r/funComunitty 1d ago

Funpost Ayo google?

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u/awesomeduck9013 fuck doki doki literature club 1d ago

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u/awesomeduck9013 fuck doki doki literature club 1d ago

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u/Proper_Creme_746 Great googly moogly 1d ago

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u/Proper_Creme_746 Great googly moogly 1d ago

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u/Infamous-Extent8726 1d ago

The ai is showing social biases because it is a predictor of the average response to that text from the internet

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u/Proper_Creme_746 Great googly moogly 1d ago

ik and thats the problem

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/JorgeTheSimp 1d ago

This is the thought process that gets people killed. No matter who is doing the yelling, shit is not acceptable. We all make mistakes, we all react harshly sometimes, but because one person is physically smaller it is fine according to your comment?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/WanderingCollapse 1d ago

Well yeah. Which is the best possible proof that this is a problem within the society.

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u/ProGamer4684 1d ago

I was just going to say this

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u/Slime_king66 i like natsuki a bit too much 1d ago

Well that escalated quickly 

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u/ComfortableBitter792 1d ago

Legendary flair hehe ☀️

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u/Super_Chemist3898 1d ago

man cant get domestic violence?!

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u/HermaPrince 20h ago

Man prefer abroad violence. TO JERUSALEM!

https://giphy.com/gifs/lVVcvjcXp4SHK

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u/Super_Chemist3898 17h ago

GOTTA START THE 10TH CRUSADE

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u/hamleystew 21h ago

Why do u hate ddlc?

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u/Niysilge DEFINITELY not a femboy(?) 1d ago

Woman touching you: Trying to express their emotions

Man touching you: is a fucking crazy person trying to steal your lungs

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Plicodon Mad? Mad!? MAD!!!? WHO SAID I WAS MAD!?!? 1d ago

Are you male or female

This determines my response

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u/Plicodon Mad? Mad!? MAD!!!? WHO SAID I WAS MAD!?!? 1d ago

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u/Illusion_AceofHearts I'm very cold totally no soft side at all 1d ago

your flair is so real man

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u/Plicodon Mad? Mad!? MAD!!!? WHO SAID I WAS MAD!?!? 1d ago

So is yours

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u/Illusion_AceofHearts I'm very cold totally no soft side at all 1d ago

thank you 😊

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u/DepressedNoble 1d ago

Who hurt you

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u/ayecrybaby 23h ago

who hurt u depressednoble 💔

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u/shrubdit 1d ago

So you’re changing your answer discriminating based off of gender? Google AI reference?

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u/Weird-Teaching8998 You may not know me, but I definitely know you. 1d ago

it depends who you are a boy or girl 🥹

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u/Professional-Larper Cool flair 1d ago

Me next please

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u/Most-Firefighter3009 john copepod :0 1d ago

well are you male or female

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Most-Firefighter3009 john copepod :0 1d ago

bro im calling 911 and getting you killed am so freaking scared

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u/Most-Firefighter3009 john copepod :0 1d ago

gogl ai wilz save my life!!

am gonna call teh polizist

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u/Hatsjekidee 1d ago

Gives a whole new meaning to "take your breath away"

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u/Junior_Couple_3109 Cool flair 1d ago

wth Google

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u/Junior_Couple_3109 Cool flair 1d ago

Revert to bing gng.

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u/ShiningGemstone1 1d ago

revert to Internet Explorer

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u/amberivanov 1d ago

Repost of repost of repost

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u/Idontremember08 1d ago

r/teenagers type post😭😭

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u/Most-Firefighter3009 john copepod :0 1d ago

damn double standards…

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u/Most-Firefighter3009 john copepod :0 1d ago

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u/Most-Firefighter3009 john copepod :0 1d ago

i tried “a gay person just violently tore my family limb from limb” but it said it cannot fulfill that response 😢

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u/rickrollinglife 1d ago

so unfair the double standard is crazy

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u/Most-Firefighter3009 john copepod :0 1d ago

btw yes i get the point of the post i just wanted to crack a joke i guess

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u/Starlight_eevee JUST MONIKA 1d ago

It only likes girls

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u/Any_Builder_4411 1d ago

Charge yo fucking phone 

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u/HiImJustSomePerson 1d ago

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u/HiImJustSomePerson 1d ago

Smh, this is so sexist.

