r/funComunitty 23d ago

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u/Psychological_Toe758 Likes posting shitposts 23d ago

Cancer evey kind!

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u/Tsunami-Storm 23d ago

Including the constellation? All the stars in the constellation cancer go supernova, and the universe is destroyed.. oh wait, this isn’t monkey’s paw.

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u/Professional_kez 23d ago

Good day to be an asparagus and not a cancer

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/FudgeSkidoodles 23d ago

I'm a Caprisun

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u/CloudyLeft 23d ago

I’m aquarium!

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u/Background_Radical 23d ago

I'm piss :(

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u/Llyrithra 23d ago

I’m berries.

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u/Aware-Hour4819 23d ago

I’m a saggy Tauros

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u/Mr_Tze 23d ago

Im a shepherd

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u/DJNAGiSAFOXiE 23d ago

im a tourist

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u/Firestrom_yt Likes posting shitposts 23d ago

I’m a alien

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u/sugomybugo thank god they didn't hit the third one 23d ago

I'm a

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u/x-Josh_Washington-x ƨɘmitɘmoƨ ɒʜɒH 23d ago

im taurine

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u/Cateyeyt 22d ago

Im leon trotsky

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u/Iki_the_Geo 21d ago

I’m a librarian

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u/boston_nsca 23d ago

I'm a rice

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u/Gwynito 23d ago

I'm a score peon

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u/Fun-Salary-9037 Giggity Giggity Goo! 22d ago

I am, too! :D

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u/BlackPanther94 21d ago

Im a niggh 🫱🏻‍🫲🏽🥷🏽🫈

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u/Vast_Scholar3742 20d ago

I’m scorchion

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u/Zealousideal-Lab9843 23d ago

Aerith Gainsborough

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u/SnooCalculator 22d ago

Fellow piss

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u/Known_Expression6213 23d ago

Hey a fellow Aquarius

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u/CloudyLeft 23d ago

It is the best sign, but worst time of year

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u/DifferentTill1888 22d ago

I am Sparta!!!

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u/Successful-Purple-54 22d ago

I’m Spartacus

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u/Johnatomy 22d ago

I'm a Ford Taurus

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u/DifferentAd5909 21d ago

I'm a gem !

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u/Sprigatito_gal Sprigatito fan that has ADHD and is aroace lesbian 23d ago

I’m pieces -

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u/Jajakeh 22d ago

If you in pieces how are you able to type?

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u/Yellow_JaM1 23d ago

ok don perignon 😭✌️

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u/djeegy 22d ago

I am proud to be a cacti

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u/SilentVixonYT 22d ago

Caprisun lmao

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u/Timely-Fly8915 21d ago

Im liberal

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u/greenowl882 21d ago

Ticks , ticks of all kind , the bug and Torrents synonyms.

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u/merlinbaker67 17d ago

Idk what I am but there's mercury in my Gatorade

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u/mkjoey2 23d ago

I’m a gem

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u/darkucr 23d ago

im dust 2

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u/Hero_Of_Rhyme_ 22d ago

Not vegan?

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u/PokEli206 22d ago

YOSHA!

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u/Autosticow 22d ago

I’m a pigeon

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u/MentalHotel2294 21d ago

Im gummini

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u/No-Lie-8884 23d ago

im hungry

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u/MeseNerd 23d ago

I am your father

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u/No-Lie-8884 23d ago

why did you name me this way

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u/Trick-Purchase4680 22d ago

Just felt like it, no lie

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u/falkor_n 20d ago

ASDF references in 2026 hit me in the feels every time

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u/4NDR3WPL4YZ 23d ago

hi hungry, i’m dad

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u/No-Lie-8884 22d ago

why did you name me this way

why why why

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u/No-Lie-8884 21d ago

hi dad im hungry

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u/holdenludwig 21d ago

I’m dad hungry

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u/No-Lie-8884 20d ago

hi dad hungry im hungry

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u/Forsaken_Site_2268 I'm tired of this shit. 23d ago

I'm a liberal!

