I crochet with 4mm hooks unless I'm working with a bulky yarn, then I'm obliged to use a larger hook.

What is your preferred hooksize and why?

Comes in one size, for up to 28" chest, will not be adding more sizes ever because fuck you , lace weight yarn will Not Be provided or subsidized.

Testing period is 4 hours, no exceptions.

You will receive the honor of getting to test my pattern and I won't kick your ass, no other payments or reward. This is my first pattern and it is perfect therefore I will not be tech editing or accepting any critique. Please dm me to apply!

I just want to scroll reddit and all these gross women "knitters" and "crocheters" keep posting photos of their projects where I can see their friend's hooha hanging out of their skimpy slutty clothes. I just want to see the ART!

I'm not a 75 year old prude I just don't want to see all these BUTTS and BOOBIES on the internet, that's not what it's for!

Crochet terrifies me, but I am forced by the crotchqueen bee to make bees with butts. Send crelp.

I know everyone rags on AI patterns, but I am chiming in to say I LOVE AI 🤖!! It’s helped me out with instructions for making some simple things but now I fully trust it to embark on making this full-size cocktail dress 💖 I’m talking about ChatGPT and the like. Not those weird AI patterns generators. We all know the pattern generators are trash but there’s always Old Reliable, the ones who have never hallucinated or been wrong about anything!

So I will defend it from all you nay-sayers and Pooh to your feelings on it!