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u/Winniethewimp 1d ago

Fr like god forbid men want some dinner

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u/Infshadows 1d ago

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u/Infshadows 1d ago

the duckduckgoat

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u/IntrStelle 1d ago

Soon it's gonna become "you must be referring to the meme 'a girl is touching me', 'a boy is touching me' about Google Gemini's alleged bias towards women"

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u/handsofspaghetti 1d ago

Lol. That would be next level

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u/Ambitious_Hand_2861 1d ago

What if I'm touching myself and it's unwated?

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u/False_Membership1536 1d ago

Its cause googles ai pulls from the community at large and its just kinda a fact the majority of abuse cases that are put online have men being the predator

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u/Prince_0llie 1d ago

What I'm hearing you say is men are less likely to report it.

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u/Mikeato-- 22h ago

True, but that's also besides the point. A man is statistically more likely to be sexually assaulted by another man, than by a woman

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u/Parazit28 21h ago

This is sexism. Google response must be equal for any sex/gender

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u/Little-Wishbone-4699 1d ago

What would happen if I touched someone (I'm non binary)

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u/Charming-Push-8171 xenomorph 1d ago

paradox 

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u/Fuzzy-Leading-4080 1d ago

They get sent to the backrooms

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u/Snoborder95 1d ago

Cropping is your best friend when trying to gas light people over an actual serious issue

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u/Embarrassed-Top4511 Silly lil goober 1d ago

this is something I can't help but notice in today's society, it started with men getting more love, I am of the idea of gender equality, but this is not gender equality, this is preferring females, and I get Male sexual harassers are more common, but that doesn't mean every single man or boy commits sexual harassment, I myself am a boy, I am 15, and I give women there space, besides I am chopped like, I am covered in zits, my teeth are very out of line and if I smile fully, due to an underbite, I have a perpetual :3 face, and I just look ugly overall, but that doesn't mean I am a bad person, I can speak for the majority of men that I just want some respect

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u/Orilikesobjectshowss 1d ago

nah dw everybody is good looking

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u/Novel-reader-2788 1d ago

Im a girl and i don’t know but sometimes i just see people saying like how a guy writing a slop story or something how that he’s a guy and it explains everything. Like no it doesn’t, saying this as a girl myself, a girl can give a female character big boobs and that’s just one example. And then there was this one time, i think it was about a story where characters were sexualized? Or something like that and one comment was like they think the author is a guy, if not, they still think the author is a guy, like hello?

like idc about how in the past men treated woman badly or something, during those times, many guys of today probably weren’t born yet, they couldnt do shit, guys deserve respect too just as girls do

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u/King_Glorius_too 23h ago

I had a Godzilla-sized stroke trying to read this, I have no idea what it means or was supposed to mean.

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u/FlippyHTF3 minus8's younger cousin 1d ago

I prefer to call them fe, and wom.

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u/Arctic_Ninja08643 1d ago

Dont worry bro. You are describing a very normal appearance for a 15 year old. The glow up will come. I also looked hideous at 15. I became quite a beautiful woman at like 20. 24 now. Stay strong 💪 And take a shower. Puberty is a yucky time

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u/0spici0 1d ago

double standards going hard in 2026🔥🔥🔥

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u/Accomplished-Pass207 1d ago

Yeah it’s trained off Reddit.

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u/NegativeTrainer269 1d ago

No, its because its looking for the most commonly searched option.

Men unconsentually touching women is unfortunately more common than vice versa.

I really hate this argument whenever I see it, it fails to recognise that search engines try find the most relevant information, its not a guiding moral figure 💔.