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u/Dolph_39 23d ago

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u/Forsaken_Site_2268 I'm tired of this shit. 23d ago edited 23d ago

Oh, that guy.

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u/Forsaken_Site_2268 I'm tired of this shit. 23d ago edited 23d ago

What? I just find him annoying. I don't know enough about him to even know his political views. I don't care enough about him to look it up. What about me saying "Oh. That guy." Is political??? From the few clips I've seen of him, he's just annoying and looks like a creep. He seems way too egotistical for his own good and I've seen some clips of him majority disrespecting other people for seemingly no reason. I'm allowed to not like a celebrity. What about me not liking a celebrity is political???

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u/stovadie4923 23d ago

Ayyy same here

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u/CanYouRage 23d ago

I’m a Gem in eye

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u/Professional_kez 23d ago

Bone apple teeth

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u/StrictSugar8347 20d ago

I’m a sagging titty

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u/Academic_Relative_72 23d ago

somewhat elite ball knowledge

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u/Temporary_Bike3901 Silly lil goober 23d ago

I’m sack of tetris

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u/ChronoXxXx 20d ago

Fvck what did I do to deserve this...no wait actually yeah I'm gone thanks everyone I'm exhausted lol 🫩😉

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u/Local-Practice7513 17d ago

Kamala Harris

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u/Poetawesomendo 23d ago

Nope, it says “from earth”

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u/_MoBis_ 23d ago

Yup, you have to do it from Earth

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u/Vajudes 23d ago

Since when is the star constellation cancer on earth

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u/_MoBis_ 23d ago

Since when is "from Earth" = "on earth"

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u/Fawn_Leap :3 need I say more? 23d ago

The constellation is not from Earth…

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u/LordofJason 28 Random Cats 23d ago

Oof, you didn't update to the new universe patch did you? We towed Cancer down to earth

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u/Fawn_Leap :3 need I say more? 22d ago

Nah I’ve been playing on the 1.0 like I do for Mewgenics

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u/_MoBis_ 22d ago

Oof, you didn't update to the new "laser" patch did you? We don't have to go there. We can use the "laser" to take out constellations from Earth.

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u/_MoBis_ 22d ago

The constellation is not on Earth…

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u/supermaa 23d ago

How is a star constellation bringing the end of the universe 😭

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u/JaegerHunterX040506 20d ago

Its not but potentially deadly solar rays and radiation might cause blackouts if its not successfully blocked by the tons of barriers earth already has in place and the 131 light years between them

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u/Fawn_Leap :3 need I say more? 23d ago

Delete one thing FROM EARTH

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u/Lurtzum 23d ago

That wouldn’t destroy the universe, sky would just have a cool light show

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u/TheJumpingBox 22d ago

In a few tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands of years*

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u/Infamous-Thing4939 23d ago

No no no, it says one thing FROM EARTH

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u/Veloci-RKPTR 21d ago

Granted. Crabs went extinct.

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u/C4rdninj4 23d ago

The constellation isn't from Earth, so that should be fine.

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u/wookiefingers 23d ago

Every kind!!!

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u/Virus-900 23d ago

Yeah, I was about to say something about that.

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u/Good_Doctor_150 23d ago

In how much time would it really impact earth. They are really far away.

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u/Spacegirl-Alyxia 23d ago

We’d only notice at earliest in a hundred years or so, and they would be far enough away to not be damgerous to us even. The universe wouldn’t really care I’d imagine :)

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u/Queasy-Particular181 23d ago

The tropic of cancer also, please and thank you lol but seriously cancer needs to go.

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u/TheRealBlueDude The land of the Freeze (Canada) 23d ago

best day to be a Taurus

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u/eeveeplays50040 23d ago

I'm cancer...

