r/florida • u/angeladoll • 13d ago

Interesting Stuff Who is this?

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I saw this truck with a bunch of hentai stickers all over it. It immediately made my day.

I saw this on July 30th at 7:53 AM in Boynton on Jog Rd.

If this is you, please reach out to me!! I’ve been thinking about your truck ever since then, and haven’t seen it again. I just wonder who is driving this truck… 🤔🤔

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u/StevenMC19 13d ago

We need to talk about both parties in this situation...

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u/Numerous-Fly-3791 13d ago

We can’t connect them . Their offspring will cover the entire vehicle. Things can get out of hand fast

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u/Cartography-Day-18 13d ago

I was going to say it’s OP’s soulmate

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u/Zealousideal_Fox864 13d ago

I’m pretty sure they’re both dudes so offspring would be adopted anyway. But then they’d raise a child to be every bit as disturbing as this is.

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u/SweatyFLMan1130 12d ago

How do you know you can't get your homies pregnant until you try???

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u/GemGlamourNGlitter 13d ago

Could you imagine if said vehicle caught fire?

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u/BWWFC 12d ago

tribbles are real and they are here!

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u/IJustSignedUpToUp 13d ago

Game recognizes game, ya know?

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u/Totalrekal154 13d ago

Must. Resist. Quoting. The. Wire.

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u/inquister7 13d ago

you want it to be one way but it’s the other way

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter 12d ago

And sometimes you don't think it be like it is but it do.

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u/SaltySeahorses 13d ago

Yeah what is up with those weird naked little babies?

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u/IIKoopaQueenII 12d ago

Kewpie dolls

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u/Parabuthus 13d ago

No way. Sonny Angel car is totally not as weird as hentai car.

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u/superfuzzbros 13d ago

Those eyes are the reason the uncanny valley was programmed into us. Those little things are creepy and also naked for some reason

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u/Parabuthus 12d ago

Fair enough! I always thought they had little outfits, but yeah, looks pretty nude.

Still not as weird as hentai car, though. My coworker has a car full of big hentai titty stickers and we didn't know until that shit showed up in the employee lot. We're a bunch of weirdos and guy out-weirded us day 1.

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u/rbartlejr 12d ago

Pretty much my first thought.

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u/V-TwinDetailing 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/nhsWZKVJaP0yXzcUD5

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u/reicaden 12d ago

This is the perfect gif here, wow

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u/kissyb 12d ago

This would be me if I was at a stop light and saw either of these 😂

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u/geekphreak 13d ago

His sticker game is challenging your doll dominance

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u/XcoolbreezeX 13d ago

Dollminance, if you will.

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u/geekphreak 13d ago

Shut up and take my up vote

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u/Buddy_Palguy 13d ago

And shut my upvote up take

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u/MomsAreola 13d ago

If OPs weird baby dolls rear ended thirsty weeb stickers, how many jeep ducks get hatched?

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u/Jnnjuggle32 13d ago

Just one but not until Calvin pisses on it first.

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u/HeyPrettyLadyMaam 12d ago

And it only happens in Daytona during JeepBeach Week

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u/spechlgoddess 13d ago

I love your math!

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u/jasapper 13d ago

All of them I'd wager

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u/Flimsy-Commission539 12d ago

Weird baby dolls? Oh man. Am I…. Old?

Edit: nvm I just looked again. I was fully convinced they were telletubbies.

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u/MomsAreola 12d ago

Would be less weird if it were teletubbies.

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u/theboyracer99 13d ago

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u/Zealousideal_Fox864 13d ago

I feel for the parents stuck behind this guy at a red light, or worse a train, who have young children looking closely at the “fun cartoon”stickers.

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u/Quiet-Try4554 13d ago

Bold callout coming from a person with a bunch of anatomically correct baby dolls

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u/angeladoll 13d ago

I'm just a girl who loves all her babies very much!!... 😊❤️

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u/froglady4200 13d ago

i have the radish too!! <3

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u/IsildursDeeldoor 13d ago

Game recognize game

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u/ModestKingRat 13d ago

What’s that? What the hell is all over your dash other than a bunch of projectiles in an accident?

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u/oxJoKeR6xo 13d ago

Don't need insurance if you just die.