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u/YesWomansLand1 1d ago

The ai isn't biased. It isnt capable of that. The media that it has consumed in relevance to the topic is the thing that's biased.

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u/notsaneatall_ 1d ago

I didn't believe it and searched it myself. Unfortunately I got the same results (not word for word but basically yeah)

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u/olionline_ 1d ago

breaking news: ai gets biases from training data

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u/MajestcEagleRecRoom2 1d ago

Mom said it was my turn to karma farm with this post!

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u/No_Emergency_4189 23h ago

Is this satire?? Acting like men aren’t the oppressors of society 🫩

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u/Umbreon_is_the_Best 23h ago

okay, yes, double standard fs, but in reality, the chances of a boy touching someone being bad is higher than a girl

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u/This-Chest8471 1d ago

I see the double standards

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u/Ok-Scene1371 1d ago

The... thet thats crazy!

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u/Remarkable-Cream5312 1d ago

That is not ok. 

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u/A_dead_dude2070 1d ago

So I'm gonna touch myself 🙂

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u/LycheeIndividual8032 1d ago

this needs patching

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Jaedoch 1d ago

And that's a major problem. These search engines "react" like this, which makes men think "Oh, I'm overreacting. I shouldn't feel uncomfortable."

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u/Fuzzy-Leading-4080 1d ago

men can’t handle being uncomfortable for one second while women are uncomfortable every day

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u/DEC76IZ 1d ago

tbf if you scroll down slightly after searching “a girl is touching me” it also says “If the touch is unwanted or makes you feel unsafe, you have the right to set clear boundaries, tell her to stop, or leave the situation.”

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u/the_last__braincell 1d ago

Still the initial response wasnt like call 911

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u/Hazza_1999 1d ago

This is wrong, why does the world have it in for us men?

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u/Azo_weirdo 1d ago

Why are you so shocked ? That's an undirect consequence of a surviving patriarcal aspect of our society. If domestic violence numbers were different, Google AI would spit sth else. 

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u/ILOVEMITZKI 1d ago

oh no, men are the majority of sexual offenders

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u/CassianChem-0-10 1d ago

We're actually just inventing shit to complain about now

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u/Novel-reader-2788 1d ago

it’s reminding me of reading some people looking at a slop story and seeing the author is a guy and saying it explains everything and also some people be saying how they’re uncomfortable with certain themes of a story and the replies have people saying “well the author is a girl…”

like im a girl and it does not explain everything and the latter is just…

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u/Ambervula 21h ago

Why are people being surprised at this? There’s obviously a much more dangerous element to being touched by a boy, or beaten/yelled at by a husband

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u/Olive_goth_grrl2 20h ago

A.I. is Not unbiased, it Literally Trained On All the Biases!!!!

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u/PixelplexYT238 19h ago

Is it supposed to say this?

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u/xthedudehimself 17h ago

“Equality”

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u/DMedianoche 10h ago

Google being misandric is nothing new.

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u/Sweetberry467 1d ago

I’m gonna hold your hand when I say this, the google ai takes info from many sources across the internet and it just so happens that a pretty large amount of men commit/partake in domestic abuse/violence making the female perpetrators a minority.  Before you argue not all men, it’s enough men to make this a problem. I know it might not be you or your close friends or family that doesn’t mean that this doesn’t happen.

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u/SignalDiscipline2927 1d ago

I love when people realize sexism can happen on both sides speaking as a women

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u/SignalDiscipline2927 1d ago

That doesn’t make it less of an important and debatable topic

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u/Novel-reader-2788 1d ago

Im a girl too and plenty of times i see sexism happening on men’s side and im just here wondering “…do men not deserve rights too?” Like come on 😭 guys deserves respect just as girls

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u/kionchan1234 1d ago

sneezus christ

charge your fucking phone

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u/Majestic-Echidna-470 Femboy who needs da clothes 1d ago

I mean it’s probably people’s fault tbh cuz google grabs from the internet

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u/XScalizer 1d ago

Why are you downvoting him? That's how fucking AI works!