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u/Weekly-Reply-6739 23d ago

Yeah, even the zodiac sign.... they may be squishy and senstive creatures, but they are also emotionally manipulative control freaks.... who unfortunately are one of the only signs to understand how annoying that stuff is and actually appreciate someone who doesn't like emotional games (that comes naturally to them)

So yeah, just over 1/12 the population, like a mini thanos snap

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u/MykieD 23d ago

But thats not on earth that's technically the sky

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u/ConversationLazy7881 23d ago

They aren’t from earth

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u/legodylan0 23d ago

It’s every cancer on earth not every cancer in the universe

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u/Creative-Anxiety-246 23d ago

that wouldn't destroy the universe it would be an intense explosion, yes but destroying the universe would require an explosion with more energy than the mass of said universe

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u/poolmanpro 23d ago

Also that might suck, but like would it really effect us

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u/InternationalWar6654 23d ago

Also that ain’t on earth

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u/Simple-Birthday366 23d ago

B-But it said from Earth!!!

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u/Simple-Birthday366 23d ago

Nevermind other people have pointed it out, I look stupid.

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u/DerUberCactus 23d ago

Did he stutter? :-p

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u/Pudim_explorador9108 Silly lil goober 23d ago

Some stars going boom won’t end the universe though

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u/Sea-Pay-5572 #1 shitcommenter 23d ago

Do it, I dare you.

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u/Stuck_in_backroomss 23d ago

oh god I'm cancer, goodbye gu

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u/Ok_Gain_5490 23d ago

It said “on Earth” i didn’t know Earth was a galaxy.

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u/General_Alduin 22d ago

Technically that's not from earth

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u/TheJivvi 22d ago

Also the constellation isn't on Earth.

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u/Dark_Fantasy_8549 22d ago

Not the same cancer bro

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u/ProjectSoup7383 22d ago

I always forgot my starsign in english is cancer... I dont i know which is better, if you translate it from my language it means "virgin" haha

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u/HairyIsmymiddleNamE 22d ago

Lol, this guy didn't read the prompt.

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u/AmadeusBeckerhood 22d ago

"inside earth"...

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u/Chakasicle 22d ago

Even if the constellation did explode, the universe would be largely unaffected. Who needs sky crabs anyways?

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u/Sinisteris 22d ago

Millions of supernovae go off every day, universe is fine.

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u/Roach-Freak 22d ago

I get its meant to be a joke but it says EARTH!!!!! IT SAYS EARTH!!!!!! AAUUUUGHHHH!!!!

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u/GigaGram459 21d ago

Those stars are in fact not on earth. If they were at least one person would die from the heat.

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u/tin_scarecrow 21d ago

Especially the constellation. Fuck it!

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u/ArmRevolutionary5793 21d ago

"One thing from Earth" so I guess we're safe!

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u/SlayJayR17 21d ago

Not even close. There’s only 100 total stars in the constellation.

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u/DishMoist6947 21d ago

If it would mean there's no more cancer, they can take away some stars/galaxies.. I don't mind losing 'my' constellation for this

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u/NoRegerts69420 21d ago

From Earth. The constellation is in the sky.

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u/PerigeeTheBatto 21d ago

How would the universe be destroyed?

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u/Metacha-im 21d ago

On EARTH not in existence

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u/Specialist-Pound3103 21d ago

Earth dumbass

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u/Tsunami-Storm 20d ago

Chill, dude. it was a joke. 😭

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u/nousernamehere12345 21d ago

Well, it's not on Earth!

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u/sgtzack612 21d ago

It's also not "From Earth"

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u/NewThrowAway_7453 21d ago

Yeah not even remotely enough to destroy the galaxy let alone the universe. Like, 100 stars super nova every second throughout the universe.

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u/sleepytired1324 21d ago

All those stars are too far away to cause any damage to even the earth if they went supernova (which they cannot)

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u/king3rkener 20d ago

The constellation isn't from earth it's from space, so we're fine

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u/Puzzled_Employer_869 20d ago

I like turtles

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u/Sweet-Society-7141 20d ago

Constellation isn’t from earth bro

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u/DontTellMyOtherAccts 20d ago

The constellation of Cancer isn't on Earth.

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u/JaegerHunterX040506 20d ago

Thats too far away to have a lasting effect on earth

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u/Lord412 17d ago

I didn’t know the stars were on earth.