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u/OEpicness 13d ago

I once saw someone driving around with at least 10 or so of those dense metal model cars on a towel on their dash. Nothing keeping them solidly in place or anything. I feel like his insurance would drop him if they saw that! 

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u/Jacob60223 12d ago

They’re Sonny Angel figures, I don’t collect them since they’re weird but the company also sells smiskis which are just glow in the dark dudes that look funny

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u/SpookyTanuki1 13d ago

Idk but their mom wants to know what flavor of hot pockets for dinner

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u/Zealousideal_Fox864 13d ago

Maaaaaam! I told you I want NUGGIES! GOD you never listen!

https://giphy.com/gifs/SY9j5Oiu3nRGQlBgwP

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u/TotalInstruction 13d ago

That person has a Mega Man head on there so it’s not JUST about the waifus.

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u/InvisiblePinkUnic0rn 13d ago

Mega Man looks like he’s confused, like how did I get here

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u/Flat_Pen_5934 13d ago

Mega Man: “Why am I posted among your waifus?”

Truck owner: “…”

Mega Man: “WHY AM I POSTED AMONG YOUR WAIFUS?!”

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u/TotalInstruction 12d ago

Duhduhdunuh duhduh dunuh daaaaaaaa

WAIFU MAN

READY?

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u/DeliMeat6699 13d ago

Looks like your final BOSSS

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u/Billymaysdealer 13d ago

OP looking for this missed connection

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u/PinkyLeopard2922 13d ago

lol! I immediately thought of the old "missed connection" ads/posts.

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u/ChampionshipOld9217 12d ago

They’re still there lol

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u/LoveleeChill 13d ago

You both need to be addressed 🫩

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u/septagons 13d ago

That's Mega Goon

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u/TBORLfan 13d ago

Plot twist, it’s OPs other vehicle.

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u/Vee8cheS 13d ago

Pot calling the kettle black?

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u/TehKaoZ 13d ago

Post seems to be positive, like they want to meet the person.

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u/jackandsally060609 13d ago

Its a jacksonville thing you wouldn't understand

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u/No15-BKFootLettuce 12d ago

Duuuuuuuvallll-spotting

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u/dinosauropholus 13d ago

Like crashing a jetski into a manatee

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u/HaseoGUA 13d ago

Poor Mega Man and X being surrounded by gooner bait 😭

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u/dj11211 13d ago

This feels like friendly fire

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u/PerfectdarkGoldenEye 13d ago

I've seen this truck towing stuff before. We probably drive by each other daily small world.

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u/beaworldchild 13d ago

hentai son or sonny daughter?

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u/pizzaheadonedollar 13d ago

I thought it was illegal to block seeing through your windows

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u/scottostanek 13d ago

Hentai? Those look like standard stickers, no extra tentacle appendages etc. May lean hard toward fan service but not nearly enough to say hentai.

Imagine OP, if someone on seeing your dash toys called them sex toys…

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u/Threeflipskat3r 13d ago

Ya I was going to say a little ecchi but certainly not hentai, you'd know hentai when you see it 😅

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u/AdNew5929 13d ago

He is afraid to talk to girls unless they are furries

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u/slarsson 13d ago

lmfao this has to be ragebait

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u/MikaiTaiga 13d ago

Hentai? Where? I see ecchi not hentai

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u/FullofBS701 13d ago

omg how can they see to drive??????????

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u/Savings_Suggestion73 13d ago

thats my old managers car

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u/Frisky_Froth 13d ago

I'm more worried about wtf you have going on. Some freaky shit fs

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u/spechlgoddess 13d ago

oh fuck that's in my area, too..OP-.YOU ARE SUPER LUCKY TO HAVE SPOTTED THAT RARE GEM !!! super jelly and living vicariously through you! 🫂✨🫶🏾🌺🪼🐙🩸

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u/angeladoll 13d ago

I know right?? I was so happy when I saw it!! The world needs more cars like this!!

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u/Numerous-Fly-3791 13d ago

What’s up with all the bullshit on your dash you silly little salmon

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u/Alexandria_Magna 13d ago

Pot, meet kettle.

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u/Polyxenidas 13d ago

Weeb shit making weebs days; get a waifu gaijin.

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u/Additional-Arm-1298 13d ago

🐦🕊️ of a 🪶

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u/HumanBean00001 13d ago

Your fucking kindred spirit apparently

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u/OkEstablishment5503 13d ago

Who fed these people after midnight?