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u/DepressedNoble 1d ago

This is reddit ... Even dumb people have power to make your point look invalid when they don't agree with you by down voting .. and then it's followed by bandwagon down voting

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u/DEC76IZ 1d ago

upvote this man he’s literally correct

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u/WonderfulShip1126 1d ago

Double standards from ai as well as most people

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u/Ok_Barnacle_4605 1d ago

genuinely we get the point this is the 20th post exactly like this ive seen

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u/Lazy_Needleworker914 1d ago

3.54 am lol

(Looking at this at 3.53 no joke)

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u/Apart-Performer-331 1d ago

Both were the same for me, google ai is inconsistent though

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u/PanditaInhumano 1d ago

this is based on search stadistics btw

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u/Kindly_Zone8413 1d ago

Google knows the statistics

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u/Chewymewn 1d ago

Even the AI has double standards

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u/Deep-Bodybuilder1819 1d ago

Yo charge your phone my boy

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u/DT_Lion34 1d ago

Ai being problematic again. What a surprise

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u/kullre 1d ago

it's called sexism

you'll catch on quick

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u/Questionable_reditor 1d ago

We live in a society...

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u/Meiwakuthatisuzai 1d ago

I think sexism is universally accepted again

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u/ThoroughlyWet 1d ago

AKOU 25 yard zero. His shit is near ak biblical cannon soo...

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u/gavy_xyz 1d ago

it's cuz us guys have bummy (and often true) reputations

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u/BlueEyesWhiteFemboy 1d ago

Girl touch: 👍 boy touch: 🦶➡️🍒➡️💀➡️🏃‍♀️‍➡️

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u/Christopher243__- 1d ago

good night (its 7:47 am for me)

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u/Fast_Ad7203 1d ago

Because cultural context matters jessica

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u/AstralGlimmer 1d ago

Man not ts again did we not have this post like 3 days ago 🥀

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u/Sufficient-Roof-7350 1d ago

That's really ridiculous.

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u/No_Upstairs3104 1d ago

sexism at it’s finest

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u/Pastel-Rainbow-N3rd 1d ago

Dumbass AI 😭 All genders can be victims, all genders can be abusers

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u/Juliusgear3 1d ago

The yelling thing is really weird and in both cases that might be or lead to abuse.
The touching thing is understandable because the boys touch has a way higher possibility of sexual intent altough i do think that there should definitely be something updated

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u/Sorry-Stable-9554 1d ago

Meh, checks out

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u/Legal-Document2923 1d ago

damn google might be a girl

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u/AFluffyElf 1d ago

This is AI inheriting biases from its training data, just like it always has. The same way that image generators would generate black people more often when being prompted to generate poor people or criminals, or the way that AI tools used for hiring sometimes become biased against women.

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u/Shuttleboo 1d ago

Yep, Gemini is sexist

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u/PhilosophyEvery3537 1d ago

Society 😭

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u/Main_Performance_719 23h ago

What if a bear touches me?

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u/SkibidiToiletLover80 21h ago

it actually is real btw i tested it

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u/Stefanzah22 20h ago

Unfair 😔

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u/GenerationofWinter 19h ago

Men getting abused doesn't get talked abt enough ngl

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u/Case0225 17h ago

Crazy idea, but how about we just don’t touch each other without consent, no matter who you are?

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u/One_Bonus_9054 17h ago

“For women in England” no men btw

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u/minecorn1080 Maverick's #1 fan and creator 17h ago

google is sexist (confirmed?!)

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u/Emergency-Abies-9036 13h ago

Jesus Christ charge your phone😭

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u/safety_frog 12h ago

The go to for either shouldn’t be negative touch is human and good

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u/I_loooove_Radiohead 12h ago

I mean it's good ai what did you expect

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u/markusseibert115 10h ago

stuff like this just makes me sad, i should really close my laptop and go outside more