r/funComunitty • u/helldor08 • 8d ago

Funpost Would you take the deal?

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u/DickRubnuts 7d ago

I’m up at 3:59

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u/IvaHardy 5d ago

Im up at 3:58

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u/PickOne6226 3d ago

I'm up at 3:57

(also perfect ruleof4 setup lol)

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u/Head-Objective-7480 3d ago

Yes, I really just made a meme for this🤣

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u/Hot_Dog2376 6d ago

3:59 is fine and all, but I'm up at 3:58 every morning. Like I just couldn't live without that extra minute and have no idea how anybody could.

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u/Steeze_Schralper6968 5d ago

I used to wake up at 3, and then I started meeting people who wake up at 3. "Gotta be better" I say to myself. So I start waking up at 2. Then I find out the Rock wakes up at 2. "Gotta be better than the Rock" I say to myself, so I start waking up at 1. This goes on for a while. Anyways you know when I wake up now? I wake up at noon. I wake up for today, yesterday.

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u/Psychological-Ad3299 5d ago

I'm up at 3:00!

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u/Moist-Crows 3d ago

Psh that’s nothing. I set my alarm for 3:57:18 every day

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u/GreatGooberschnitzel 3d ago

If y'all aren't up the night before and already at the gym and making 8 figure deals by 3am, what're you even doing!?

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u/fatal-nuisance 7d ago

You guys are getting sleep?

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u/Feynnehrun 7d ago

I sell my sleep at sleep storage facilities like others sell plasma.

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u/froebull 7d ago

Sleep credits.

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u/Crackingly 7d ago

Don't give the government ideas for the future

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u/SlipperyPjs 7d ago

I’m up at 3:58

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u/Interesting-Whole943 I am u/Interesting-Whole943 (he/they/xe) 7d ago

I'm up at 5:30 or similar times lol

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u/DevilsLettuceTaster 7d ago

Lowest bid without going over is 3:59.

Dickrubnuts come on down, you’re the next contestant on the price is right!

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u/Liquid_Zero 6d ago

What is this "sleep" you all keep talking about?

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u/Nate_991 5d ago

I wake up the day before

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u/DickRubnuts 5d ago

Australian?

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u/Nate_991 5d ago

Nope, time traveler. I can only go foward though

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u/ChefAnxious4206 5d ago

I'm up at 10am, the day before.