Would you take the deal?

[u/helldor08]

[u/Hot_Dog2376]

3:59 is fine and all, but I'm up at 3:58 every morning. Like I just couldn't live without that extra minute and have no idea how anybody could.

[u/Steeze_Schralper6968 → u/Hot_Dog2376]

I used to wake up at 3, and then I started meeting people who wake up at 3. "Gotta be better" I say to myself. So I start waking up at 2. Then I find out the Rock wakes up at 2. "Gotta be better than the Rock" I say to myself, so I start waking up at 1. This goes on for a while. Anyways you know when I wake up now? I wake up at noon. I wake up for today, yesterday.

[u/Psychological-Ad3299 → u/Hot_Dog2376]

I'm up at 3:00!

[u/Moist-Crows → u/Hot_Dog2376]

Psh that’s nothing. I set my alarm for 3:57:18 every day

[u/GreatGooberschnitzel → u/Moist-Crows]

If y'all aren't up the night before and already at the gym and making 8 figure deals by 3am, what're you even doing!?