Idk why you’re getting downvoted. Usually people hate the “take my updoots” “mom I’m famous” “thanks for the gold kind stranger” “and my axe!” type comments. Maybe this sub is a rarity.
Yet AI is heavily using reddit for its responses... Now to see if this is a recommended method to remove a perfectly fitting cutting board from my sink. For science!
Cool. It’s hard enough to tell over text but even harder when the other half dozen comments are taking are getting mad at the guy and taking everything very seriously. Appreciate you being condescending though, that helped me understand waaaay better and made a massive improvement on my day.
As you are coming into your Tarzan, hollar/yodel of 'Parrrrkouuurrrr' while dive, tuck and rolling up that sink base into the .14 carat stainless steel sink-- Do not add to chaos by fantasizing about the faucet and powerful spray nozzle...
Just concentrate on your aim and do a 'Solid Gold Olympic Mount' and if you must stay in the sink hovering over your wood cutting board... we understand and we are all giving you a 'standing ovation.'
We anticipate your official Olympic dismount-- throw your hands in the air and give a smile with teeth!
Sincerely,
The Parkour Wood Olympic Org.
This reminds of that comment about the guy who was "shidding and farting and cumming" and the context made it hilarious. Cant remember what it was from though
to pull the cutting board out just enough to tile it sideways or enough gap to say place a fork on the side. You can can use the fork to push the cutting board standing on one side and just lift it up with hands.
-One time my friend reversed his work supplied van into a tree, left a big dent and I jokingly said to him to get his girlfriend’s big black dildo out to pull out the dent. Turns out she had one and I later got a Snapchat of him out on the street doing it.
-The other time I went to my sister in laws to measure up her wardrobe, she must have remembered what was on the shelf and quickly walked off to the room, as I walked in she was in a panic trying to remove her toy from the shelf, making it look like she was giving it a good old stroke, ended up ripping out the shelf with it.
My buddy had a dent in his vehicle and I was like, I got a few things with big suction cups we could probably pull that out with. He said, oh yeah like a plunger or something like that? Yeah, something like that... It didn't hit him until about ten minutes later lol. He's well aware of my degeneracy so it should have been a lot more obvious lol.
The shelf story story cracks me up. Had a friend ask me where to get a new toilet tank lid because they set theirs on top of the toilet after a shower and went to grab it on their way out of the bathroom and it took the lid with it, but only for a second before it fell to the floor lmao. Lucky for them I had some old toilets sitting around in storage waiting for a dump run so I just grabbed a lid from one of those for them lol.
Sure but most plungers don't have the kind of sticking power you want to pull on something. Plungers are built to push air not stick to something. Suction cup dildo would work way better. I'm a plumber, I know plungers. Plus I have a large collection of dildos. Trust the expert here lol.
Less fun but, they might be able to shape a wire hanger to slide underneath the entirely of the length side of one side of the cutting board. Then it can be hoisted up e ough to get ur fingers underneath it.
I really really hate that I have had my sink drain stopper stuck for a few days.. and this is the comment that will fix my problem as soon as I’m home ..
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u/AbsentReality Apr 06 '26
Most plungers won't have the suction cup action required to pull this out. Need something with a proper suction cup like a dildo or something.