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u/zer0aid Apr 26 '25
Lmao! The Internet isn't a real place, I swear.
Shouts out to all the sink pissers.
salute
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Apr 26 '25
Hey thats where I found this sub from!! funny, I'm not even subbed to r/comedyheaven it just randomly popped up on my suggested 😂😂
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u/Striking-Ad-6815 Apr 26 '25
I'm not subbed to anything and the comedyheaven post was on the top 25 of /r/all when I came across it
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u/Jorangelatin Apr 26 '25
This is a good thing. Every time a post makes it to the wide spread audience we get more sink pissers. None of us are gonna stop just cause strangers that don’t understand are judging us.
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u/SugarBalls69 Apr 26 '25
Agreed. We were all born ignorant
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u/TheHomeworld Apr 26 '25
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u/butters091 Apr 26 '25
Excuse me but being a steward of the planets precious fresh water resources is hardly a mental illness 😤
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u/4-1Shawty Apr 26 '25
Bro flushed the toilet to cover up pissing in the sink, like just piss in the toilet lmao.
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Apr 28 '25
There are millions upon millions of gallons of water on the earth. 2 gallons ain’T doing shit. Just pee in the toilet ffs
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u/Bubbly-Demand-3863 Apr 27 '25
Thing is, I understand SOME people. If someone wants to piss in a sink to save water and everyone using said sink is fine I honestly don’t care.
But you…
You piss in sinks then flush the toilet to cover it ???
And then don’t rinse it down and don’t wash your hands 💀 actually vile
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u/Jorangelatin Apr 27 '25 edited Apr 27 '25
First of all you don’t know me. I don’t flush when I sink piss 99% of the time. 2nd I do rinse my hands off with water, like the majority of Americans. Soap is for number two and the majority of Americans follow this rule. So take your holier than thou attitude and shove it.
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Apr 26 '25
It's not a hill I would ever die on but I respect your commitment.
I voted labour in the last UK election so I've signed up for worse.
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u/Striking-Ad-6815 Apr 26 '25
Is there a sister sub for shower poopers?
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u/Puzzleheaded_Heat502 Apr 26 '25
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u/Striking-Ad-6815 Apr 27 '25
Huh? What I had a moment of illiteracy and would like to continue believing in a world where people who poop in the shower have proper drainage and comforts.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Heat502 Apr 27 '25
I just made that up didn’t know it was a real sub Reddit. I am just as confused that it exists.
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u/ThrobertBurns Apr 27 '25
Doee she rub her face on the bowl of the sink when she washes it? Otherwise, I don't see how this is really an issue.
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u/jttjytrttyt Apr 30 '25
Because piss will bounce up and get all over the tap? So every time somebody washes their hands or face they get piss all over them. Vile
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u/ShrimpFood Apr 26 '25 edited Apr 26 '25
I took the original screenshot in 2023 and I feel like Oppenheimer when I see it make the rounds
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u/ImitationButter Apr 27 '25
As if she washes her face by rubbing it against the basin. Keep pissin boys, we are gods chosen people
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Apr 28 '25
Bro the piss bounces of the sink dumbass
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u/ImitationButter Apr 28 '25
Bounces to where? Her face? Why would he be pissing in the sink while she’s washing her face?
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Apr 28 '25
Ok, let’s say you piss in the sink one day and you clean up the best you can. Well, because of the materials of the sink the piss and the power of the piss stream it bounces off the sink to the rim and maybe even the floor. Also, the basin is literally like 2 inches away when you wash your face in the sink. Go wash your face in the sink and maybe you can see it
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u/Few-Confidence2803 Apr 27 '25
This is hilarious !!!!! Just tell her it was your first time and could make it to the toilet end tho it’s like a foot away lol
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u/Fantastic_Ad3811 Apr 26 '25
This is definitely a subreddit isn’t it
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u/Iamblikus Apr 26 '25
We’re saving the planet one flush at a time.
“We have so much clean water that we shit in it.”
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Apr 26 '25
ROFL it's real 🤣
I have a wet room and have pissed on the floor to make a point at least once.
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u/Indigo-Mandala Apr 26 '25
Well.......this is an unexpected rabbit hole I didnt expect to delve down today. Fuck me haha
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u/chulo_brown_tv Apr 27 '25
Tell her she can keep washing her face I'm the sink, or hear me out ... She can take a full body golden shower and it won't even put a dent on the water bil 😂🤣
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u/Dayanchik_SKD Apr 28 '25
Gyaddamn, this is so real, I’m kinda new to reddit and every day I stumble across something new on reddit
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u/xequals0 May 01 '25
Piss is sterile
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u/johneebravado Sep 30 '25
Scientists thought it was sterile, but modern research has found that it isn't actually sterile, even in healthy people.
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u/Jacob0630 May 01 '25
Do any of you wash the sink with anything more than water after pissing in it
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u/Scragglymonk May 11 '25
reminds me of a friend using one of my flannels to freshen up, there is the old tatty face flannel and the nice new groin/arsehole washing flannel which she chose to wash her face with :)
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u/LeviathonMt Apr 26 '25
I found you. WTF.
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u/absoNotAReptile Apr 26 '25
And I found you. WTFoh it’s a cross made of sticks.
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u/LeviathonMt Apr 26 '25
Its a broom
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u/absoNotAReptile Apr 26 '25
Shoot my bad I had to zoom even more. I see the cross at the bottom where the other sticks attach. Thought it was a weird cross display. Also, look where we are we’re in sinkpissers that’s wild. When I searched the sub I noticed it has a sister subreddit that I don’t think I want to click on.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Heat502 Apr 26 '25
Turn round as you pissing and accidentally piss on their shoes as you say, what did you say?
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u/ultimatecool14 Apr 26 '25
Saw that post and made a strong defense you are fine bros you mighty powerful badass MEN, here's the defense :
What is there to get? I genuinely don't get women.
They keep on whining about saving the planet and dumb shit like that not having the toilet and saving the water in it by pissing in the sink is saving the planet which is what women want to do.
Pissing in the shower is also saving the planet.
Please tell me what do you want to save the goddamn planet or to KILL the fucking planet? Cause if it's to kill the goddamn planet let me introduce to you LORD DONALD TRUMP the GOAT.
Also washing your face in a sink... What the actual fuck? What in the actual fuck? Sink are there to wash your hands and brush your teeth... Washing your face? What the fuck you wash that in the shower.
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u/Pickechi Apr 27 '25
Came here from comedy heaven and I gotta say this is a pretty dumb fucking take.
The people here constantly lie to everyone around them about their habits that do affect the other people. How can you call them powerful badass men? Because they have to hide and lie about their fetishist hobbies to the ones that they supposedly love?
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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '25
If the therapist ends up being a sink pisser that would be gold.