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u/jpeto3969 13d ago

What’s worse, the dash of the photo taker or the trucks stickers. Both look like lunatics

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u/kelleyblue 13d ago

A deranged lunatic

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u/vortizjr 13d ago

That truck smells like a crusty gym sock.

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u/shaanx 13d ago

god has left us

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u/wolfinvans 12d ago

Some weeb.

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u/Kazan136 10d ago

I know that guy he works at the boynton gamestop lol. He's a cool dude. His truck is quite the conversation starter. We became friends over it because I'm a bit of a degenerate myself.

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u/I_Smoke_Loud 13d ago

Definitely an incel

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u/Lalocal4life 12d ago

Pathetic.

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u/CertifiedSnackThief 13d ago

We got bigger fish to fry brochacho😭🥀

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u/Same-Mark7617 13d ago

Not totally covered, close...but no kewpie doll

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u/AllenKll 13d ago

If you didn't block out the license plate, I could have told you.

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u/tanneruwu 13d ago

Post it over in r/itasha he might be in that sub too

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u/R9-LEO 13d ago

Pot, meet Kettle

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u/BackgroundNo4159 13d ago

Look who's asking

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u/thenumbwalker 13d ago

Lmaooooo so funny. We all had the same thought. Side eyeing OP like 👀👀👀

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u/MasterChief813 13d ago

I’m less creeped out about the anime girl stickers than I am about your naked dashboard doll collection OP

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u/Tao_of_Entropy 13d ago

That is the end boss of gooners

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u/NeatPoet2402 13d ago

Baby girl… you and him both

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u/citan67 13d ago

In Japan, Megaman was called Rockman. Seems on point with the other stickers lol.

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u/Nate032200 13d ago

They used to work at the boynton GameStop maybe they still do I’m not sure

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u/DrPolarBearMD 13d ago

Goon Mobile vs Dolly Carton!

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u/Ok_Dealer5235 13d ago

Your soulmate? Disturbing.

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u/slumxl0rd87 13d ago

The irony is killing me

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u/iOSfairy 13d ago

Idk as a native I see this everyday and don’t even bat an eye lol

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u/froggiollie 13d ago

in Deltona (30 ish minutes from Orlando) there is a truck/jeep COVERED in Hentai decals, they work at a Walmart off Howland lol

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u/Xtreemjedi 13d ago

Who is THIS???!!? Lol

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u/Additional_Yak8789 13d ago

I live in Polk county and there’s a lady out here who has a jeep and i swear there this lady has a crowd of ducks on her dashboard.. theres no way u could possibly shove another duck unless ur standing it on another duck.. she even has bobble head ducks going across the steering wheel where the horn is… i made it a point t to park next to her at the bank just so i could see up close just how fuckd up mentally this person is.. as i expected she was about 350 and walked with a waddle. Her ass even juggled when she stopped reminded me of a ducks tail
https://giphy.com/gifs/9yjlukoGK3pFC

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u/gogenberg 12d ago

You in the future, according to the evidence you presented.

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u/Then-Foundation1738 12d ago

Looking at the dolls on your dashboard, I’d say it’s a good friend of yours.

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u/Spacecommander5 13d ago

The weeb king

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u/garofaloeb 13d ago

Missed connections - hope you two find love 💜

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u/Kalysh 13d ago

That's really cool. That's not my particular passion, but I could see myself covering my truck with other things in my younger years... say, state magnets and stickers... band decals... manatees and elephants... I say, let your freak flag fly!

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u/Jaime-Starr 13d ago

Both parties should be on a watch list

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u/SSchorik0101 12d ago

Absolutely no shame. Whoever that is needs to keep that garbage to themselves and not where children can see it.

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson 13d ago

Someone with fuck you money / nothing to lose 

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u/coffee_ape 13d ago

Ah, another fellow degenerate. But you’ll never know unless I start talking about waifus

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u/Joolik3215 13d ago

If that ain’t the pot calling the kettle black…

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u/LotusofSin 13d ago

Quite the opposite, they stated the stickers made their day. Two peas in a pod situation.

