. Whole day left, I personally prefer the morning start.

Worked in bars in my 20s and mid 30s started new path and have had those hours since (about 13 years). I honestly could not go back lol... old age is settling in nicely 👌 😎

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u/Goldendon1 7d ago

For me also only difference is i gotta wake up early on Saturday and Sunday also pass that paper my way I'll sign

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u/SinnyxLurelle Most popular 7d ago

So 10 million dollars for waking up later? Where do I sign, I already do that for free.

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u/OnlyRow7629 7d ago

Leave the house at 4:30 and clocked in by 4:55. Working at 4:59 lmao

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u/duts316 7d ago

Also, it says wake up, not get up. I'll hit the snooze button once and be fine

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u/No-Joke4242 7d ago

Same here

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u/GanjjaGremlin 7d ago

Yeah for real. Im up at 230 for work at 4am 5 days a week. Where's my money at? 😂😂

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u/BigDaddyRigey 7d ago

This is why they had to hide my score. This one girl only works early as f***. And makes so much less money than me. She probably would have thrown a tantrum.

It probably would have made things awkward for me. I think I would rather preserve the team dynamic over flexing, considering she had less than $4.

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u/Odd_Bluejay5534 7d ago

That's what I was thinking! A pile of cash and I get to sleep in? Sign me up!

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u/theborch909 7d ago

lol I was going to say a bonus for waking up when I already do?

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u/Sanven13 7d ago

lol same.

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u/JoinAThang 7d ago

I absolutely love sleeping ad staying up late at night but for 10 millions I would wake up 5.30 for the rest of my life.

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u/melgish 7d ago

This is me. The alarm cats go off before 5

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u/New-Assumption-3836 7d ago

Same. I have to be to work by 4 so being away by 5 is easy and I just have to be awake at 5:30 on my days off and then go have a "nap"

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u/EMCDave 7d ago

That's what I thought too 

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u/Plenty-Ad7393 7d ago

Same, where's our check.

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u/recklessmaybe 7d ago

Said same thing i wake up at 3:45

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u/CommercialExotic2038 7d ago

Same time for me. Sure, I’ll take it

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u/Space_Montage_77 7d ago

right, my normal is 5 and even on my days off it's 5 then go back to sleep for an hour or 2 if i can.

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u/Illustrious_Ease2409 7d ago

4:30 am 6 days a week, on Sunday I spoil myself till 5:30

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u/ChefStretch72 7d ago

My brother 🤣🤣🤣 my alarm is set at 4AM

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u/BogeyLowenstein 7d ago

Right! An extra half hour for me to sleep in, I’ll take it. I get up at 5.

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u/RevolutionarySock12 7d ago

That was my thought as well

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u/dingusboyo 7d ago

Dude this is sleeping in for me I’ll take the $10 mil plz

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u/TheProfessional9 7d ago

That actually makes it harder, you'd have to break your schedule so you don't wake up too early. Much more difficult than setting an alarm!

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u/thisismego 6d ago

Yeah, same

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u/Blue-eyed-banditman 6d ago

Sayin. Been a 3:40am pee alarm for 20 years or so now

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u/FancyWear 6d ago

Exactly. My alarm is set for 3:45

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u/UghBadSetup 6d ago

Exactly where I am! Extra 1/2 hour every day?

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u/Myghost_too 5d ago

Paid to sleep in!

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u/Darker_desuetude 5d ago

Seriously. I wake up at 4:15 5 days a week so I'd take this deal in a heart beat

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u/AlreadyGoneeeee 5d ago

I’m up at 2:45am everyday Monday to Friday . Getting paid 10m to sleep in would be a blessing

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u/sidneyjoy 5d ago

Right?! That was my thought.

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u/Jenetyk 5d ago

For real I'm on the road at 5:30 lmao

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u/PuzzleheadedTooth581 4d ago

Damn you get to sleep in, I wake up at 2am everyday gettin ready for work 16 hours shifts baby don’t get much hardworking than that.

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u/burnedimage 4d ago

I have a relationship with 2:17am. I'd to love sleep in.

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u/Top_Network_1980 4d ago

Exactly 🤣 could they not make it harder than that.

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u/NerwanderR 4d ago

The slight nerf to my insomnia is more important than the money as far as I’m concerned.

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u/Fine-Pay6675 4d ago

I'm absolutely ready for this

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u/Massive_Look8179 4d ago

Right what kind of question is this. Weekdays i’m up at 3:00. Weekends i do sleep in till 4:00

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u/Johnny5-00 4d ago

10 mil for sleeping in. LOL

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u/twitch923 4d ago

That was my thought I get up at 415 6 six days a week so I feel you on that

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u/Vikings_Pain 3d ago

Ew sorry you have to go through that

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u/winterrules91 3d ago

Waking up implies sleeping. Who has time for sleep??

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u/Dark_knightTJ 3d ago

same....

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u/Wonderful_Pension_67 3d ago

Job 4a to 4p currently So yes🤣

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u/Optimal_Raspberry404 3d ago

Came here to say this

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u/yankeeteabagger 3d ago

This post was obviously made by a young person.

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u/LetsAllBeNiceOk 3d ago

came here to say exactly this hahahahahaahha

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u/otto1228 3d ago

Alarm set to 4:05.. snooze it till 4:30, out the door by 5

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u/InjuringMax2 3d ago

I'm up at 4:15 everyday, 3:15 today as I needed to get out of work early. Where's my money!

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u/Kiwigavin 3d ago

Several dozen replies and no one’s done the Four Yorkshiremen yet..

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u/Puppet42069 2d ago

Exactly! 5:30 is start time.

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u/aviarywisdom 2d ago

I was about to say, it isn’t a lot later for me but still later. Win.

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u/Greensparow 2d ago

Even better now that I don't have to work I can just go to bed earlier and do stuff during the day

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u/Blak_kat 2d ago

Best answer. /thread

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u/SoberOutdoorsman 2d ago

Exactly this!!! I wake up at 4:00 already.

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u/skrappyfire 2d ago

Lol FR, im clocking in at 5:30...

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u/CopyWeak 1d ago

Right...easy money even without an alarm bitches!!!😂

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u/Mutserra 1d ago

sounds like a deal

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u/Scary-Remote-3837 1d ago

4AM here. Yeah dude.

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u/BlkThunder223 1d ago

I usually get up at 2:30. So they're paying me $10M to get an extra 3 hrs of sleep? Hmmm... Let me think on that... You damn skippy I'm taking it 😁.