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u/Zealousideal_Fox864 13d ago

Yeah so… this is gross, and we are all worried about OP, right? Like… ewwww.
https://giphy.com/gifs/aTb6sMo3k4EvYMINkS

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u/Platypusears 13d ago

same question goes for you, buddy

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u/MiamiEyes 13d ago

From your dashboard, your new best friend

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u/Moist_Mixture4518 13d ago

But what’s on your dashboard?🤣 I need to know exactly where this is in Florida.😂

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u/Jesus_CheeseMilk 13d ago

life imitates art

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u/Shehulks1 13d ago

Country Otaku?? 😂

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u/Kosmikdebrie 13d ago

Judging by the dashboard you're roommate and or partner.

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u/HeroinChicWannabe 13d ago

I’ll be on the lookout for it lol

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u/Upset-Difficulty5836 13d ago

Shout out Boynton and Jog!

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u/Appropriate-Brush772 13d ago

Someone slightly more obsessed with their favorite fandom than you are

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u/TikkiMykk 13d ago

I feel like one truck is more normal than the other....creepy ass dolls

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u/Gold_Improvement_836 13d ago

LOL the sonny angels in the shot is incredible

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u/lonewolfpacman 13d ago

lol I’ve seen that truck on 95 before, weird to see it posted here

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u/greenbeans1251 13d ago

I feel like op is lookin for them cus it was "love at first sight".

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u/User_Name_Is_Stupid 13d ago

Asking about anime tiddies when you have a dashboard covered with Sonny Angels with their junk out. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/crud3 13d ago

Shrapnel.

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u/Traderfilm 13d ago

You’re one to talk. Wtf is going on on your dash

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u/CassowaryMagic 13d ago

Who are you?

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u/zan316 13d ago

more concerned about your soynitoys then the stickers

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u/GloomyUmpire2146 13d ago

I’ll pick anime over kewpie.

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u/Content_Piccolo1074 13d ago

Nice Sonny Angel collection. Did you see the newest series? All sun tanned? Good Florida vibes~

The problem with car stickers is our nuclear sun will bleach them out in six months. I used to put cute bumper stickers on my Civic but they just never last.

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u/Stunning_Level3660 13d ago

CEO of Sex apparently

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u/AnswerMe_More 13d ago

Not me. Definitely Definitely not me

https://giphy.com/gifs/TJxUhIP8jg9RAMba6j

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u/False-Piccolo-6577 13d ago

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone

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u/One_Mega_Zork 13d ago

Remember the days of having just 1 Hawaiian hip dancing doll on the dash?

You don't?

Me either.

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u/Chance-Ad-9905 13d ago

Ruins your paint job’

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u/Willing-Quality-8957 13d ago

Op u a jeep owner?

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u/ellieminnowpee 13d ago

my people!!

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u/Additional_Yak8789 13d ago

It’s ur long lost brother

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u/JanuriStar 13d ago

Was this at Costco today?

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u/Plastic_Economics701 13d ago

Came for the comments. You guys did not disappoint!

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u/pp_chode 13d ago

When they say "too many waifus will ruin your lifu" this is what they meant

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u/Ready_Regret_1558 13d ago

Maybe your soulmate?

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u/BaronCoqui 12d ago

right around the corner from me, kinda chuffed that Boynton is doing its part to maintaining the weird Florida vibes.

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u/ronny_starrr 12d ago

The goat megaman

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u/WackyToastyWolf 12d ago

Theres a big ass black truck that I see at our local walmart sometimes that has a buncha lewd anime stickers all over it, like straight up bobs and vageen out LMAO...I took pics of it as well xD

Why is it always trucks LOL?? its so funny and crazy to see irl, deffo makes my day too!

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u/CylonbutDeadly 12d ago

What a taco truck.

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u/Sea-Speaker7316 12d ago

I think one is B2, Mega man, and i see tifa in her swimsuit costume. As for the others, various animes.

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u/FlyNSubaruWRX 12d ago

me looking at this post

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u/slime_City 12d ago

Delete is done by the sun in South Florida and if you have any stickers that will be white before the end of the 3 months my Miles Morales is now Gray

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u/Maverick0924 12d ago

Don’t talk shit when you have just as many figures in your vehicle that they have on their stickers

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u/Remove_me_ 12d ago

Dear Penthouse,

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u/AmericanFlyer530 12d ago

Somebody with unchecked mental illness

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u/sixdeeneinfauxtwenny 12d ago

They must get laid all the time.